Goodnight beautiful women Goodnight pathetic women (me)

Dawn always breaks.

hi chat im back whats up

“At last, it's …Uni Claus's turn :3” いよいよ、うにクロースの出番か…

Sleep is for the weak and I'm the whole 7 days

Straight up “bearing it” and by “it”, haha, well, let’s just say The Curse ⓘ 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗸𝗲𝗲𝘁

THINGS MY SON SAYS AROUND THE HOUSE

kicking my feet and giggling when people interact with my posts

Am I a Christmas tree? Aren't I Santa? ぼくはツリー？ サンタさんではなくて？

does this

winter night walks are great for freaks like me who enjoy a desolate wasteland with no one around and nothing but howling frost wind belting your face freezing you half to death. it’s refreshing

wow this marvel character is really cool, google "jury nullification" to learn more about him

me a mold: 𝓼𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓮

idk what it is with bluesky but it seems to be full of people who have never heard of irony in their entire life and who feel compelled to respond to every random post they see

my sister is using my record player for EVIL (harry styles LP)

There are obviously good corners on this website, but it sucks seeing it go to shit very, very fast.

I am honestly baffled by the stupid shit transphobes do to pretend they're clever you're not a genius because someone called you transphobic and you said "i'm not scared of you" like yeah bro you cracked the code good job

Squirrel girl is literally me

how do i become someone’s wife

living with other people sucks I want to be freeeeeeeeeee

Soggy Uni :3

Guys we should add yuri and yaoi to everything that ever existed ever

chat im a girl how awesome is that

I think I hate being human

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Breaking: Izutsumi from dungeon meshi has staged an explosive attack on a container ship containing 50% of the world's broccoli supply: a bystander caught her in a breathtaking photo just moments after.

if you know santa dm me I need a christmas miracle

hrt that gives me horns

WHY DID IT END LIKE THAT?????????????????????????????

Can we get a saw prequel reboot with jerma as john kramer? They also need to let him have the voice changer

if i was super rich I'd make one of those torture dungeons but for like no reason so it's extremely ominous whenever anyone goes down there and I'm like oh yeah that's just my torture dungeon haven't used it yet tho

the dastardly jackal waiting for the god anubis to rise once more

billions must eep

Hey are you guys hiring