Bro it’s actually based to toil under a feudal lord. How can you as a man enjoy the fruits of your own labor? What do you suck your own dick too??

Free comb near Queensboro Plaza if anyone’s interested

taco bell doesn't give me diarrhea at all actually. i simply ate too much. i think if taco bell gives you diarrhea it's a sign of weak moral character

I could easily see myself voting for someone who runs on abolishing ice and prosecuting every single one of them and the entire administration free campaign idea to good home

This is a complete reversal from over 100 years of US foreign and domestic policy. We’re supposed to be invading other countries to develop new methods of repressing people in our cities, not the other way around.

I can’t believe this is how I found out Zohran is under 6 feet tall

Costco… welcome to the resistance ✊🏻

The guilds need to strike ASAP. This is happening fast, this needs to be acted against faster

lmao a skinhead beat me up in my high school bathroom with a pipe and I was too afraid to tell a teacher because they all got hyper-bloodlust from 9/11

Just saw a sign outside a cafe that pissed me off. It said “Why are iPhone chargers not called apple juice?” The electricity is the juice and the charger is the straw you dumb motherfucker.

Our politics seems to be entering a phase of "right supremacy" where only the lives of right-wingers have value. Assassinating the leader of a state legislative body in her own damn home was business as usual, but all of America has to have a reckoning if it's a far-right online influencer.

The saying is “History doesn’t repeat itself” right? I can’t remember.

when ur married 2 ur bro

Oh word?

Fuck a red pepper flake ———————————— ᵀʰⁱˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ⁱˢ ᵇʳᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬˡᵉᵖᵖᵒ ᴾᵉᵖᵖᵉʳ ᴳᵃⁿᵍ 🌶️ 🇸🇾

Guy With A Foot Fetish: If Democrats want to win they need to loudly and unequivocally support the people’s right to walk around barefoot in public

The only circumstance in which I’d vote for Gavin Newsom is if he were nominated to be cast into a volcano

Ah shit the Rite Aid by my work is out of nonsense

Y’all, I can make this conversation about Gavin Newsom easier on my end. I will not support anyone who is openly anti trans and openly against unhoused people. You can tell me all your reasons for supporting him, and I will simply say this. Explain why your rights are more important than theirs.

Every time you choose not to wade naked through a fetid swamp you’re depriving countless innocent leeches of the food they need to feed their families. But sure, keep saying you’re an environmentalist. 💅

How long until we hear a very serious media personality say in a very serious tone of voice that there’s no such thing as a “Ukrainian”

And I've obviously been saying this a lot lately, but BDS does not expect anyone to drop everything made by Microsoft all at once. They pick very specific targets in order to get as wide a coalition as possible, and in the case of Xbox, even suggest different tiers of engagement.

A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂

Caring about Palestine is not some niche political issue it’s like the absolute bare minimum of being a human being

taking a more hardline belief in this with each passing day

I’m in the pit moshing to Babooshka by Kate Bush

issuing correction on a previous interview of mine, regarding the musician Gary Glitter. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to him"

redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times 😇

@fbi id like to report a false advertising i just ate a bunchof these and NONE of them are cummy AT ALL they are JUST BANANNA i dont no if there is even any cum in them at all

Lawyer brain should be considered a neurological disorder on par with CTE

If you start The Player on New Years Eve at whatever time I started it Tim Robbins kills the rattlesnake at exactly midnight

Sitting cross-legged on my bed smiling serenely while I imagine infinite unique permutations of a French guy trying to say “ball hairs”

Living in the future is so stupid. I just plugged a vape pen into my couch.

No thanks

Joe Biden’s last act as president will be signing a bill that makes it legal for CEOs to be anonymous and illegal to dox them. It will have passed both chambers unanimously.

this is the greatest day of ymy life

@takethatudinosaur.bsky.social show feet

Leonard Cohen had the right idea (dying the day before the 2016 election)

If there’s one thing I love, it’s mewling. And puking. Okay, two things I love.

Haha, someone near my work has a gourd that looks exactly like my penis

Great analogy. We all remember the famous Bus Rides that ended Jim Crowe laws in America--when African Americans bravely continued riding the bus and voting and then the issue fixed itself

Now I just need to find one for in the stink

I am literally producing on a Palestinian game project where we have a "in case of our creative director getting massacred" contingency plan, and people dare to tell me to "focus on video games". Even my video games life is directly affected by the on-going genocide.

As NYC’s next mayor I pledge to decriminalize street graffiti except for the 7soulsdeep guy, who will be hunted to the ends of the Earth

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