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I'm sure President of the United States will take this loss with good grace and dignity. www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

I know we got to keep MGW but if I had known it meant we got AP that's hardly fair. #NFFC

When does George Syrianos get sacked The usual #NFFC blame the dog moment.

I'm now at the 8 more points part of the season. Can't say i saw this lurking in August. #NFFC

The hope is #9lympiacos Victor Sanchez got sacked after 2 games at least 3 managers before 13. Who you get in is the issue and the remit is 17th. NES wanted out, AP was never the answer and never will be. Leeds, Leicester, Newcastle,Aston Villa. Lots of good teams get relegated #NFFC

my respect for #COYS fans has always been low but the fact that they revered this guy means it has fallen to depths unknown Think we should just ask for his Lanyard tonight and send him back to Melbourne This has all the hallmarks of Megson. "shudder" #NFFC

Escalators, Teleprompters, #Rydercup tournaments This needs to be investigated Thanks for your attention to this matter

#Rydercup Keegan Bradley whose arse did you want to kick? I am sure Tommy Fleetwood when Europe win Sunday will show considerable more class than you did at the Travellers. Karmas a bitch

Its Greeks bearing gift plural ... So I guess we got that right. #NFFC

Have we ever had any luck getting an on loan Arsenal Full back. Maybe Ange looking to go one better than last year... win the Europa League and get relegated #NFFC

Good morning from the home of the County Champions 👋 #Champions25 | #NOTvWAR

How did #CPFC do in the Europa League I can't find their result? I tried sending an email to Steve Parrish and it got bounced back. #NFFC

Are we playing like a 4-2-2-2 ? Sangare Luis - MGW Elliott - Igor CHO #NFFC

IT'S HERE. I am legit overjoyed to be unleashing this shit on the world: Origin Story Season 7 has arrived. For the first time, we're doing an entire season as one story. This is the history of socialism, from the French Revolution to the fall of the Berlin Wall linktr.ee/originstoryp...

And I’ve stopped 7 wars. I’m very good at that. But don’t eat the pastrami. It’s very fatty. I think the UN does a very bad job. One time I threw a football 800 yards. I wasn’t even trying. The UN does a terrific job. Do you know the song Itsy Bitsy Spider? I wrote it. I’ve met Jesus. Beetlejuice!

See the reply from Douglas Bader’s (WW2 hero) relatives Superb!

Carlisle playing in the first Division in 1974/75 is the greatest feat in football hands down. I'm here to be proved wrong #Premierleague

Happy birthday Big Nev - Born 16th September 1958 - Neville Southall, the greatest Everton keeper ever? Yes, 751 games for certainly the best Everton keeper I've ever seen.

Spain, Sanchez, Love the Vuelta and I'm sorry for the cyclists But fuck yeah... this needs to be amped up.

If this government wants to get a handle on this shit show of media and press in this country they need to go briefings to the public like COVID times where they can control the narrative, live. The Tories spent fuckloads on that briefing room so after they’ve had it swept for Russian bugs and

The real issue isn’t left vs right. It’s not white vs black. It’s not citizen vs immigrant. It’s not gay vs straight. The real issue is that a lot of powerful people have a vested interest — and a lot of money invested — in dividing us, and it’s working.

Whilst it is obviously sad that a family has lost a child uncle nephew cousin etc Let's be fair if Charlie Kirk was choosing how he would end his days I'm sure being a victim of the 1789 constitutions second amendment is how he would want to go. Thoughts and prayers.. #charliekirk

It really must be clear now, to any decent-minded person, that the primary political activity of the next few years is to destroy this party.

@theguardian.com Blind Date column uplifting at times but alot of the time . FFS life isn't a Richard Curtis film. Bloke 60's this week no oil painting talks about he gets on so well. End goes wasn't a romantic spark maybe meet for a drink..

Police do have form for wanting to get the spotlight. SY ( never our finest Orgreave, Hillsborough) had to settle a privacy claim with Sir Cliff for example. A little knock on his door and had a quiet word. instead get him coming up the gangway Makes one wonder if this isn't a ploy by the Met

After #NFFC victory against the Premier League and now this. I think the real question are there any good administrators in English Football. TBF world football is polluted with utter shits as well

Timeline cleanse

Graham Linehan once took issue with a sketch I did and tweeted about me referring to me not by name but only as to who my boyfriend was and called me an NPC ( non player character.) It was misogynistic and his “standing up for women” schtick is baloney.

Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Pearl Jam or Nirvana

To be fair, peace or war does cover all bases.

Add rabies to Andrew Wakefield’s catastrophic legacy

New Analysis: A Cross To Nowhere Ola Aina attempted 7 crosses vs West Ham. 0 found their mark. I break down 5 of those moments — the decisions, execution, and what it tells us about Forest’s attacking structure. RT's appreciated. Read here 👉 trentendtactico.substack.com/p/a-cross-to-n…#NFFCFC

@katievanGogh rather than blocking me why don't you own your homophobic comment and if you want to move on delete it. Also cant believe you have made me stick up for Peter Thiel. #POS

Great news!❤️ #nffc

Just seen a Chinese chap walking down towards Brighton beach wearing a St George’s flag polo shirt with “proud to be English” written on it and a Kuomintang baseball cap. What a country we are to have such people in it.

A desperate, opportunist press and vicious politicians: no wonder the debate on refugees is so awful | Jane Martinson

@ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social Just finished the Chris Bryant podcast. I really don't care what side of the aisle you on our democracy would be so much better with 650 MP's with the work ethic, life experience and empathy of this man. Can't recommend it enough. Had me in stitches

As soon as Labour closes the last asylum hotel, the debate will move on to remigration. The Far Right will always want more, and there's always further they can go. It's why they need to be tackled on principle and values and not specific policy.

Are Man Utd an allegory for American Capitalism. Brand What Brand...

great penalties from The Cod Army

I guess if ManUtd et al had been successful in cancelling the Carbao cup they wouldn't have enjoyed tonight

Mainoo needs to leave United. They are utterly rotten

4th in Division 2 are no pushovers TBF. Playing in Europe I'm sure a fishing boat will give the Man U squad a lift. #GRIMAN

It's easy to forget how utterly inhuman this is. How unspeakable. How absolutely appalling. Israeli forces deliberately fired missiles into a hospital. A *fucking hospital*. And - according to WHO - they've done it to at least 734 other healthcare facilities. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

Before the days of the Club World Cup, there was the ‘World Championship’. The name is a bit misleading, as it was only ever competed for by the two clubs from England and Scotland who won the FA Cup and Scottish Cup. But, for a time, Renton FC could call themselves champions of the world.

Wrote this about flags and patriotism in 2021 (in The Decade In Tory). Stand by every word now.

Almost certainly the best photo I will ever take from an Iron Age Hill fort of the sun setting over an estuary as summer segues majestically into autumn.

Hopefully they can all follow the protocols that are set by the boss. Get on with their respective jobs, without tantrums, and allow the club to continue to prosper. Because, let’s face it, we’ve moved on massively under the stewardship of Marinakis.

For me, Nuno has been handed a superb squad to work with. Be the envy of most outside the big 6. There’ll be plenty we don’t know, but why he’s gone about this publicly suggests to me he wants out with a pay off. Real shame, but Marinakis won’t be held to ransom. And I don’t blame him.