atm actually stands for all terrain mommy

are there literally any languages where the word for wife is cuter than the word for girlfriend? fidanzata to moglie for example is a HUGE downgrade.

rip hal incandenza you would have loved zyn

NOT ENOUGH BREAD TOO MANY CIRCUSES

my favorite part of the football match is when they show the boys high fiving and other convivial courtside moments

listen im a ray of sunshine, i emanate kindness from my very pores, why does Windows 11 constantly insist on unearthing the most seething, violent parts of my pure animal heart? why the fuck do i need an account to operate my own FUCKING computer?!

CACKLING IN SELF HOSTED FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS MONTH

ALL ARCHIVES ARE TEMPORARY

A third plane has struck Dick Cheney

Cops going aggro on Sunset near Echo Park in LA after the Dodgers Win. Shooting people with less lethals from point blank range, horses running people and press down. Literally minutes before, fireworks in the street

We take it for granted today, but a single 6W embedded NPU can do more tensor operations per second than a peasant in the 1400s could perform in his whole lifetime

why is chmod so spooky

DONT HONK IM LISTENING TO FREE JAZZ AND ITS MAKING ME NERVOUS

I WOULD RATHER PUT A GUN IN MY MOUTH

whenever my mom sends me an ig reel thats ai i comment STOP SHOWING MY MOM SLOP

When I say the US has bet its post-pandemic economy on AI while China has bet its on green energy, this is what I mean: Here, AI related companies account for 75% of S&P 500 returns since ChatGPT's launch. In China, green tech accounts for one quarter of GDP growth.

taste used to have FLAVOR

a shame how much tech reporting is basically copy pasting press releases

going to a computer repair guy and insisting on calling the motherboard the mommyboard

the shell casings were engraved with nonbinary ideology, including the phrases ‘you do not have to be good’ and ‘hey soft animal of your body, catch this’ newsweek runs a story titled ‘what is a tenderqueer?’

in the uk do yall call computer chips computer crisps? or like are browser cookies called browser biscuit?

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

MY petard? that doesn’t sound right

twice this weekend i heard someone say ‘i’m not a tiqqunist!!’

this spider is making eye contact with me

blue screen of eternal life

hitachi crudo

call yourself a situationist?? name literally one situation

CAN WE HAVE SINGULARITY WITH MACHINES IF WE DO NOT HAVE SINGULARITY WITH ONE ANOTHER?

ANYTHING CAN BE 'ON THE NOSE' WHEN APPROACHED OBLIQUELY

IRONICALLY THE HAYSTACK BECOMES MORE ELUSIVE THAN THE NEEDLE

After 9/11, Gore Vidal wrote about the importance of reading mainstream publications not as news, but as wish fulfillment for the "invisible government." During periods of geopolitical destabilization, legacy publications are simply the sounding board for justifications of the status quo ante power.

Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.

you always hear about folks crying in public in nyc and yeah thats a beautiful thing but nobody talks about how you also get to see so many people smiling to themselves with their little private thoughts 🥰

FORTUNE IS A CAT

ok one more observation analog cigs are making a huge comeback

scene report LA tgirls seem to have reached consensus that a little happy trail is cunt

EBITDA IS ANGEL NUMBERS FOR BOYS

As soon as you start reading history you discover that the concept of national borders is shockingly new. And as soon as you read about authoritarian governments you realize that border walls are in fact cages.

YOU CALL SEX ‘PLAY’ BUT YOU FUCK LIKE A BUREAUCRAT.

CANDY BARS AND GRANOLA BARS ARE FUNCTIONALLY THE SAME

MY BUSINESS: PLEASURE MY PLEASURE: BUSINESS

Gender is BINARY and BIOLOGICAL and that's why we need to use the STATE to enforce this with VIOLENCE and my KIDS are still refusing to call and my WIFE left me and

THE STATE DOES NOT GRANT YOUR HUMANITY

THE APOCALYPSE IS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD, ONLY THE END OF THE WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT.

If we are to meet our critical moment in history, we need to reckon with the reality that we are not up against adversaries we have seen before. We are up against End Times Fascism – a belief system that is genocidal at its core and treasonous to the wonder and beauty of this world.

UTOPIA IS NOT A PLACE

IN THE FUTURE WE WILL HOLD WITH REVERENCE THE KNOWLEDGE THAT OUR COMPUTERS CAME FROM THE GROUND.