i know the vice presidency isn’t a real job but past vice presidents have at least pretended to be busy. not vance, though.

Just to get ahead of this: Print the post out and bring it to the next Mike Johnson presser. You already know what his move will be. There’s no excuse to not be prepared for it.

“Staten Island Opinion” accurately describes all of the Post’s articles

the herald doing something racist? that’s so out of character for them

it’s not great that there’s a kids drawing board in the background of this photo of a dude who sexually assaulted his kids, imho

dead eyed homunculus

starting to think he should’ve finished college. not harvard, though. he should’ve finished at umass or somewhere he would’ve earned a real education.

@universalhub.com stuck truck causing a bit of a traffic jam entering the Callahan

Trump's dementia has grown so extreme that a select group of advisors are now running the country without his input. To find who those advisors are and what their plans are, buy my new book, which will appear in March 2029.

truly an end to an error

tpusa had to find a Fulnecky to replace the necky they lost most of recently

TPUSA having a speaker named full necky is kind of in bad taste, no?

thinking about how the Russian public has no idea how many soldiers have died in Ukraine because their government doesn’t report accurate statistics anymore for no reason whatsoever

Next democratic president should sign the ICC treaty and get to extraditin’

it was an e-horse, change my mind

the best feature I’ve found to dissuade people from using their phones is having WiFi CarPlay (which kills your battery) plus a charging mat out of the driver’s sight line

by the way it feels like jim comer had a database of 23,000 emails that had been read and considered safe enough to drop at a moment’s notice, and those are still pretty bad!

This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.

So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.

the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”

🚨BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received new emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate that raise serious questions about Donald Trump and his knowledge of Epstein’s horrific crimes. Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.

well he doesn’t think much that’s kinda his whole deal

one of the most considerate crop jobs in bluesky history. thank u greg

“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business

get a load of these assholes

and feel some similarities when JD is in me I mean what hahahaha did I just say that

hey i skimmed your post and saw some words i recognize. anyway here's my opinion on what i imagine you said

Google Meet lock participants mouse and keyboard so they pay attention

“Well, well, well not so easy to find a PM who doesn’t suck shit, huh?” By Gordon Brown

every day, in every way, ross douthat shows how much of a fucken worm he is

what’s the R in NRSC stand for buddy

this explains the terrifying part of my commute from the minuteman to my office in waltham

If the Sandisk is the only thing which survives crush depth, why don’t they just make the whole submarine out of the Sandisk? *jazz outro* www.techspot.com/news/109921-...

Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU

Nothing that any elected Democrat has ever said about Republican voters is ever as crass or as cruel as what Trump says about Democratic constituencies every single day, and the media just treats it as background noise.

Administrators at Indiana University baselessly fired the student media director and ordered the student paper to cease its print edition, so it'd sure be a shame if this excellent digital front page were to be widely shared today issuu.com/idsnews/docs...

tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working

Sunday reading: I wrote about the aggrieved extremist who is currently firing thousands of federal workers and ravaging state capacity based on conspiratorial nonsense - and about mainstream media’s infuriating tendency to sanitize Russell Vought and the regime he serves. This week’s piece:

ok boomer

The Trump administration has been spreading anti-vaccine propaganda for months. Tonight, Trump's physician announced he just received a flu shot and a COVID booster.

LinkedIn block strangers who wish you happy birthday

what if we fed our troops worse food at higher prices?

Kimmel should make his first show back all about Jeffrey Epstein

Charlie Kirk Sept 27 2024: "Just so we're clear, the Haitians that are in Huntsville that are raping your women and hunting you down at night - it's only gonna get worse - unless Donald Trump wins There will be hundreds of thousands of Haitians brought into Alabama and they will become your masters"

“On Sept. 20, with hidden cameras recording the scene, Homan accepted $50,000 in bills, according to an internal summary of the case.” Homan was being investigated for allegedly “soliciting payments in exchange for awarding contracts should Trump win the election” www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

the “inexplicable republican best friend” schtick is so washed

big, if true @themountaingoats.bsky.social

you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price