I've been looking around for biology-themed accessories (because what's the point of being a teacher if you can't be Ms. Frizzle) and completely forgot I owned this.

Husband and kiddo playing Minecraft Dungeons. Reinforced mail (armor) drops. Kiddo: "Isn't that just a metal envelope?" This Is My Child. #puns

I made it to 1200 before my brain got too tired. If I had this printed out and a fresh notebook at a table in the library I bet I could have gone further. www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...

My kid can kick your kid's ass at Drawful.

Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.

thought my students were trying to teach me the Spanish word for "furry" but no it turns out 'therian' is a whole separate thing?

Using some down time to catch up on my TBR. Surprise appearance of a familiar name, and then some of The Most 90s Comics panels I've seen EVER.

I kept a straight face the entire time one of my extended in-laws talked about how he stopped his tongue cancer because he was taking ivermectin. And of course he's not vaccinated (?!?!????) and it's not the tobacco that's bad for you, it's the chemicals they put in the filters what the fuck lol

I feel like today has been way too full of shenanigans to NOT have been a full moon.

I need to floss my mouse wheel.

My uncle was working at a sex toy warehouse when one of the crates fell off the shelf. It hit him like a ton of pricks.

Still sore AF, so I'm scheduling an appt with my PC to get it checked out 👵

“Did they grow up under a rock??” Yes. And the rock was probably put there on purpose by men who wanted uneducated people to control. This is why we don’t leave any state or county or town behind. Nobody deserves to grow up under a rock. Especially one they would never have the power to move.

ICYMI, Gai*man is slinking out of the shadows and posting again, trying to scuttle his way back into the public's good graces. Please take care of yourselves, believe women, believe survivors, and fuck that guy.

My department's extra planning this weekend: rescheduled because of snow My daughter's friend's bday party: rescheduled because of snow My mom's big activity this weekend: rescheduling because of snow My MIL: HEY CAN WE GET THE KIDDO WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE MUSEUM THIS WEEKEND 🌨️🤡❄️🤡❄️🤡❄️🤡🌨️

Most wonderful feeling in the world is when a friend goes absolutely feral about something they enjoy Yes bestie that is absolutely unhinged keep going I love how you love things tell me more

All three of us have eaten shit on the ice still in the driveway ✌️ #owmyshoulder #owmyelbow #owowowowowowouch

give me a live-action modern squirrel girl tv show on disney+ and kraven is wearing this wildcoat.com/products/the...

When I decided to procreate with a Midwesterner I did not realize our child was going to end up as the human equivalent of a husky. This kid does NOT want to wear a jacket she wants to roll in the snow!!!

aka "The Panic"

was anyone going to tell me that Thrawn is getting the hot manga boyfriend treatment or was I just supposed to find out about it through a nine month old tumblr post? #vexed www.tumblr.com/bo-katan/781...

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!

Costco has center-ice tickets for the local minor league hockey team for a pretty good price so I'm taking some buds and we're gonna go see what all the fuss is about. I'm picking which game we go see based on the name/logo of the opposing team.

Finally getting started with S2 of the Fallout TV series and it's really delightful how much everything looks like New Vegas. Just. So good.

@admiraljello.bsky.social how does one wear a tricorn this is an emergency* please respond *It's not

Are Matthew Stover's Caine books isekai?

Instagram is showing me all of these videos from public libraries of stuffed animals recreating the scene from Heated Rivalry where one character (in the hospital high out of his mind on painkillers) asks another to go to a cabin for the summer. But it's libraries. Gets me every time. 😂🥹🥰

Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.

Being a teacher, sometimes I don't have time to stop and pee during the day. Because of ACCESS, I have literally been on my feet Go Go Go since 6:40 this morning. Finally got home and had a minute to relax.... And my period came early. ELEVEN DAYS EARLY. If this is perimenopause... 🫠🙃🫥😶

Happy ACCESS season to all who celebrate

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

Thinking about how my only other experience with a piece of hockey media was D2: The Mighty Ducks.

@thelibrarina.bsky.social Happy birthday!

In a nutshell.

Happy Girl Scout cookie season to all who celebrate!

Mom Wants To Know If You Could Use Grandma’s Antique, 12-Person Dining Room Table In Your Studio Apartment https://theonion.com/mom-wants-to-know-if-you-could-use-grandma-s-antique-1-1831765783/

ok, question for my readers and/or people who have extensive TBR piles/people who make NYE resolutions to read more: is there like, a tracker app or something that you use or know of that lets you scan books and track what you still have left to read/make goals/etc?

@jenhaneve.bsky.social oh!!! Did you ever start on The Rose Field?

happy Barnes & Noble 25% Off Preorders for all who celebrate (I'm getting like six things, none of which are the paperback for Heavenly Tyrant or any form of Alecto the Ninth when will they be releeeeassssseddddd)

you ever randomly remember a fanvid that was just so good that you have to dig it up again to rewatch? PotC - I was born on a pirate ship archiveofourown.org/works/563638

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

When the coverall base of a 20-year old costume gets all the battle damage/weathering repaired so it can become your DIY Around the House outfit

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/

Silly coloring app has Star Wars pictures and there are Christmas ones.

please let “bugs bunnying” become the slang for manipulating an LLM into ignoring its guardrails, i have never seen a more succinct and evocative term for it

the outer worlds 2 released less than 2 months ago and it's already 30% off in the steam winter sale??

My last Guardian 4 sensor died two days early (in the middle of the night) so I started my first Instinct. I can't tell if it's reading me a little too extreme or if the SmartGuard algo is overreacting with corrections.