A thousand likes on this post and I’ll get this tattoo 🙂‍↕️

Turkey Day

When you walk away, you don't hear me say "Please, oh baby, don't go" Simple and clean Is the way that you're making me feel tonight It's hard to let it go

Happy Friday

What’s your sign?

THANK GOD. Facebook grandmas found him

How do you answer the phone?

❤️❤️❤️

Sharing this meme for no particular reason

Happy Hump Day! Bring out the melons, fellas.

Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam

When the boss asks you to do something well within your job description.

I have a few hats left to sell! Buy before I run out!

Well @gayhorrorpod.bsky.social what do we think 😛

What perfect album came out when you were sixteen? I had far too many

Post a picture YOU took, just a pic. No description.

Sat Vibes

How yard work began vs how yard work ended

Vibe

✊🏻

This is who runs this account Leisure suits for children…yes

What’s your sign?

@dgrmsp.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂🎈

Happy National Day Of Prayer 🙏🏼 Light a candle for our Patron Saint Of Faggotry & Shenanigans Mother Kylie Minogue Of The Down Under

Repost your skircle.me and describe with only emojis ❤️💦🍑

Headed to BlueSky on a Friday #FCF

It’s Friday bitches #FCF

Watch me watching The Brady Bunch on OnlyJans

Post a GIF you can hear

Back from vacay. Saw Kylie in Austin. She’s amazing ❤️

New apex twink just dropped

Get me to God’s country

Yardwork Saturday

Ok I lied

It’s so hot here today

Reba will return as Colonel Sanders in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’

Yall can have #FCF because I am all about this humpday ass 🍑 😍

HAPPY #FCF TO THOSE THAT CELEBRATE

Live Laugh Let Me Be Your Underwear

Post you from a different era 1998 - first duplex with the ex - donated 80s couch - CDs in the back - cigarettes in hand The things I would love to warn this kid about 😂 *picture didn’t attach last time lol*

Happy Saturgay.

Thank YOU for being a fiend

Drop a performance that deserved an Oscar but didn’t get one.

When Elon Musk’s Son Wants A Hug

People hated the album but here we are 🧐

February, what is this!

“Hi I’m Bearface McArmpit. I have 30k followers because all I do workout, post selfies, and act like a cunt toward anybody I don’t wanna fuck. Friend Of Dorothy sent me supplements that made my loads crazy thick. Use code WOOF10 for 10% off some zinc you could buy for 1/4 the price everywhere else!”