"why are you against progress" I yell confidently as my sloppily-implemented algorithms prematurely murder your grandma

Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care not for thee Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love! [twangy, swirly lute arpeggio] Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye: *Ich am yn love!*

The Benito effect... activity on Bluesky spiked 70% during the Super Bowl 👀

I did not understand that coffee (?) commentary turned Nike commercial.

"Most field goals in a game".

Finally! And looks like they narrowly avoided the record for longest time into the game before the 1st touchdown. #SuperBowl

They just said there has never been a shut-out at a Super Bowl. My question: has there ever been a no-touchdown Super Bowl (shut out or not)?

Have to say the prostate cancer ad, while it may promote a commercial lab test, is still the best one so far. A "finger free" test, so relax that tight end... 🤣

Jake who?

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

That was hilarious. "The Grammy goes to Luther Vandross". #2026Grammys

"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." — George Orwell

Who are we to fight the alchemy?

Donald Trump has completed the first year of his term. Is it time for Democrats to admit their hysteria was much ado about nothing? by Bari Weiss

How sick is it to be promoted to Admiral and fired at the same time?

Hey @raygunsite.com I need an AWFUL-themed tee shirt.

Haiku, inspired by the news. I am affluent. Also white, female, urban. Liberal? You bet. I am an AWFUL. AWFUL-ly tired of this sh*t. Goddamned tired of it.

Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/17/u...

hmmmm.....

Trying to process the news, and stay sane. Driving to work this AM, I composed a Haiku to condense my theory of one top news story: Trump invades Greenland NATO expels U.S.A Hmm, Putin pee tape?

#GoldenGlobes Wanda Sykes 1 Ricky Gervais won..... a Golden Globe, but 0 points.

#GoldenGlobes Well shoot, I was all ready for Jean Smart to unload.

#GoldenGlobes Nickki Glaser 1 CBS News 0

You see we can’t afford cancer research

what a shocking turn of events who could’ve seen this coming

#roseparade The Kaiser Permanente float is melting in the rain.

A forlorn toast to the things we lost in 2025. One of too many to count, even if we must try.

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I think Cher is lip syncing.

Since his appointment, RFK Jr. has pursued a brutal vision of American health that several experts liken to a sort of eugenics. Kennedy has made it clear that certain deaths are acceptable or even preferable to a world where every child is vaccinated. Read more: www.theverge.com/health/66136...

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There are two basic reactions people have to ChatGPT 1) OMG I USE HIM FOR EVERYTHING AND WE’RE GETTING MARRIED 2) I preferred Google when it used to work. You know which one you are. Every human being on the planet already knows.

A call from former CDC CMO @drdebhoury.bsky.social for Congress to act, to actually do something as public health continues to be destroyed by those in power. time.com/7338714/dr-d...

As a son of Appalachia, I understand the opioid crisis better than anyone. That's why I'm proud to stand with the Honduran president who delivered drugs to needy Americans with such efficiency. by JD Vance

That should be #mealioidosis. #rheumsky, for #HCWvsHunger this year, let’s join with the ID team in recognition of our shared love for vaccinations! Also our frequent collaboration on those “is it a lupus flare or infection?” consults.

Hello #bluesky The annual #HCWvsHunger competition starts again on November 27. We have formed our #IDSky, #publichealth, #vaccineswork team again: #mealioidosis. Go to hcwvshunger.org for more info! @hcwvshunger.bsky.social @idsainfo.bsky.social @hivma.bsky.social @cudivofid.bsky.social

#RSNA25 #RadSky Below powerful letter I received from a retired radiologist . Hope it inspires you to participate in #HCWVsHunger & help me in raising $$ for food banks. This contest has raised over $3 million since 2020 We start Nov 27! See @hcwvshunger.bsky.social Our team is #DiagnoseAndTreats

Hey #rheumsky, last year I folded #HCWvsHunger team 'NoRheumforHunger' into the Derm + Renal Team, UrineitToWinIt, but they are MIA this year. What say we join team #meal-ioidosis the Infectious Disease team who welcomes all who believe in vaccinations. Lord knows we rheumatologists ❤️💉! Thoughts?

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Mark your calendars because #HCWvsHunger 2025 starts in just one week… And if you donated early due to the shutdown keep those receipts because we are going to find a way to count them. Let’s feed some more people 🍎 hcwvshunger.org

2025 campaign is coming… ARE YOU READY FOR IT #medsky?

Vaccines didn’t just save lives—they shaped society! From ancient variolation to mRNA, discover key breakthroughs, hidden heroes, and why vaccine innovation matters more than ever. Are you ready for the next chapter? 👉 scienceagenda.net/blog/vaccine-discovery-process-history-challenges-milestones/

Covid-19 vaccines, credited with saving millions of lives during the pandemic, set off a powerful alarm that rallies the human immune system against cancer and nearly doubles the median survival length of patients, according to a new retrospective study.

A German museum has been unexpectedly overrun by Taylor Swift fans. The Hessische Landesmuseum in central Germany reports that hundreds of additional visitors came over the weekend.

🙄 oh FFS. Clearly, her d*** is bigger.

Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash. The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash! Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast - Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!

I remember as a child watching the original National Geographic Society documentary about Jane Goodall and her study of wild chimpanzees —and just wanting to BE Jane Goodall. I think I still do. RIP dear Jane.😢

History is made! Iowa 47 UMass 7 Kirk Ferentz wins his 206 game as a head coach and passes Woody Hayes for the most wins in Big Ten History. Leta drink!

Is it bad that I have work to do, but I have Fever/Mystics on iPad, & #USOpen Men's final on the TV (with occasional switch to one of the football games), and I'm also doing laundry??😬 [No fav in the tennis final until I tuned in and saw the pink shirt gun show & I am now ALL team Alcaraz.]

More than 85 scientists say that a recent U.S. Department of Energy report is full of errors and misrepresents climate science.