my partner just told me i am more muppet than man. highest compliment truly.

learning to use html code makes me feel like such a wizard mannnn

It’s kind of weird how everyone in the family randomly picks where they sit around the table and then proceeds to sit in those exact spots for every meal for the rest of their lives.

if there are two animals i never want smoke with, it’s wasps and geese

the way my jaw drooped during the little piggy side level. this game is so COOL #spiltfiction

If nobody got me I know the Yellowstone supervolcano got me

As a federal employee it not like we’re working in a coal mine. ((but here’s a secret)) With this administration it’s way worse than working in a coal mine. It’s more dangerous than working in a coal mine. We would love to be working in a coal mine.

Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at [email protected].

pinterest love edition search for these words and post the first picture that comes up: love quote love song love aesthetic love letter 💌

Girl dinner ✨valentine’s edition✨

DM: So the elves- me: twinks DM: -and the dwarves- me: bears DM: -teamed up against the orcs- me: leather daddies DM: Okay, you need to stop.

❤️🩷🤍Happy Valentine’s 🤍🩷❤️ You are loved! You are important! You are enough!

when you rediscover songs you used to love.

First guy writing alt text: There are some handprints, outlined in red, on a limestone cave wall. Not bad, considering there hasn't been art before

I can’t stand it when ppl go out of their way to complain when others are excited about Valentine’s Day, with comments like “I don’t need a holiday to appreciate my partner”, or “it’s just a consumerist holiday”.. SHUT UP, I LOVE LOVE. GIMME THE WARM & FUZZY FEELINGS

my husband got me Cult of the Lamb for Valentines with the note on Steam, “Let’s start a cult together, love u” (｡♥‿♥｡)

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

no i’m not projecting

Some men are honestly so fragile

My eye is twitching because my father in law didn’t like that my son was playing with a pink airplane. For fucks sake it’s just a color (ง'̀-'́)ง luckily my husband said something before I went offfff

Screaming into the void

the feminine urge to own a suit of armor

If you see this post, post a pic from your device without any explanation

Happy Valentine’s Day to meeeeeee 💕✨

Maybe I’m getting old, but I fucking love my electric kettle. It was such a good investment.

does banning a book not just make people wanna read it more???

James by Percival Everett ✮ ✮ ✮ ✮.75 This was such a great complex, tense, dark, and emotional retelling of Huckleberry Finn. James’ voice is beautifully written, and hauntingly conveys how things like just simply speaking is the difference between life and death. #booksky #storygraph

Peaceful night = pure entertainment ✨ #pixelart #art

quack quack Quiz: iseej.github.io/LovePawsona/

honestly it’s such a line to walk between being informed and maintaining mental health. I’m exhausted but I’ll keep reminding myself I am resilient.

also sorry I haven’t been on as much I’ve been getting harassed at work nearly daily through email by a intellectual, privileged, effet, soft penised debutant billionaire. Drag me out of my job bitch. Hold the line don’t resign!!

Kid crush go! 8 year old me never had a chance

you guys look at what I’m stitching 🍴🍯

One thing I really hope CRPGs in future borrow from Baldur's Gate 3 is the Dark Urge origin. That is, an option to say 'I want my own custom character but I also want my own personal quest and backstory and for the DM to fuck me up sometimes'. An option to tell the game 'I trust you. Cut loose'.

Fucking hell

Took a phone shot of the clear night sky just now and randomly caught a shooting star (I think). Absolutely magic.

you know what my Roman Empire is? tardigrades. I think about those little bastards a least once a week.

Howl is so hot I need him bad

how pinterest sees u: valentine’s day edition 𓈒ㅤׂ 𝜗𝜚 ♡ bouquet ♡ date ♡ chocolate ♡ plushie

if you listen to circa survive or anything from Anthony Green you’re a baddie and have a juicy ass, sorry I don’t make the rules

If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.

it’s the first of the month 🫵🏼 go blow cinnamon through your door remember and reflect the love & abundance that already surrounds you then what more you’d like to surround yourself with :)

✅ DEI Employer of the Day™ Albertsons (Safeway...) "commitment to diversity, equity, inclusion and belonging as well as thoughtful people practices are core elements of the company’s philosophy" "We believe that diverse perspectives strengthen and enrich our stores, our company and our society."

Pretty much what happened today.

Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie.

If you're feeling despair it's because you have a moral compass. It means you're not empty on the inside - that you nurse hope and a sense of justice in a cage next to your heart. You're one of my people and I'll stand with you. There are more of us than they want you to believe. Hold fast.

the first album I ever owned and bought with my own money was brand new eyes by paramore in 2009 :)