Roku's screen saver always has jokes. #Pluribus

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merr-Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hannukah.

Switching to Linux very, very soon

It goes down

While this video is hilarious in its Truth, I like to hear a nuanced answer to this question that goes beyond: 1) The power that record labels don't have any more due to streaming 2) independent artists getting smarter 3) social media engagement

"Avatar: Make Pandora Great Again" is going to bomb. The theater I'm sitting in is damn near empty. A larger theater I was going to get tickets at had sooo much free seating available.

Who's the pettiest one @ this table? It's either Aretha or Luther

I think I just fixed my stove. It's time to bake a cake.

This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!

Either calamari or crab rangoon

So, if I merely push a shopping cart in a woman's direction...

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

Long live Tekken 4's Airport stage www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLFH...

1) Keep on killin em @seauxcocoa.bsky.social 2) The infamous interview starts off with lead pipe assault allegations 3) Cocaine's one hell of a drug www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQmq...

Phillip Rivers coming out of retirement to lose a football game in the last possession one last time It's like he never left

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social you were right. Glenn Close still that girl

I think I did okay, considering that my ovens on the fritz

I don't know how far this goes for AppleTV, but best know Vince Gilligan ain't no one-trick pony

Putting steak on the grill

"Dad, can we stay up all night" No, you need your rest. You're going to bed at... Gabe!? -knocked out in my back seat @ 830 as if he works a 40hr work week

The Last Airbender. Listening to my fellow audience members groan in unison of utter disapproval of this movie was really entertaining

If this is the newest evolution of Carpool Karaoke, I'm all for it. And it's so dope to know that Digable Planets is still out here receiving their flowers and apparently very happy to do little performances like this.

Exactly this. “Capitalism drives innovation” is a lie. It only drives capital

**NEW HEAT!!!!** Zo! & Tall Black Guy- "Keep Him Satisfied" (feat. Sy Smith) Produced by Zo! x Tall Black Guy x 14KT www.catapultdistribution.com/magnet/Zo%21...

BRUH

Oh my god

I'm strangely in the mood for some apple turnovers. Who else wants some?

I've got only 3 and a possible of entertainers that can stand on a stage with Sammy Davis Jr

A live look @ Notre Dame missing the playoff and cryin that "tHE acC ruINed EVERYTHING" Join a conference ya losers

May I introduce to you...

Timothy

Any team losing to The Dolphins shouldn't get a playoff slot

"That cat had 9 lives and he just spent 'em all"

And Blockbuster said, "nah, we good". about.netflix.com/en/news/netf...

"Reading is Shaq-amental"

To be more specific

Look @ my success so that I may get some Duolingo money

Take It Personal is Gang Starr's best single. B-side with Dwyck might make it anyone's best 12". Listen to more Gang Starr.

That hat and the hairline under that hat tells me all I need to know

A lil QUICK on the draw with this hot take, eh Rick?

Oh I'm definitely going as this guy

Turkey Deer Snake Badger Jay Anthony Brown

It's time for another #LoFiFridays! To counteract this rather dreary week, a track that sounds like a relaxing, sunny day. 🎶😎🎵 "Crossing Borders" - L'indécis youtu.be/8ltxgxRaExQ?...

Are the antagonists in the new Avatar movie trying to Make Pandora Great Again?