wdym "when was i born", i was manufactured in a factory, packaged, and sold off like a proper toy

squeaks all pooltoy like

@khloeprower.bsky.social and @nystre.bsky.social get in a sticky situation and turn into a couple of Toykissers :3

Dream on 1/7 🧷 TF comic #TFTuesday #TFEveryday

POV: You're working your first shift as the museum's new nighttime guard, and you discover some details that... definitely weren't in the job description. You'll certainly be having a fun #marblemarch sooner or later! #gargoyle #tftuesday Pings for characters will be in a reply below!

Pooltoy! Inspired by pooltoy rooms at several different cons, which are increasingly becoming my fav places to visit and relax at.

i am in fact literally a pooltoy, its honestly impressive i can post at all with big useless bappers actually

Commission for @pokill99.bsky.social part two !

gothic architecture making a comeback with all the gargoyles appearing

i needa be napped on, big comfy squeaky bed in the pool on a nice quiet day

"Oculus Gallivant" (several hours)

Me and the boys hanging out. (I don't who made this)

BIG USELESS INFLATABLE RUBBER PAWBS

Be careful what kinda swimming shorts you get or you'll be spending more time at the pool than you thought :3 Commission for @magiciandragon.bsky.social

For @wolfoup.bsky.social

squeaking amd squirking

one grind after another... the bliss just doesn't end... the rubber doesn't stop growing... the squeaks and creaks replaces your words... the need and lust replaces your thoughts... what'd you know... the product didn't lie~ commission for @kotarofoxxxx.bsky.social

shoutout to all the northern hemisphere pooltoys stuck in storage rn enjoying every second of it shoutout to all the southern hemisphere pooltoys floating in pools rn enjoying every second of it

building a cute animal lego set and as soon as u finish it it body swaps with u, pats u, puts u on a shelf, and leaves u there forever to gather dust yes this is about the lego eevee

two pooltoys endlessly rubbing nulls with infinite stamina, due to, ykno, being synthetic, and needing to be pulled off each other hours later but by that time theyve become too lust-driven to think about anything other than a climax that will never come

i mean cmon

hypersensitive rubber nulls > literally anything else that could be on the crotch

i bet itd feel incredible to be a bunch of lego pieces getting clicked together into a build tbh

i need to tf into the lego eevee

its sad knowing pokemon will never make the game people truly want: that one tumblr post about having your friends play as your pokemon

i stand with my trans homies! 🏳️‍⚧️ fuck this administration and the rotten animals who’re in charge! and fuck the disingenuous losers who are just “asking questions”!! here’s a question i’m “just”asking: when will you die!?

Mango helps a friend out! 🫧

pooltoys are just air plushies and plushies are poly-filled pooltoys

carried around by your owner and realizing way before they do that youre getting awfully close to the sharp pointy fence and oop! what an unfortunate unavoidable accident~ into the trash you go

need to be INANIMATE. completely unable to do anything without help. stuck floating in the pool or deflated in the shed unable to move, carried around everywhere by my handles like a good toy should

theres literally no better material to be made of than some kind of rubber or plastic

the new poppy playtime chapter is based actually

is it normal to relate to/want to be the cute animal sidekick/side character in movies and webcomics more than the "cool protagonist"

squeaks

for alpie 🎈

go @dynsinzone.bsky.social give us nothing!

tryna get some heart balloons for ur partner but ending up AS the heart balloons someone else got for THEIR partner. im sure you wont pop by the end of the day

gotta be careful buying valentines day chocolate this friday the 13th unless you wanna get turned into the chocolate that gets put on clearance afterwards

pooltoys floating at the local pool bragging about their owners and debating whose is the best (mine is btw)

very fun comm for @rubbercattoy.bsky.social !

being laid on in the pool then deflated and left in the shed for months before being used again would fix me

pooltoy with a tablet pen that it holds between its lawbs that it uses for using phones and keyboards and anything that needs dexterity. leaves it partially hanging off a table so it can easily grab it again. tryna put it back but dropping it, no chance of picking it up with pawbs and getting pouty

BEING that recently-turned pooltoy friend and being completely helpless but loving every single moment, of all of these feelings magnified hundredfold by having them all happen to your body itself

if you own a living pooltoy you can always tell where it is and what its doing by the volume and amount of squeaking

i need big round pawbs too useless to do literally anything

squeaks all over the place

ive adored @frengers.toys pooltoy art for years and im so happy to get something of myself, its SO cute :3 thank u so much!!!!

rubr

permagrins permanently

Sometimes when hyenas get bored they find they way into the toy closet Just to test out if @dariomouse.bsky.social makes a good seat cushion! And what’d’ya know! He does!