Ima need like 5 naps, a blunt and a hug after today🫩

BSky is having a bootyhole day🤭🤭 Beautiful gowns. 🙃

Who got some holiday spirit/cheer i cn borrow? Ain't none here😭

The amount of turkeys i gotta fry day of thanksgiving has somehow jumped from 1 to 3 minimum.....if its cold out ima lowkey be sick😭

I love this song

DAMN doesn't get enough credit for being a storytelling album that acts as a thesis for the human condition while putting a spin on the seven deadly sins. It won a Pulitzer Prize for a reason but it was GRAVELY misunderstood by the general public.

Hurt who more? He is gone and I’m glad that I don’t have to hear that shit

My mom want me ti fry a turkey fir thanksgiving and idk if i even have the desire to socialize and exist then😭 can I just drop off the turkey and go back home pls and thanks?

Just in case you need to know anything about me.

Absolutely diabolical

I was today years old when I learned people seasoned bacon. Where I’m from bacon is the seasoning. 😭

Garlic powder on bacon sounds brazy

Cava got rid of braised lamb, its cold, im not close to retirement Just send the flood fr im tired😭😂 (yes im mad about the lamb!!!)

i wish alot of yall had this mindset

I need one of them type naps where you drool and astral project

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Is the fact that dont nobody come save me from these clearly heinous attacks😭😭😭conspiracy fr

God is a woman and EYE am a victim😭 Just gremlin time😭😂

This one is hilarious and seeing all the replies is funny af. I do not be in the middle of enough shenanigans here to participate fully tho😂

Bougie new espresso machine at work???

Im barely existing on BlackSky fr😂😂😂 HELL NO

Just heard "bacon scrapple" being discussed.....😒😒 Id try it tho🤣🤣

Its colder than a muggg 🥶

Every time, Every time its slander😭😭🤣🤣 new friend application loading soon🤣

Tall black women>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I cant even tell wtf im thinking half the time fr🤣🤣 iont assume shit

Definitely makes the moments im not feeling great easier and keeps me atleast w some routine. He may not get why I need the cuddle time but he always down to vibe w me

Rolled over for belly rubs fr. No attempt at cat claw blender, he just fully accepts it

Probably not. Id want a fish or something but the gremlin would end up in the tank😭

I can just tell but id just stoop down closer to them. Guarantee he'd come up and rub/headbutt me demanding pets

Sitting on the deck w me w his lil harness+leash has been the new fave thing for him. He just wants to lay around and be under me fr🤣

I talk to him like a human kid and he lowkey listens. Smart ass always got a side comment but he does know the vibes. Teaching a cat to sit feels insane tho lol

A hamster. Have 0 memory of it but I always gotta hear about how I hugged my first pet too much😒 parents are haters lol

I judge ppl who cant see wild animals as wild vs giant pets. But like. Have yall seen a cheetah purr??? Big cat, they cant even roar😭

Yup. Had a dog when i was a kid🥲 he enjoyed chewing hot wheels tracks so he aint make it long

It'd probably be a dog. People tend to love dogs a lot more openly tbh

Gotta always check your emotions first cause theres only 1 human in that relationship and you have all the executive function and emotional discipline here. If you mad at your pet self reflect instead of lashing out

He'd tell the most dramatic story about how I hate him cause I wont let him sleep on my literal face😒

He talks back regularly lmao but my fave is him bored yelling still in full loaf mode. Like you dont even want shit other than to be loud rn😭

Not getting pets and chin scratches 24/7😭 needy AF

If dont nobody else gaf, he want my attention🤷🏽‍♂️ also have you ever just held a cat while they purr?? Instant mood boost

Cat distribution system chose me 😭 I even tried to find his real parents for like a month. But ya was painting in my garage, lil negro just walked in and plopped down on the floor like he was home😒

No clue😭🤣 that lil heathen was a legit stray but id say maybe 2 at best when I got him

Almost 4yrs now I believe. Math is hard w a stray lol

Robin. Yes Batman and Robin, Robin

This my lil gremlin son. Send prayers for me cause he extra af😭

this year taught me that i am the problem and that the consequences to my actions are well deserved.

A good Wendy’s has the best fast-food burger of any national chain. That said, good luck finding a good Wendy’s.

Hard agree. Also chemical and psychological addiction are not the same either so know what your dealing with!