my first visual novel & entry for #toxicyurivnjam is out. it's about a neurotic office worker whose life is exploded by a woman because she had to leave work at 7:16 instead of 7:00. margogaming.itch.io/milk-puzzle

I have ascended and reborn as lu bu twin I am wielding the two crescent moon blades come to battle with me

b-bounce on it m'lord? Yes! (The king exclaimed) off one's trolley even!

I am training with the bow and arrow today, I will never miss training.

I think I would be proficient in spear combat

Whatever man.. 🚬

I've been playing a lot of MHGU lately and my only gripe is that I really want to build more weapons with varying elements but god damn they're such a pain in the ass to craft (because of upgrade levels). Also I've been rocking the same Nargacuga set since HR4 bcs it has the only acceptable skills.

Hand me a sword and I'll save the Philippines..

I just let out a big sigh... youtu.be/maKok2RItxM?...

Wait- The Idolm@ster is kinda goated

girl so pretty gave me gender dysphoria

*stares in $ to ₱ exchange rate and our minimum wage* I don't know man that kind of money is LIFE CHANGING

We need to start giving giant mechs a cape bro

Why does spotify have a pin limit? What. pinning a playlist to be on top of the list costs more fucking money or something?

HARUPI 2.0 DESIGN MODEL DEBUT HAPPENING ON March 21st, 11:00 PM PST Crawl through the tunnel of crunchy leaves and be granted limitless meth and acorns on the other side. youtu.be/zqK_qdmfyug Video by @sky4xt.bsky.social

I have half a foreskin

clearing up disk space, watching saved memes, and clips.. And there's a clip where she's watching me get a victory royale.. 🥀💔

Me when I become president: Mandatory media literacy classes!! U see my dumb ass sitting in front of the class ready to listen

Guys.. the bazaar addiction has faded away..

do u know how fucked up it is for my development to finally have my own room at the age of 24.. my whole life i either slept on the living room or with someone else.

busted nut parfait

Woke up with a belly ache, tried to shit nothing comes out, laid in bed let out a buge fart. Holy moly

The Suiika hate I've been seeing is pissing me off, if you really wanted intricate details on the model go commission a personal model + with rigging.

meatball car

Do thoughts have weight?

emote commissions for @kittaymilk.bsky.social thank you so much for commissioning me!!1 🦎 (eepies one is from a couple months ago but still)

You stupid ai bitch i literally draw with a mouse

Aria (@roresu18.bsky.social's OC) in a maid outfit, bonus version :3c

The only Sims games I will ever play is 3 and 2: Castaway.. I hate Electronic Arts!!! RAAAAA

OGC

I need to play Sims 2 Castaway for the 247th time

I haven't jorked it for 2 weeks now i just crumpled a tin can with my mind..

I am playing Coochie Run Tower of Adventures

Sorry Nora I will not be sliding to ur DMs this is me and my girlfriend

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and

im a uge sucka for any "a professional hitman trying to have a normal life, but his fucking job keeps getting in the way so he has to fight everytime" trope

can someone do my japanese writing exercise for me im too lazy

Escape from barcode

new year, freakier me 🦭 #bringbackdryhumping

dw guys shes just reliving her youthful days freaky ass grandma

Guys stop liking this bkseet im about to get flayed

I just wanna share that I truly fw this Norwegian band I've been listening to consistently two years ago, sad they've disbanded since 2018. Razika 🫡

Umm guys? I mights be goateds

This is 100% true

Watch out

I'm craving the taste of honey packs like Dracula thirsting for blood.

Yeah

haha yea... I paint my shit red but I don't use any paint, listen boys less blunder more plunder, I'm at the edge of the plank, see that plank? walk it. we'll "borrow" more money from a tyrant.