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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

dear god i know its been a while but could you do me a solid i'll hit you back

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

trying to figure out if someone is trustworthy: so are you a 'girlfriend of antifa'

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

Scajacuada

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

not now babe I’m reading an article about a show I’ve never heard of from thirty years ago

do you ever think hannibal’s just like fuck it and nukes a hot pocket?

how long until white house memos are blocked by a paywall

it’s not just the internet this is the way claims about the rapture have always worked

I want a t-shirt cannon at my funeral

the fact that a sitting US president is talking about antifascism being terrorism should tell you a lot about what he thinks his own government represents

Bunch of surrendering-ahead-of-time ass cowards in this country.

People legit yelled at me for 24 hours when I said it's extremely dumb to RSVP to a protest. Why hand your name over to a group organizing a protest/rally? Do you *want* to have to talk to the FBI? Treat anyone encouraging you to RSVP to a protest as a fed. End of.

A Black man and a homeless man were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, for those who haven’t seen yet because it’s barely made it out of local news.

It may be distasteful but it is not illegal to mock someone's death and it should not warrant arrest, ever. The 1st Amendment exists specifically to protect disfavored speech and what is happening now is one of the greatest threats to free speech in the United States.

civility doesn’t only apply to the manner in which you say something. you can say uncivil things without raising your voice, but that won’t make your words civil

I am a civil rights leader

Feel like I’m going insane with the revisionist history that Charlie Kirk fostered open debate. He chilled speech and his targeting of professors for wrongthink led to threats, harassment, and being forced out of their jobs. His legacy is chilling speech right now, about him

Extremist murders by ideology, 2013 to 2022. www.pbump.net/o/reassessin...

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure

thank god we’re all against political violence

Weird headline for someone fired because of their connections to Epstein

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

*smacks the back of America’s head* that’s how you punish a coup

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

he died doing what he loved: being a racist, transphobic shill

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

the country tributes to charlie kirk are going to be godawful

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.

jd vance dancing around DC singing I just can’t wait to be king

‘A state of mind should be encouraged that anything can be sabotaged’

whoever named it meatloaf and not beefcake missed an opportunity there

great new resources for tracking gender rights and protections. incredible work from @khadijah.bsky.social putting this together.

Gavin Newsom is a vile human being. Savvy PR can get you far, but I hope this schmuck flames out long before the primaries Trans rights are human rights

staffer: *eating a bag of doritos as fast as they can* local reporter (looking bored): so are you going to bribe me or what staffer: hold on, I'm trying *chokes on dorito dust*

maybe the real treasure was the microplastics we ate along the way

(slapping the side of my head): this baby can fit so many delusions in it

I suppose you could say that insisting on the rights of all trans people is issuing a political purity test. But why would you do so, while also ignoring the fact that those who refuse to enter the tent unless you push trans people out of the tent are also issuing a political purity test?

one of my secret hopes is that the proliferation of AI encourages creative people to create more and better art

watch them ban hoagies on the DC metro