FRESH PODCAST - Mike Budenholzer FIRED We talk about today’s news, slop, and the future of the Suns. Listen now! Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4mxr...

If they had somehow swung a Beal for Butler deal...they'd be so good lol The hot take is that KD for Butler probably also makes them better, just not by nearly enough to be noteworthy

FRESH PODCAST - Worst Trades In Suns History We talk through the worst moves and where their recent ones stack up, then make a fake trade for an All Star! Listen now! Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/65wo...

FRESH PODCAST - Who Should Coach the Suns Next Season We talk about recent games, future coaches, and (fake) trade for an All Star. Listen now! Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0rTL...

He is, regrettably, not very good. I think his ability to jump high and be 250+ pounds is worth picking up the $5 mil option for next season, but only as a backup.

Hey @radiohead.wastehq.social cool to have you here, now announce a NA tour 😠

FRESH PODCAST - Suns Up? The Suns have won 3 in a row! We talk about the best week since the beginning of the season and more - listen now! Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1CdC...

Patreon pod is up about the Suns most recent wins! www.patreon.com/posts/streak...

FRESH PODCAST - A Blowout?? We talk about the Suns win and why playing the young guys is good for the future and now, plus make some trades! Listen now! Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7jM5...

Ah yes, classic cinema

My ideal next Suns coach would make a federal poverty line salary just to KEEP HIM HUNGRY 🔥🔥🔥 Give me a beans-and-rice roster too. Then take those savings and use them to subsidize hot dog prices, I'm talking NEGATIVE PRICES We're gonna pay you to eat hot dogs at the games!

FRESH PODCAST - Broken + Trade of the Week We start with a rant and end with a trade! Listen now! Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7jOT...

The net rating numbers are good 👀

Who has been the Suns' 3rd best player this season?

Find you someone as faithful to you as Bud is to Tyus Jones, a 6-foot minimum contract traffic cone who definitely isn't re-signing here regardless

Jokic is a Babe Ruth-like figure in part because I think he could also eat 10 hot dogs as a snack.

Gen Alpha will argue vigorously that Jokic was the GOAT and they might be right

Remarkable how a 49-33 Suns team was so disappointing in hindsight. Because these guys are dogshit 😂

Netflix is about to release a $300 million movie (that you probably are hearing of for the first time) which will remain in the public consciousness for maybe 2 weeks. Their business strategy is...baffling.

Patreon pod up talking about how the Suns should probably just sign Collin for more than this year, just in case... www.patreon.com/posts/collin...

FRESH PODCAST - Not Our Bud We talk about the Suns drama, where Bud stands, and of course make a new trade of the week! Listen now! Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1r0S...

Came up with a 4 team KD trade to share on the pod tonight. It is easy to aggregate a bunch of meh contracts together and send them Phoenix's way. Giving them an actual good package is about the 2 timeline approach, a mix of "in their prime" salaries and rookie contracts. Let's cook 🍳

A dark day for Andrew versus the Beat. It was pointed out to me by @sadatay.bsky.social that Dwight Powell played for Boston (5 games), making Andrew’s winning answer incorrect. We will be vacating Andrew’s win in the official records and giving it to @scooperhoops2.bsky.social.

Bol Bol is a top 3 reason to watch the Suns as the season winds down. Hope they can re-sign him.

You can tell by the way people are talking lately that Jones is about to fall on the sword, which, fine. But I have a bad feeling that Bartelstein is about to fail upwards, and if it happens I'm gonna crash out.

This is our 7th season doing the pod, and all I can say is that every season has been VERY distinct. Not just good and bad, but unique flavors like "good while young", and "bad while old" too.

You don't want to see a Suns game right now 😂

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand. #resist

Ryan Dunn cooked James Harden in the All Star game 3 days ago and now he's about to get a DNP-CD. Completely unjustified. Bud will be hearing from my lawyer.

This Suns team might be the laziest team I’ve seen. No effort, no fight. Nothing.

Well well if it isn't the THREE TIME CHAMP Pat McCaw 🏆

Ingram in '18-19 appears to be the closest comp. He'll be back next season and the Spurs will be even more dangerous.

The balance tips so far from staying informed to being drowned in doomer information. We’re talking about the Suns, right?

Biggest thing holding this platform back to me. I follow 95% basketball accounts and my feed is still over 50% politics (I have not yet muted any words/topics). Political opinions I agree with, but even still. I know shit is bad, but stewing in it constantly is not the answer.

My dream job is to be appointed Health Secretary exclusively on a platform of "Pickleball sucks, play a real sport"

The stars really are just like us

Ready for a relaxing evening of All Star Weekend discourse 😁

Karmically speaking, this Suns era makes a lot more sense once you realize that KD and Book are hard-core Drake fans.

FRESH PODCAST - The Suns Need A Break All Star Weekend and there’s still a lot of stuff to talk about. Listen now! Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/38as...

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

The Suns offensive process just sucks. An entire quarter of KD mid-post touches, the double is inevitable, turnover 50% of the time. Yes he's efficient, yes he's talented but you can't win games this way. Doubly so if your defense ALSO sucks.

What exactly is it about Gen X? Is it that they own assets and secretly like their high home prices and 401ks? Because there's no reason they *should* be more bigoted than their parents, logically, and yet...

Thinking about how Brooklyn's haul for KD ended up being 9 first round picks plus Cam Johnson who hasn't been dealt yet. Compared to our likely haul this summer...😔

Didn't mention last night but I actually thought the Tyty Washington minutes were fun. I don't know if there's a way to get him minutes diplomatically (AKA over Monte in occasional spots) but I hope they keep evaluating him, he's a bucket.

What's your favorite Devin Booker moment all time? We talked about at least a dozen in here

Can't. Lose. Book.

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A certain GM is gooning to this news

FRESH PODCAST - Warriors Out On Butler? Lika, Lavine, Fox, and AD Trades, and our Friend Richie We talk through a massive week in NBA news and do a wellness call on our friend Mavs Draft. Listen now! Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/24X6...

Devin Booker is very likely to set the Suns all-time scoring record 2 days after the Mavs FO booted Luka and abandoned its entire fanbase. Poetic.