After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

This vegan shit is easy

I've seen enough. Clearly this experiment is working. It is time for a Michael C. Jordan.

i was informed that there was this OTHER Touhou GLASSES Girl, so heres a Mamizou Futatsuiwa!! #東方 , #東方project

you are literally the one guy who isn't allowed to complain about this

due to my horrible doomscrolling addiction, i have made a script to slowly fade in a horse over my entire browser over the course of a minute that you cannot remove unless you refresh the page making it so i cant use twitter for more than 2 minutes

i know deathmatch is good for my aim and i am doing plenty every day but man i hate deathmatch especially if there's lots of long sightlines and people are using the awp it feels like im playing Five Nights At Dust 2 and im both the night guard and the animatronic

bitches call me Robin Kool (from game yesterday) i went on to lose the clutch bc they were both hiding donut and i didnt have time to pick up the defuse kit on the ground, smoke off donut, and try to stick the bomb. i just ran into donut trying to kill one more guy for the extra money and died

when u open the michael wave after 90 seconds and your leftovers end up even colder than before except now they're sitting on a scalding hot plate

im kind of spamming cs2 games so im gonna try to post multiple matches at once. i did learn and throw some basic utility for these three maps before i went into the games and im feeling sharper with my aim now thanks to dm practice but winning is hard. still trying to get to 10 wins

art of the deal, baby

HAPPY 30TH ANNIVERSARY POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I realized I never drew my very first starter ever....mudkip will forever hold a special place in my heart 💙

Leaf and Bulbasaur 🍃 In celebration of 30 years of Pokemon and the re-release of FRLG! #pokemon #pokemon30 #pokemonFRLG #ポケモン #ポケモン30周年

being trans online is like [posts a silly joke] [sees news abt government trying to exterminate us] [like funny post by trans friend] [more news about gov wanting us dead] [repost funny joke] [trans friend shares horrible news about insurance issues/sexual violence/abusive family] [sees funny post]

premier game 7!! finally i get a fresh map, i literally had zero clue how to play it but i had an okay terrorist half so that's a w. i should learn a wider variety of maps and some utility etc so i can rely on something besides inconsistent aim

premier game 6 done!! probably the least most deserved win ever. opponents make it to match point and theyre kicking our asses but one of them disconnects and we claw our way into overtime and beat them 16-12. i did pretty bad this game but beating myself up isnt gonna do much so wtv onto the next

Aughhh whateverrrrrr explodes you with my mind

premier game 5 done. can i get a map besides dust 2 please i want something fresh. on two separate rounds on ct side one teammate called for a smg force 5 man push into mid and even though i was very skeptical those were the two rounds we won most convincingly 😭

4th premier cs2 game done! i made sure i warmed up before this game but honestly nothing prepares you for whether youre gonna top frag or whether youre gonna get 2/20 lmao. ct side was even but we had to do a little comeback on t side, we were losing 6-10. teammate liked my mid doors smoke :3

i still like torzsi and brollan and jimpphat but im with team furia now vamo brasil

i see people sometimes talking shit about mouz on the basis of them being zionists i actually need to make sure whether this is true, im not gonna support this team if they have zionist players but also i havent seen anything the players themselves have said someone help

honestly, i don't think piracy should be a crime

"Check it out, walking around with an omurice I bought w/o a bag like this makes it look like a weapon in a crappy first-person shooter"

girl i actually do not give a single damn about losing this game or that i died immediately after. this triple kill is the highlight of my cs career

Century of American Humiliation continues apace

NOOO MOUZ the comeback was so good too they brought it from 9-3 to 9-10 on inferno😭i believed

TRANS PEOPLE: PLEASE FILL OUT THIS SINGLE QUESTION FORM AND SHARE IT WITH YOUR FRIENDS. I AM TRYING TO SEE SOMETHING. forms.gle/XW5dHZ32Vcb2...

honestly it was a little bit depressing watching the mouz vs. navi quarterfinals highlights and hearing everyone booing after some really nice 1v2 clutches from mouz the arena sounded real hostile... i believe in @mousesports.com prove them wrong this weekend

ive been eating kind of weak these days i hope im not losing weight or anything i dont have a whole lot of that

thinking about the guy at the pharmacy last week who marched up to the register and said “i see your selection of combs is less robust than it was on my last visit here”

i kinda want a vegan burger rn. burgers are gone so quickly though... they're not that big... maybe 2 burger or burger and fry

days are kinda slow lately but im having fun following along with mouz in cs tournaments recently. let's go mouz!!

getting a contract in the mail from faze clan this week can some pros weigh in on this gameplay

counter strike: less than 10 ping, but i have to communicate in portuguese and im not super comfortable with callouts and etc. valorant: i can speak in english, but my ping is 120-160

i hope one day i can play relatively competitively. like im not asking to be the goatest ever im just asking to be with some buddies in bracket trying our hardest to not get our asses kicked that sounds like fun

i get kinda anxious about solo queueing for counter strike or valorant or other stuff like that but i made big progress the other day i played a game of premier on cs2 and i didnt get called a slur and there were no hackers and i played pretty well

we couldn't use government funds to buy coffee (like, folgers ground coffee) when i worked on a CDC outbreak emergency response

had to turn cirno's math class off. everyone was being so mean to cirno i wanted to punch a wall

Today is Annoy Squidward Day.

✌︎︎ ✦ #vocaloid ✦ #初音ミク ✦

after playing counter strike and valorant for a little bit i got a youtube recommendation of a pro call of duty player getting a huge ass killstreak on nuketown or something and now i wanna try cod bc like. being able to move sounds like it makes shooting much easier correct me if im wrong

i need to hit the button that gives me 20lbs instantly before the wind carries me away

when i go to the store everything's always organic untampered no additives. no bitch i want that shit with extra GMOs

the minute the fb algorithm clocks you as a straight man it immediately sets about trying to destroy your life & endanger those around you

forgot the most important of the genre