My first official act of 2026: Wordle 1,657 6/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

It’s 2026 in (most of) Texas. Happy New Year!

Homeland Security really bringing that whore of Babylon energy to the socials: "Her sins are piled up to the sky, and God remembers her crimes. ... for she said to herself, ‘I sit enthroned as queen; I am no widow, and I will never know grief.'" (Rev 18:5-7)

The Trump Department of Homeland Security wants you to know that when they kick out all the minorities, white Americans will be trapped in a gas guzzling car stranded on a beach as a tsunami looms. At least that’s what I think this is about.

…but Trump said he is “an aesthetic person” lmao 🤣

NEW: Jack Smith's team interviewed Giuliani, and when asked whether Rudy believed his own lies about election fraud, Jack Smith said he did not, and that neither did Donald Trump.

This is a strange way of saying “we’re complying with court orders now that we failed to get #SCOTUS to stay them.”

I’m here:

Dominick Critelli said his "Star-Spangled" performance was dedicated to the friends he's lost.

Earl Lamont Smith was convicted of stealing thousands of government computers and selling them for profit. He pleaded guilty and waived his right to a trial. Trump pardoned him on May 28, 2025.

Feeling nostalgic. Almost time to take the tree down!

Despite conscientious effort, still finding it difficult to join in any reindeer games.

So, not just kryptonite

“Someone of your considerable wealth…”

I almost entirely gave up actual reading for doom scrolling in 2025, something I justified on the grounds that I was keeping up with the news about the Trump regime (which was relentless). I’m going to try to flip the script back to real reading in 2026. Such is my resolution.

The first time I searched Trump, there were over 900 records found. I also confirmed there are now 332.

Gift link. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/m...

Yesterday we were running the air conditioner for the fourth or fifth day in a row. Last night we turned the heat back on. Order is restored. For now anyway.

Compare this to the Anchorage ceremony.

I’m not saying he is, but if he was a Russian asset wouldn’t he obviously be in contact with his handlers prior to such a meeting?

President Trump: I just had a good and very productive telephone call with President Putin of Russia prior to my meeting,at 1:00 P.M. today,with President Zelenskyy of Ukraine.The meeting will take place in the main dining room of Mar-a-Lago.Thank you for your attention to this matter!President DJT

I have questions. Questions that need answering.

I'm in Key West today and bro look. He's doing the thing. HE'S DOING THE THING

“No, I am not a victim of elder abuse!”

Russian Deputy Foreign Minister Sergei Ryabkov: “The bombing will continue until Ukraine becomes friendly.” All this ahead of the that meeting tomorrow.

Special thanks to whoever requested “Josh Allen as an actual Buffalo” as well

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains

How I'm walking out of 2025

What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote? Mine is: “Leave the Avatar, take the cannoli.”

Bishops of #Nigeria Divided on U.S. President Trump's Bombing of their Country Due to Ongoing Christian Persecution www.catholicnewsworld.com/2025/12/bish...

How will you enter 2026? Me:

Make a Bond movie academic: Dr. Insufficient Data

Lane Kiffin Says He Took Basket From Grocery Store Because ‘You Have to Pay For Bags’

Imagine how fried-by-white-supremacist-over-online-bullshit your brain needs to be to think that Britain or France's immigration policy is a greater threat than the nuclear arsenals of actual geopolitical rivals like China, North Korea or Russia.

Well at least the most ignorant men in the country can monitor her Tylenol use.

Mark 15:24 “And when they had crucified him, they parted his garments, casting lots upon them, what every man should take.”

An incredibly powerful letter saying what needs to be said to someone who desperately needs to hear and consider it.

Curious. If someone with millions of followers tweeted “enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas” at people in the Trump administration, what do we think the FBI would do?

UN’s Special Rapporteur Francesca Albanese: “I truly hope that people will stay calm, will not panic, and will remember that the international community is made of 193 states, and this is the time to give the US what it has been looking for – isolation!”

“Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!” from the certified nut holding the nuke codes. That’s just great.

“[T]he killings in El Fasher represent a collapse of the entire international system created to respond to genocide and mass atrocities.” www.nytimes.com/2025/12/24/o...

Christmas present Wordle 1,650 2/6* 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Trump’s bad Santa broke through

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

A friendly Christmas reminder from my little boys: Be sure to leave out some carrots for Santa’s reindeers alongside the cookies.

I never again want to hear about how the Republican Party is the party of national security. You don’t incinerate our diplomatic capacity & violate all of our treaty commitments if you care about national security.

"If you don't fund the State Department fully, then I need to buy more ammunition.” -James Mattis as Secretary of Defense testifying before Congress in 2017. Succeeding with soft power is greatly preferable—and a lot cheaper—than having to address something with hard power.

idk alan, “are you now or have you ever been a pedophile?” feels like a substantially different kind of question!

“There are no more files, case closed.” Six months later after Rep. Massie & my Epstein Transparency Act. “There are a million files.”

Wasn’t 60 Minutes the most watched news show before she got there?