I present to you all the ramen eating scene from Tampopo but it's about playing burn. Please enjoy: 1/2

I would burn timothee chalamet out in 4 turns. Chain Lightning face. He feels like hes drowning. Lightning Bolt your blocker of course he’s tapped out. Ladybird sucked kill yourself. And Bang Fireblast. Youre at 0. You were was always at 0. Youve been 0-2 since the day you were born

LFG @mindbreaktrap.bsky.social

Our top 8 is truly so fire y’all

I finally got the chance to draft this (regular team draft, not roto) and my takeaway was that there were too many basics.

NEW CUBE ALERT Imagine a rules-modified emblem cube with a desert draft. It's a gestalt shift in a BCW longbox. It's the next era of skill-testing, high-power gameplay. An entire match of Magic strategy, compressed into a single turn cycle. Introducing: 100 Pacts of Negation.

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the main reason I should be awarded prestigious literary prizes is so that when, in my splendid formal wear, I accept them, the first thing I say can be "Thank you so much. It's an honor. I'd like to begin by saying that Craterhoof Behemoth is gas"

I can finally announce New Jersey's first ever cube event! Join us at Top Deck Games in Cherry Hill (right outside Philadelphia) for two days full of cube drafts & good vibes!

Something I’ve been playing with

For the morning crew, new Cube interview out!

if you missed the stream and wanna watch me talk abt cube the link is below!!

Hey - gonna be streaming Thursday 2/20 at 7:30 PM EST with @mindbreaktrap.bsky.social to talk through one of her cube projects, the BONG cube, our thoughts on @vertexmtg.bsky.social Philly, and cube design philosophy. Be sure to tune in if you can! VOD will drop to YouTube the following week.

Displacer Cheshire Cat, painted after Sir John Tenniel's illustration for Lewis Carroll's 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland'.

Had such a great time at @vertexmtg.bsky.social this weekend. Great to catch up with people. Ended up doing really well in the event taking two trophies in @tpug.bsky.social's Jund Cube and May's Fae Cube. My pin collection's getting a little out of hand!

Thank you everyone for a fantastic weekend of cube drafting, and congratulations to our Top 8: Brady, Julien, Zach, Ben, Griff, Tim, Aidan, and Derek!

a thursday bong cube #p1p1 #mtgcube

Cube builder boot camp should be forcing Boros in Vintage Cube 100 times.

a monday morning #p1p1

okay so can i say tranny here without getting shadowbanned