I can never forget that idiotic editorial about how boylston street was “dead” because of bike lanes

doing this right before gas goes back up to $4.50 a gallon because you own goaled your own ceasefire so that there are 25 locations around the country where local and national news outlets can film long lines of people waiting for gas is really an A+ strategy

www.nytimes.com/2026/07/08/b... don’t be said that it’s over, be happy because it never happened at all

it’s a bit better than the on field but you really need to be jerking two dicks which are slightly above eye level

More like Portu-LOL amirite

“corruption is good when it benefits me” is the most centrist democrat ass position

no dude has ever been this deceased

anyone know what’s up at the #esplanade? just saw an emergency alert

My gf has roped a load of churches into getting their members to collect a load of food that can then be distributed to those who need it across Belfast. Many are afraid to leave their houses, even to get food. People have been delivering food to strangers since this started.

LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.

for no reason whatsoever my mind immediately went to leland dudek

this almost makes it sound as if republicans aren’t to blame for having a toxic brand in the most highly educated polity in the world

simply not posting was an option

Missed this one from yesterday, but X, which Elon Musk said he bought to enable free speech, is now limiting non-paying users to just 50 posts per day. Or you can post as much as you dang please on Bluesky.

US universities genuinely are like “welcome to Tennessee Agricultural College in Bumfuck Nowheresville. We invented the modern potato and our facilities include a particle accelerator, nuclear reactor, and TOP500 supercomputer. Tuition is $12,000 for instate students and we have 40,000 of them”

Japan is one of the most R&D intensive non-US countries, and RIKEN is its most prestigious (non-university) research institute. If you isekai’d it into the US, it only has the fourth biggest R&D budget in the state of North Carolina, which is like the twelfth biggest state bsky.app/profile/awma...

Conservatives hate universities because they are broke outside the club, liberals think it’s gauche to brag, and foreigners self soothe by making “100 top universities for elite reproduction” lists that ignore the fact that, like, ETH Zurich and Oxford have a lower R&D budget than UW-Madison

Many people have a vested interest in pretending otherwise, but the US research university is globally dominant to an almost unbelievable degree. The typical state university is a football team stapled to a R&D lab with a budget bigger than the entire nation of Belgium.

the fact that we need a 1,000+ page traffic study to do anything substantive in this country is exactly why this country is in the shitter

hold on, trying to go back in time to 15 minutes ago when i didn't know anything about this shithead.

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even if they were correct, this would be an unalloyed positive. software that can detect when a driver is impaired or incompetent and safely drive the car off the road and lockout the ignition? oh no, that’s terrible.

absolutely incredible

sorry I’ll be gouging out my eyes, ears, and tongue that day

I remember learning about “fop cards” when my cousin married into a cop family in 2004 and that was legitimately a radicalizing moment for me

condolences to his widow

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Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

oh so he’s STUPID stupid, got it

just call it the Iranama Canal from now on

what if we called them bluets

Churchillian

operation enduring epstein

hey everyone infamous pervert craig brittain is on here. make sure to block him.

but where will the future shitheels of america go to learn how to impede progress for poor people while being a sex criminal

Richard Hanania? Of the “posted white power propaganda under a thinly disguised pseudonym for years and still hasn’t apologized for or reckoned with it” Hananias?

you could hold a national lottery to win the privilege of destroying these gaudy things and we’d be able to retire the national debt

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

don’t bother thawing it, that’s for cowards

the only reason he isn’t the stupidest senator is because tuberville exists

we doin jade helm for real this time

don't carry maga's water for them. don't try to work out how there's some secret loophole in the constitution that magically ends democracy. there isn't. that's the whole fucking point you fucking dopes

abcnews.go.com/US/car-crash... I hate it when cars crash into things without any human input

This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here. (clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)

may It™️ happen because they win

Honest question, are you on meth?