world cup? nahhh you wanna watch 90s shareware home computer jank

morning

chat, do I have autism face

IT'S SOMETHING TO DO WITH DIMENSIONS

Do you think a Bunby Tank and a Blomby Car could be friends

yo i'm ruining people's sundays again

If you think I am not very funny while streaming that's because I save all my best material for stand-up. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpKM...

He died for your sins

fucking arseing fucking POLLEN

"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool

What happens when you play through all of Typing of the Dead: Overkill but replace the typing prompts with Twitch chat? A: REGRETS. youtu.be/Re9LFQNIrNo?...

Last night i legitimately had a dream I was in The Crystal Maze but a version with shitpost zones like 'Circus', 'Furnace', 'Retail', and 'Past'.

A few clips from this weekend's Kusogrande matches youtu.be/FV2pzZ8Mzzk @brossentia.bsky.social

10:45PM GMT tonight I will be bringing a healthy dose of stupidity to the fourth NissanTV Marathon hosted by www.twitch.tv/nilssonalex92 where I will run Typing of the Dead: Overkill! The only catch? Everything I'm typing has come from Twitch chat... horaro.net/ntv4/program don't miss :3

Oh no, who would be sick enough to give out today's first game? 👀 come join as we put 4 players through jank they've never experienced before!

no clue how all four of these gremlins all stayed still at the same time

The campus canteen today was serving "pasta casa mia" which is pretty appropriate because it tasting it was like playing MyHouse.wad

sylvie lime: sylvie.itch.io/sylvie-lime @sylviefluff.bsky.social

Oh no! I got good feels about the first match...

today while several hours deep into a beer festival we have mused over whether the court on @mrbasilpesto.bsky.social Island can have Employment Tribunal hearings

wow, never thought Pac-Man would associate with a known child murderer. unfollowing this pos

Angela Scanlon co-hosting is just making my brain think the entrants are about to battle it out on the Arena floor

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Heart rate, plzzzzzz 🙃

"My model number is T-803, product name Nyaminator. I'm a combat cyborg sent from the future to eliminate you. In the near future, your son will become a threat to the Skycat corporation that manufactured me."

wh-what year is this

More weasel 👔 🍜

Stoat army

I regret to inform you that this is me

stoat game, who wanna play?

SprintStream ep 5 is now out, talking all things Soulslikes with Cata'n'Pup!

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Kept you waiting, huh? Better to announce my new podcast once FOUR juicy eps out to dig into! Hear sothangel and I talk to speedrunners about not just their runs but gaming culture, events, silly stuff, and maybe even a quiz! Full vids at youtube.com/@sprintstream/ or listen on Spotify, Apple etc

Accurate reflection of how our trial performances go

V8s. Let me tell you how much I've come to love V8s since I began to shop Chevy. There are 387.44 million miles of road that fill this country. If the word 'V8' were written on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the appreciation I feel fo

Doing some psychological horror playthroughs in the coming weeks. This was scary as fuck, but on the flipside, the repetitive task of typing out text made my neurodivergent bits tingle.

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘶𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘛𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘴 (2024)

I once had a dream in which Bob Mortimer described the vas deferens as "bollock thread"

yoo

If you're in Glasgow you can catch me during the Glasgow Comedy Festival this Saturday in a special _additional_ date of The State We're In! see how I have cunningly edited the poster? www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/the-s...