THEY BALKANIZED XANADU

ROKOS BASILISK: TOTALLY REAL, CAN BE TAUGHT TO LOVE MOTHER

never fucking forgive them for what they've done to the computer

happy memorial day to the post of all time

what is the use of your sick vibecoded vimrc if you arent reading code anymore :(

did you know theyre mining uranium 20 miles from the grand canyon?

why is las vegas an airport

in 2 years after all of the pis in these cyberdecks have gathered dust on a shelf, the hottest girl you know will be setting up her first homelab and posting it on tiktok. trust the process

at least thirty squirrels tried to steal my muffaleta at love point in monterey yesterday

did you know that there are unicode characters for every alchemical symbol and this is the one for piss! 🝕

watched the opening scene of mad men recently and its so funny how hes like on his fourth old fashioned & scribbles “i love smoking“ on a cocktail napkin and we’re meant to be like “fuck this guy’s good”

did you know that there's a subset of ai workers who stopped wearing sunscreen because they believe agi will fix skin cancer within 18 months? people try to talk about LA as this hub of new age spirituality but this is some advanced cargo cult behavior here in san francisco

how many people are currently vibe coding their personal xanadu

they stopped supporting the firmware on my allbirds now i cant walk anymore

right yes i have this thing where i dont use my real name on web domains i dont have some autonomy over (so im still miss sammie on ig for example)

ahh idk why i put off pointing my domain for so long. hi its me whisper

Widen your gaze and look upon Lebanon. Nearly a million people have been displaced by Israel in the past 3 weeks. They've been told not to return. That's ethnic cleansing. The last time Israel occupied Southern Lebanon, Hezbollah was born. What horrors will be unleashed now?

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

i recommend bopping a whole habañero in your smoothie

also the USPS should do web-hosting and email services

SPIDERS BRING NEWS

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

atm actually stands for all terrain mommy

are there literally any languages where the word for wife is cuter than the word for girlfriend? fidanzata to moglie for example is a HUGE downgrade.

rip hal incandenza you would have loved zyn

NOT ENOUGH BREAD TOO MANY CIRCUSES

my favorite part of the football match is when they show the boys high fiving and other convivial courtside moments

listen im a ray of sunshine, i emanate kindness from my very pores, why does Windows 11 constantly insist on unearthing the most seething, violent parts of my pure animal heart? why the fuck do i need an account to operate my own FUCKING computer?!

CACKLING IN SELF HOSTED FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS MONTH

ALL ARCHIVES ARE TEMPORARY

A third plane has struck Dick Cheney

Cops going aggro on Sunset near Echo Park in LA after the Dodgers Win. Shooting people with less lethals from point blank range, horses running people and press down. Literally minutes before, fireworks in the street

We take it for granted today, but a single 6W embedded NPU can do more tensor operations per second than a peasant in the 1400s could perform in his whole lifetime

why is chmod so spooky

DONT HONK IM LISTENING TO FREE JAZZ AND ITS MAKING ME NERVOUS

I WOULD RATHER PUT A GUN IN MY MOUTH

whenever my mom sends me an ig reel thats ai i comment STOP SHOWING MY MOM SLOP

When I say the US has bet its post-pandemic economy on AI while China has bet its on green energy, this is what I mean: Here, AI related companies account for 75% of S&P 500 returns since ChatGPT's launch. In China, green tech accounts for one quarter of GDP growth.

taste used to have FLAVOR

a shame how much tech reporting is basically copy pasting press releases

going to a computer repair guy and insisting on calling the motherboard the mommyboard

the shell casings were engraved with nonbinary ideology, including the phrases ‘you do not have to be good’ and ‘hey soft animal of your body, catch this’ newsweek runs a story titled ‘what is a tenderqueer?’

in the uk do yall call computer chips computer crisps? or like are browser cookies called browser biscuit?

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

MY petard? that doesn’t sound right

twice this weekend i heard someone say ‘i’m not a tiqqunist!!’

this spider is making eye contact with me