Incoming Hungarian PM Péter Magyar calls for the UK to rejoin the European Union: "I remember when I was a diplomat in Brussels... We were able to influence decisions. At the time, the Brits were also part of the EU. Let's hope they will rejoin."

I am sitting in the morning at the Roger Scruton Cafe I am waiting at the counter for Matt Goodwin and his books And he's sobbing quite profusely And before I start my laughing He is looking out the window at Some students coming in

The pope takes a dim view on killing, stealing, and infidelity:

Daaaaamn…

Dear headline writers: ‘Hangry’ is right there.

Putin, Farage, Goodwin etc.. your boy took one helluva beating…

On the spot reporting was what first got me into twitter years ago - twitter went shit but now we get a joyous thread like this on Bluesky…

Tired: Reopen the straights Wired: Blockade the straights!

It’s still so strange to me that both russia and the USA are openly campaigning for Orbán 🤯

There is no McTry.

where?

If you see this, post a character from space:

Phew - now the chaos of the Iranian military excursion seems to be simmering down, perhaps the US government can get on with releasing the Epstein Files?

TACO TAHINI SALSA - Trump Always Chickens Out - Trump Accepts Hormuz is Now Iranian - Ships Allowed to Leave Straights Again

this wasn't far off in the end - just replace little invasion with little genocide threat...

I have a father and mother in law in Iran. I have a sister in law. A niece. She's 14. She likes silly pink headbands and purses and dresses, just like kids her age all over the world. There are 93 million people like her in Iran. People who do all the normal mundane life things as the rest of us.

Mortal Kombat was actually based on a Scandinavian church song. It was a Finnish hymn

open the fuckin’ strait ya crazy bastards

Your regular reminder that almost everything Trump is getting away with is not because of presidential strength, but because of congressional weakness and judicial deference. The constitutional tools are already there to fix this, but those who can fix it are refusing to do so.

It’s ok to drink mulled wine if that’s all you have left - right?

Life skills:

God I love this!

*hunger games cannon* . + * + . * . . BONDI . + * . + * . * + .

In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258 Please share. TY x

A passenger flight from Costa Rica to Atlanta got the chance to witness Artemis launch. I imagine how painful it was to be sitting on the wrong side of that plane!

Typical Easter bank-holiday weekend weather is typical..

Historic rocket ship flight to the moon

If Artemis is going up then it gives me an excuse to once again post this photo, the only one to contain every human being in the universe but one.

This morning I was attacked by violent youths on the way to work. I had only just finished my coffee and was just leaving the house when I was jumped upon by 2 children shouting 'pinch-punch first day of the month!' - Thankfully my yell of 'punch and a kick for being so quick' scared my kids off...

Remember to be wary, as today is the only day of the year that incorrect or misleading information is posted on the internet.

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

Again, the allegation here has to be left unsaid because the moment you spell it out it makes no sense – to affect the result here the claim needs to be that Gorton and Denton was full of Muslim women who wanted to vote Reform, but were coerced by their husbands into voting Green instead.

The Rise and Fall of Peter Hegseth and the SpiderKash From Mars

Homer singing 'Spiderpig' - but its SpiderKash...

Trumps signature (as seen on this birthday card he sent to Epstein) to go on every new banknote…

LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!!

Is this why Sora was cancelled?

"creative solutions"

Clever, thought-through analysis of ill-conceived, dumb war:

Many have wondered for some time - what are they smokin' over there at Tory Party HQ?

One day the markets will start puking and a TACO won’t be enough to settle their stomach…

Epstein file reading room location revealed:

Tacometer:

Underpriced outcome on polymarket... Nab a bargain…

Drop a film that traumatised you as a child

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This is an excellent summary of the US War on Iran current situation. I’m an existentialist and borderline absurdist and even I struggle with the current moment. This summary is just fantastic.