Real niggas listen to Coco by Colbie Caillat. The full album

Anakin Skywalker 4 - 0 Young Boys

I'm cooking Thanksgiving for my family while quite inebriated. Pretty sure this is exactly what the forefathers wanted

Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss

Send Peter thiel to prison for treason and stop talking to me about this guy

I need Stankonia Simons to pull a miracle rn

Kolo Muani hat trick calling it

Fuck me

OMFGWHAAA

It costs so little money to buy one book. And if you can’t afford the book, ask your library to get it.

Elites really elitin' this year huh

What is it about us and edge of the box goals conceded this season

Frank in Danso's ear rn: "just throw it into the net, Kevin. No, it'ls not handball, it's like a hand olimpico."

Gray stood that up well for Kolo Muani

We play football?! Lets goooo

WHAAAAAT FOOTBALL?!?!

PSG just tried to recreate Arsenal’s opening goal

What a tackle by Romero

Most backwards passes you won’t sing that

I don't want to speak on behalf of all Spurs fans, but I'm pretty sure we can all use a Pedro Porro 26 yard banger today

Last time we played PSG was after winning a trophy. Now we play them after getting wrecked by our rivals. Ughh lets see. COYS

I am a chronic Googler. It does not matter what the topic is. If I do not understand what someone is talking about it, I’m going to look it up. Every time. Even if it’s none of my business, even if it’s not important. To know that I don’t know something is like an itch that must be scratched.

If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management

Brazil knows what the fuck is up when it comes to justice

My Nathan Fielder idea: make an adventure box subscription business where the adventures are small roles in a grand heist I orchestrate from afar, running a profit even

Pardon my ignorance, but EXCUSE ME?!?

coheed AND cambria in this economy??

A lot of writers talk about their greatest fear being the empty page but to me that’s nothing compared to mummies

too much discussion about pie, not enough talk of baklava

“Clothes are more important than most people think, but less important than fashion people think” Absolute bar. Another insightful thread by the menswear guy.

If I was a glove, I would help hamburger

Personal goals tbh

You damn skippy I’m making my Sweet Potato Crème Brûlée Bars again this Thanksgiving

This interaction lol

I’m cool bro, I’m not Pol Pot

Does everyone have mad furries on their TL or is Bluesky trying to awaken something in me?

Reading a book in public is performative now. The bar is so low that looking literate makes you a performer, basically Beyoncé

Someone give me a good black and white movie to watch so that I can feel like a film hipster plz

I’m glad that our financial elites are so smart and have never ever gambled with the economy before

Pov: You are Omarion after year 5 of Celibacy.

why the sudden urge to listen to Kyoto by Yung Lean

Need this exact whip

Three year olds are cool because they get mad at you for explaining that their stuffed doll can’t play rock, paper, scissors due to having nubs

need some ideas for what type of midlife crisis i'm gonna have. notable templates include: ~convertible car I love more than my children ~start collecting so much Lego we need a basement ~katanas ~flight simulator with no intention of ever flying

Super alpha to have your own teammates fight each other, go down to 10 men because of it, and then win the game 1-0.

100% what I was saying. He was the "sensible" choice. Not the unifying, galvanizing figure that we need.

Can’t break me. Up the Spurs.

a left-of-center charles murray type who argues that we must stop blaming the myriad problems of southern whites on their diseased culture and instead accept that southern whites are genetically inferior