Your 2nd grader should not have access to any forms of social media.

I love Kasey's new song Coyote. And it had me thinking that it would be cool if 2 artists who had albums coming out at the same time did like 2 songs with each being the other perspective then they were featured on the other's song.

We need to light the DNC on fire. But if we cant do that then we gotta yank it so far left that the republicans hiding in the DNC go to the GOP where they belong and Maga gets drowned out and forgotten.

I packed all the winter gear up. Didn't sort, didnt wash, i'll just be mad at myself in the fall 🤣

The pricing for kids sports photos is insane. What in the late stage capitalism is this?

Watched the hearings on Camp Mystic. Now I am just crying and full of rage.

I want to open the house up. I also want to stop sneezing.

i believe this is related to the rise in people who are utterly incurious about anything not directly beneficial to themselves

Something we don’t address enough is how many people, especially adults, do not have a working imagination.

🎶🎶If you send me an email every fucking day, I am going to unnnnnnnnnsubscriiiiiiiiiiiiiiibe🎶🎶

I am trying to get my cricut to work and I am gonna throw it out a window.

It is not lost on me that when the PTA made an Instagram account the first big wave of followers were all mothers.

Next fall's kindergarten class will graduate in 2039.

I actually do judge parents who drive their elementary kid to school without a booster or car seat.

Ditto and ditto I'm so radical that I believe everyone should be able to eat enough to live.

GOP - *gerrymanders* DEMS - hey stop that no fair GOP - *gerrymanders even more* DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely* DEMS - *start gerrymandering* GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭

The Associated Press is reporting that the Virginia Redistricting Referendum has passed! Virginians land yet another blow to Donald Trump’s attempts to maintain power over Congress. One winner: Virginia State Senator & dedicated poster L. Louise Lucas, who spearheaded the “10-1!” push

Children are dead because of a man with a gun. Because of a man. Always a man.

Why does every TV show have a companion podcast?

Black women in the U.S. face a maternal mortality rate over three times higher than that of white women, but Trump’s DEI rollback has blocked race-specific research needed to address this crisis.

If you think "preparing for preschool" is anything other than playing and learning to wipe their own butt you're doing too much. Your 3yo doesn't need to know how to read. It's okay.

Season Finale of The Pitt tonight friends!!

The first thing I'm gonna do when I'm PTA communications chair is make sure links exist on digital marketing and QR codes are for physical.

Water dont give AF. You can not tame it.

A dam is about to flood in northern Michigan. It is bad. People will lose their homes or at a minimum be stuck with a huge clean up job cuz this isnt the kind of area that flood insurance is a thing If I see one more person say "well most the houses up there are cottages" I am gonna punch something

Socially acceptable drugs are still drugs and parents need to buck up and have those conversations with their children.

A 17yo essentially OD'd on energy drinks. And honestly that is, in part, on the parents.

The students protesting the war in Iran are asking "Why is the media not covering our campus protests?" and I think I figured it out — the media is too busy writing thinkpieces on "Where are the campus protests?" to actually cover the campus protests.

Chicago med is constantly acting like EDs would even touch a pregnant person. They call L&D sooooooo fast.

Chatgpt is the Rocco to my elmo

I forgot how refuckingdiculous chicago med is. I haven't watched in a couple years. And honestly after 2yrs of The Pitt idk if I can handle anymore Chicago Med lmao. This is duuuuumb

People (genZ on TT and others) act like throwing a party and hosting an event are not the same thing. You are the host!! Yes. You should actually care about your guest's experiance. Omg you psycho

I guess I dont understand what the point of faking the moon trip would be. Like okay you think this is fake but like... why would they fake this? For what purpose?

I dont get my hair done often because it's $. But I am trying a new salon this week cuz my stylist i was going to would double/ triple book herself then my last cut & color took 3 hours.

I want a app or something that takes my grocery reciepts and then compiles how often we buy things and tells me best price so I can basically stock upon good price days and not end up needing it when it's priced higher. But I can't find something like this.

Get back from a vacation just to have to go grocery shopping. Yuck.

The Artemis II space mission has officially launched. These astronauts will travel around the moon for 10 days and are set to travel the farthest humans have ever gone. It is set to be a test run for when humans actually return to the moon

My kids are watching the launch. I stg if something goes wrong i am gonna be so mad I subjected them to this

I might DNF The Poppy War because I think i am too dumb for this book

Ppl on tt are saying they are watering down the gas at the pump. Tell me you arent married to an engine engineer 🤣

Dude in the car wash left his turn signal on the entire time. But like, why?

Climate change is literally rewriting culture. For instance, the perfect date is now March 25th. It's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

If any of you see them and shout WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS and record it you will be my hero.

I want legislation that states every company who has an AI option on their website must have an easy way for users to opt out and not see it on their website anymore. Kinda like how you should have a simple way to end a month to month contract at the gym.

Influencer speak when you only have 127 followers on IG is so silly.

Remember when people were fired for *reposting* accurate quotes from Charlie Kirk after he was killed.

Don't forget to leave out grasshopper cookies tonight. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_U...

did no one stop and ask if the daylight even needed saving?

I like the look of this duffle bag pattern I am making for my 5yo. But I forgot how much I loath the way the pattern writer has you install the lining to the main zipper

I keep seeing journo-types say the best use case for AI is to sift through huge Epstein-drop-style data dumps but I haven't seen any of them talk about the fact that the Venn diagram of AI-pushers and the types of fuckos who are IN Epstein-style data dumps is a circle