half of the machines at work all broke down which means i only have half the workload today hooray!!!!

posting the weird ass shit youtube recommends me is one of my favourite pastimes (i watched schaffrillas' zootopia 2 review and this shows up immediately lmao)

aw hell naw they done creepypasta'd bucky beaver

I'm satisfied with this! definitely an improvement from 6 months ago. behold: mimi #art #digitalart #painting #digitalpainting #oc

just remembered my gremlin of a dnd character who has no social skills and fucking loves money and valuables, especially silver, but not gold cuz he thinks its hardened piss. He's also extremely petty and will get back at people in the extremist of ways if they do anything to annoy him

marriage travel boobs i already know one of those things is happening i hope the other 2 do as well

had to do my shift at work almost entirely alone i almost crashed out bad

it's really funny how black ops 7 ends with "so where to next?" "we beat the bad guys, but there are still bad guys in the battle royale map." "Battle Royale..." "Yeah... Battle Royale" Then all the characters do a battke royale drop in after the credits

yuri between 2 lesbians. has anyone thought of this

my coworker straight up admitted he's planning on cheating on his wife with another coworker?????

this would make an awesome movie ngl

the next civ game should have philomena cunk do the narration

awesome day at work i ate food and went outside for 5 minutes then i went home

listening to do you wanna taste it by wigwam right before tucking in to my dinner is peak

god i need to voice train

avengers secret wars was pretty cool i liked when kang the conqueror was like its the conqueroring time and secretly the conquerored all over the place. Also Optimus Prime's cameo was great he distracted the shit out of Kang

im honestly liking fiona and cake season 2 more than season 1 so far

me listening to my completely disorganised music playlist

im claiming halo 4 cortana for the femcel lesbians

zohran is his own mandate. A mamdate if u will

i think an underrated aspect of Zohran's win is that it proves that using AI for political messaging is fucking stupid and everyone will just hate you more

you'll never guess who just appeared on my youtube recommended

having an awesome partner would be cool i think

i just shaved my face without cutting it for the first time!!! my neck on the other hand...

why can't i post videos from my phone anymore

just saying i would do anything to look like absolute wonder woman even down to the red eyes

the cs2 knife market update is proof socialism works i think

damn he's so fine

the louvre got robbed????

fuckkkk i accidently rubbed my eye afyer tpuching chillies aaaaaggh

im so izutsumi omg cuz those fish pastry things are soooooo yummy

i am getting spongebob halloween fan edits on my instagram feed

hm maybe i should get into comic books...

should not have went into work today i am too ill

im gonna start calling any post or video talking about how the world is fucked doomslop i think

fruint

idk whether to call in sick to work tomorrow my symptoms aren't bad but theres a 50/50 chance i'll feel worse or feel better tomorrow

one more follower and im drawing the bob

*me and bro looking at a can of worms* me: dude do NOT fucking open that

>vile demoness uses her enchanting songs to lure me crew into davey jones' locker >is as beautiful as tha shimmerin' seas What did tha sailors mean by this?

came out as trans to my first irl today and they were so lovely and supportive aghffjvjgf 🥹🥹

im fairly certain youtube is using AI to "enhance" music cuz i put on the superman soundtrack for some good vibes and it sounded so wrong and distorted it was awful

like and repost if you are a :3 user

me: hm i fancy some gaming tine when i arrive at home, but i am unsure of which game i should play the humble bloons td6 ad:

i hate men

interview today wish me luck!!!

give me ideas for what to dress as for halloween

god i love mark 4 mjolnir

give me ideas for what to dress as for halloween