There won't be any more non-patreon podcasting from me in 2025 so I'm going to do a short thread counting down my personal top 12 public SFULTRA episodes of the year (in chronological order). Impossible to narrow it down to that but let's try. All of these on the usual podcast apps and spotify.

It's the holidays. It's when families come together. Spending time at a relative's house? Remember: human waste is likely coursing through tubes in the walls.

still seeing people refer to US government as "we" in 2025, the fuck's going on there people, does Trump call you up and ask you if it's okay if he disappears your neighbors, did Biden ask for your permission before arming the Gaza genocide, did Obama do a vibe check before bombing Afghan kids

The Epstein Files: My Observations (Free) jkbjournalist.substack.com/p/the-epstei...

I'm disappointed that Umberto Eco was on the board of Carnival Corporation & plc. His urn read: "Switch On Fun"

we're pumping this in 2026 www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMq5...

Bimzelx? gtfoh

It's your duty.

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Screaming at my family about food science to change things up this year.

Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:

lol

Do you look old? It's not your fault! It's part of a process called "aging." Buy our product to hide this 😁

Artdink announces ARTDINK GAME LOG catalog title ports for Switch, PC Artdink has announced ARTDINK GAME LOG, a project to port and re-release games  previously developed by Artdink onto modern hardware. The first title, Tail of the Sun, will launch for Switch and PC via Steam on December 16 in…

Finally the recognition he desired.

29 long years have passed since I founded the emulation archive, Zophar's Domain, on 11.9.96. To this very day, the site still stands as a testament to an era that never actually disappeared but continues to live in the hearts of retrogamers all over the word. Emulation Forever!

“The boyfriend” looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meatballs

"a good hug"

I've been saying this for *weeks*, and now the Pope gets all the attention?!

(In 2029, the majority of democrats audibly recognize the "Reign of Temperance Civility Decree" from their subterranean Underhouse Participation Chambers in solidarity with republican politicians, who were confronted by "non-conforming" district dwellers about mass starvation) ESPN Pundit to his co-

Ice XXI? Nobody was going to tell me about this shit? What's going on out there?

A guy buys a gamer bed as an Anniversary surprise, and according to his wife he suddenly becomes a "divorced piece of shit."

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Reading the Serious People talk about democracy for the last decade

For The Hague.

Got some good news today.

Want to relitigate the past? There will be no forgetting and no redress, it isn’t even the past! Here stand the gates of heaven here stand the gates of hell! It’s 2016 and Hamilton is playing, you’re tethered to this moment forever! Your heartstrings are chained to this rock and the eagle eats y

Happy Halloween (after a rainy night of guising)

Strike Force Bowling (2004, PS2)

TLDR: tech workers, get organized! The Alphabet Workers Union has issued a statement in response to Amazon’s announcement that it will lay off 14,000 corporate workers: “Now is the time for us to stand together collectively, so we have power and a real voice in our industry.”

my followers when they find out I never ate a food

It is wild that the DNC had a nude full body scan of that guy and they still let him run and hide the death's head.

"When did you lose faith in Hegseth?" is a real "when did you stop beating your wife?" moment.

Zip 'em back up, folks, because you're not getting any hot pasta T'n'A action in this misleading article.

This is the room with the TV where you watch yourself being tortured and killed. Keep an eye out!

Feeling like him

Filling the void left by Epstein's death. A home away from home for the elite. Not on an island but in a district.

"you should work nine hours a day six days a week making money for somebody else when you are young so you can (maybe) not have to work at all when you are 65" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

The rules-based international order.

“Our enemies are cowards and we’re going to defeat them” includes the democrats

Video games are for adults.

Welcome to Dorktown Mayor, Shohei Ohtani

Somebody please explain this art to me. Somebody explain this fruit. I need someone to explain my children.

Tests from Consumer Reports found more than two-thirds of 23 popular protein products contained unsafe levels of lead.

Launching a new viral family brand feed on Facebook. Starting a new post "You wouldn't believe what my wife did today!" Asking xAI Grok to generate a video "female family annihilator, mcmansion interior, Halloween decor, four children flayed, solemn music; fade to new scene, moist blue female alien

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sq66... It’s raining enjoy this

Help me, I am in Hell.