rubr

permagrins permanently

Sometimes when hyenas get bored they find they way into the toy closet Just to test out if @dariomouse.bsky.social makes a good seat cushion! And what’d’ya know! He does!

when ur light as air with convenient handles you dont really get a say in when its time for the water sqrk

Commission for Catcorerv

pooltoy gender

bullying!!!!!

pawbs!!!!

Get Pooltoy'd idiot

it's so nice when a pooltoy hugs back!! 💖 already forgot who i put in there... oh well, look at that smile, im sure they don't mind!! 💖 #SqueakySaturday

being referred to as an it really sets off a specific part of my rubbery brain

squeaks and squirks

more People and Things should be squeaky, shiny and full of air in my humbly correct opinion

pooltouys

SUMMER ISNT OVER TIL I SAY ITS OVER!!!! (🎨: @squidinu.bsky.social)

obsessed with pooltoy pawbs. the best part of being a pooltoy i think. big useless round squeaky bappers

being a pooltoy is the best thing ever actually

intense yearning to be inflatable and frozen in a generic pose and expression,,, completely inanimate, bouncing stiffly and wobbling when someone picks it up to carry it away to use it, still locked in position, only able to stare blankly ahead like the inanimate inflatable it is 💦💦 #inanimatetf

Pooltoy characters are good because they’re expressly made for bullying. Pushing them around? Threatening to overinflate/pop them? Hilarious. A joy. And what are they going to do? Uselessly slap me with bappy paws? Keep grinning like they always do? lmao. Get carried away by a light breeze, dummy

being greeted with 'how's the box in the garage treating you this winter' making me sdlkfjh💦💦

pooltoys :3

important! information! #pooltoy