what’s crazy about data brokers is that they collect and sell your data without consent and also when they get hacked and your social security number is leaked it’s now your problem

if ur conventionally hot and u regularly highlight pretty much just other conventionally hot people and everyone in your photos is conventionally hot u can miss me w the body positivity posts like literally just call me fat and ugly

queer people referencing clichés in music (i.e. hyper pop, euro revival, etc.) is always done with this earnestness and then when straight guys invade the space, they have to do it with all these layers of irony. even if the song is good, the visuals or something have to be a joke.

“he’s magnets” - me, when asked how magnemite happens

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happy hween

"don't fall for the rage bait" no. fall for it. HAVE the rage. openly! that's how you prevent normalization. call those people fucking demented!!

peer review between classmates is literally so useless lmao nobody can answer anyone's questions bc no one's paper is done yet and everyone is in different areas of study. if u did this in real life, you would be reviewed by people who know what you're talking about.

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

who tf r u

floors lava if u touch it it's over

it’s SO dumb that my self image lowers as my hair gets longer but i can’t just buzz it off

do you see how you’ve grown? don’t be sorry, then.

1999

life strategy i use as my gift to u - if someone is treating you like a child at work or school or wherever, write all your emails to them in 24pt comic sans for the rest of time.

made an original track and then remembered no one cares so it’s a charli remix now LMAO

Updating my LEGO White House

made a 2003 eurotrance banger today

i’m the worst person to ask if a pokemon game is good because i will always say yes. i have never not enjoyed one.

ranked battle is truly the least fun i’ve had playing a pokemon game just put the stone in the bag

me n helga just being girls at the café 💖✨💅

saw a gay on instagram say that AI girlfriends are great because it will keep certain men inside and isolation will protect us from them. mama, this is how people become mass murderers. please think critically, i beg.

don’t give the engagement MAGA is looking for. block the propaganda accounts of the regime. bsky mass blocks can be misleading because you gotta “subscribe” to the list to block them. this may sound odd but the only way for bsky to be success as a project is for people to believe it doesn’t matter.

Good list. Don’t engage. Quote dunk boosters are not your friends.

i know my classmates are paying attention to what i talk about in this class bc some of them are reheating my nachoes in these paper proposals

no one: me literally out loud every 6 seconds playing new pokemon: R U HAPPY 2 BE IN PARIS ₒᵤᵢ!

ahh yes someone saying “you were so beautiful” referring to the years where i was struggling badly with anorexia what a good morning!!!

buffy rewatch in full swing

Anther

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/

art criticism isn’t hatred. artists, including t***** s****, put our records and hope that they will be thought about.

i can’t believe that i’m still capable of being man to myself by thinking that i’m dumb when people cannot understand the difference between criticism and being a hater

my god, american christianity is awful

4. Of more than 160,000 students enrolled, only 43 families chose to opt out of LGBTQ+ education. In a report released October 2nd, MCPS approved just 58 opt out requests from 43 families... 0.03% of students. Meaning 99.97% of families chose to let their kids learn about LGBTQ+ people.

love my little 50 dollar audio player bc it sounds great and is small and doesn’t feel like a smartphone but girl cannnNOT keep time lmao i’ve given up on fixing the clock if she says its 12:06 its 12:06 im not arguing w a cutie

i love how UPS needs to charge a brokerage fee all of the sudden to “get my package through customs smoothly” on top of the government’s dumbass tariff

time for my morning hate! saw people saying berghain is ruined bc drake went lmao berghain is not this unknown underground place in the year 2025 u only think that because ur boring and not tapped into anything people didn’t tell u to like

ok while i’m not being a hater - granular synthesis is overrated not everything needs to sound like water

not to be a hater but this is always how u know ur about to hear the most generic safe electronic song u have ever heard

whenever a gen z is mean about millennials i’m just like shut up bitch we are FRIENDS whether u like it or not!!!

trying to figure out what countries will want me bc i have a masters degree and experience in sociology, media studies, queer studies and asian studies. have been thinking abt iceland, denmark and germany. mostly based on research regarding equality etc.

i love drag race holland because i can understand like exactly half of what they’re saying

i’m on like day 8 of organizing my music library and fixing/standardizing all the meta data @_@ no end in sight!!!

i’m sorry the password must contain reckless abandon

this guy sat on my grocery order for like 30 minutes so no one else could take it just do not do it and of course a woman took it after and she’s already shopping!! men are worthless!!

Trump just signed an illegal executive order designed to target his political opposition by designating them terrorists and using the DOJ, IRS, FBI, and the JTTF to investigate and charge liberal organizations, funders, members, and protesters. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

ok so who got raptured