Avignon Poop

Be a great time for godzilla to emerge from the ocean

What are they waiting for, get out of the pod!

Running for public office just for the free rohypnol hookup

Yeehaw, slap me in my grit hole like a coon in a chicken coop

I think rather than be influenced by current events, the writers of The Boys should instead try to influence current events and have Homelander shit himself to death live on camera

I love both how it's ugly as shit and also how it's an eyesore

Soda is liquid candy and you should only have it sparingly for dessert.

Surprisingly (and unfortunately) not about Trump www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

The internet was better back when a group of crows being called a murder was still a little known fact

They can just do that? I was under the impression that presidents could only unilaterally order dumb and/or evil shit thedeepdive.ca/mexicos-pres...

I'm not going to try to figure out this miniature wife bit. Just gonna let it slip right past my comprehension without a single care

Anybody looking into the possibility that this might have something to do with the rise of autism or have we already gone all in on vaccines and 5g?

But her emails! We get to that one yet?

Just put it on a shirt, Lady.

If this is legit, then maybe I'll be able to watch the Rockets and Astros again

I'm sorry but as much as Sam Altman fucking sucks the problem is not any one person. Altman, Musk, Liz Holmes, Thiel, Trump: The problem is generational wealth. Anybody born rich in our world has an entirely different reality than everyone else and they should all be executed.

I only ever like to talk about what I used to do, because archaeology and auto repair are objectively cool, but nothing I've done in the past ~20 years is even remotely interesting.

Just in time for the king of the hill frinkiac!

Killing Them Softly (2012) treated organized crime as just another empty soul-sucking capitalistic endeavor, and every criminal is another replaceable cog on a meat-grinding org chart. It's as joyless a job as any other in corporate America, except far sweatier and more violent.

If Dirty Harry had married Debbie Harry he wouldn't have had to change his last name

In what city do we put the American Vatican? Follow up question, how many Big Mouth Billy Basses should we pre-order to decorate the walls of New Vatican?

A movie couple that absolutely would have had a podcast:

I was so inspired by the incredible deal making of our government that I went to my boss and demanded a raise. After some negotiating, they have agreed to continue paying me my existing wage as long as I give up my benefits and work a sixth day each week off the clock. Art of the deal, baby! 😎💰

I should've held out one more day to fill my tank I guess

President Deals doing it again!

Outside of the obvious insanity, I just want to point out that the cost to mobilize B2s for his threat could have funded universal child care for like 3 months.

Stocks soar on 2-week postponement of Armageddon.

Hmmm.. a fortnight you say?

Lubbuttocks

Little Caesars app encouraging me to order a pizza tonight. Buddy, if I decide to get a pizza on the eve of Armageddon, and if it's likely the last pizza I'll ever have, I'm getting it from the good pizza place.

Fun to think that long after nuclear fallout has obliterated human existence, there'll still be operational servers still sending spam to our unmonitored email accounts

Mere seconds before the blast instantaneously incinerates my soft tissue and burns the shadow of my bones into the brick wall behind me, I utter the last words that will ever be heard in Houston, TX, now or ever again, "Buttery... Males...", and then nothing but endless darkness.

Way, way, way, way, way outside Beaumont

And there it is. The end point of education in America with republicans in control. The dismantling of the public good.

Got that Hank Hill butt

It's a deeply unhealthy fantasy to keep telling yourselves that maybe if we just sit and wait, the stormtroopers will step in and tell Darth Vader to knock it off.

Thinking about how there was a general feeling of optimism associated with the Apollo missions, but with the Artemis missions we can't shake the dread despite the wonder.

President Trump: You can revive domestic liquor sales in America with just one stroke

He's going to command them to put a Trump flag on the moon when they finally get around to landing.

I'm good thanks

Moms for Liberty Biberty

Which one is Ben Grimm in this reboot?

Some experts = I pulled this entire thing straight from my ass

Touch my tooter

Just pre-ordered the Ween boxset because I think I'm at that age in life where I should start collecting things, and rebuilding my old physical media collection sounds like a good time

It would be so easy just to vote no on literally everything Trump wants. He’s an illegitimate unpopular psychotic president. they need to put themselves on the gears and the levers of the machine he’s using to kill the world otherwise what the fuck are they good for.

Peter Dinklage. Idc that we're on the opposite ends of the height spectrum, the man can *act*

You'd think the nails would've held him

Showing my boss the latest proposal, “These are Busty Bots. Think transformers with bustier chests.”