Just remembered I have stamps and I can send postcards to people whoa

“Are you the branch manager?” “Yes I am, how can I help you?” “I would like two branches, please.” “How would you like that?” “Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

"I'm sad." "Me too." "Wanna masturbate together?" "Yeah."

Quem cresceu com TV Cultura teve infância premium e nem sabia. 🥹✨ Mesmo se você não é de SP, deve ter visto alguns deles em alguma TV educativa. Quais deles são os seus favoritos?

People be like “what do you do all day in the private server I’m not in?” It’s literally just this. Always this. Ft. @wheezul.bsky.social

it's Andi! she's a red panda

Hehe, bumblebutt! 🥰

Colored headshot commission for @shunnedwolf.bsky.social of their trainersona's Meowscarada, Sprig! Always a joy when I get to draw pokemon x3 Thank you again! ☕🦊💖 #commission #pokemon #sketch

tv screens at gas stations seem extremely unnecessary

Me writing: haha yeah! Yes! This will be so cool, I can draw ANYTHING, I can draw EVERYTHING, I'm so powerful Me drawing: fuck, SHiT, piSSS, WWWHhhHAAAUUURRRR

Say what you will about the internet, it remains awesome that I can buy dinner for a friend who's having a shitty-ass day from halfway across the world

Leaky faucet 💦 @jakekarfield.bsky.social #furryart #furrynsfw #furry

People getting upset at incest NSFW are fucking weird. It’s literally just regular porn but with an arrow above them that says “siblings” smh

taboo makes things hotter sorry. two random guys having sex is boring. but two guys having sex in public? having sex despite being blood relatives? having sex despite a problematic power imbalance or age gap? you'll learn to appreciate these things someday if you don't already. indulge a little

I used to care somewhat about having my "brand" dissociated with incest because I wanted to have a broader appeal/audience and then I realized who fucking cares. my art was only ever meant to indulge in my own kinks and inspire others to explore theirs, not be mass-palatable

I got name dropped in a puriteen Twitter drama thread calling out artists that draw incest and I just want to clarify some things for the sake of my reputation I will never stop drawing incest porn!!! in fact if you complain about it I will draw more. hope this helps :3

Back to the simple natural order of things…….. not human arrogance based on destruction of our water,air, environment for profit…… for the 1%

Ohh the misery

I love these lil guys sm #witchhatatelier #Δ帽子

ﾁｬｲﾅ葬～！

ワクワクドキドキの3年間をありがとうございました！🥳 #TRIGUNSTARGAZE #thanksTRIGUN

#Pokedex # 765 #Oranguru! I worked on this all morning, starting with the #hatching, but soon realized it was too #colorful of a #Pokemon to do in just #ink. I like how it turned out and I'm glad I didn't give up. #sketch #drawing #art #monkey #artsky #promosky #challenge

LOL! This woman is a genius! In the parody of democracy that Germany has become, you get arrested if you say "From the River to the Sea." So this pro-Palestine protester asks if it is ok to say "From the River to the Beach" 😂😂😂😂 This is a scene straight out of Kafka...

I need to read more book.

Don’t flush goldfish, they just keep growing!

Should I go to mocktail Monday for fun or should I just make cocktails at home 🤔

THIS COULD BE US

It looks like the live action Zelda movie used AI during preproduction. *screams internally*

Lycan West! With a bit of a Worgen look to him

I just want to get a little high and feel your mouth on my pussy. It's not much to ask, is it?

Congrats to the scammer who texted me a fake court order to pay overdue parking fines in NYC when I don’t own a car and haven’t lived there in 7.5 years. Nailed it, buddy.

Where do you think they are going? #trigun

Felt like it cinema. Some movies I've been re-watching. #Movie #FilmSky #Cinema #Filmposters #Movieposter #Kaiju #Monsters

Revisiting this thread to say I was correct. It is canon that the other troll Empires had their cities fall in ruin because they could no longer haul the stone they used for building them due to the Sundering and territorial disputes and probably lacked the workforce after years of warring.

Strongest soldier

Waiting for my OCs to send me their lore via divine visions

I believe there is a kind of wonder in stories, in music and art too, where you feel dwarfed by the beauty of something grand. That feeling when seeing a really beautiful mountain, a waterfall, and endless field. It's both in awe and respect, and I hope WoW gives us more moments like those.

New, squishy lil YCH! 👀 I lied, I did have a plan this month it's just a wee bit late ell oh ell Keepin' this guy up til the end o' May! Shoot me a DM on Discord (maka_br3) for inquiries! #fatfur #inflation #ych #yourcharacterhere

Mt. Rainier peeking out from above the clouds for #mountainmonday #ECK #photography #clouds #pnw

After collecting off and on I have a lot of energy cards and didn’t know what to do with them. I know now. Here is my randomly selected starter team. #art #cardart #paintpens #pokemonart

For immediate release: When Dolly is singing about how hot Jolene is, it's because she is smitten with Jolene. Dude isn't even named in the song... It's just a thinly veiled invitation to run away together. I will not be taking questions.

Meowscarada #pokemon

Happy birthday to my wonderful friend @tiger-prawn.bsky.social !!! I love you and I love Chroma!

As someone who feels invisible and forgettable, I can't describe how good it feels to be acknowledged. I picked up a book from a coffee shop and the guy remembered that I had done it before. He asked if I had finished the other book I ordered. I was there 5 months ago at least. And he remembered me.