Wait Kaillie Humphries is 40? Maybe my midlife crisis is gonna be becoming a world class monobob sledder

I have been singing almost exactly this to pepper for years

Ngl this is a sick prompt for a horror short story. Imagine playing and watching as you see carts slowly drifting of course or sitting on the side of the road

Will you be my (late) valentine? See you later at the P place, then 😌

Destiny 2 please humiliate me

Rosalina's Day Off Chilling out in casual clothes braless drinking some brewskis while laying on a couch too small for her to lay on tall girl problems (couldn't be me) #UmbreonVEVO

No joke there is a group of ~20 turkeys who roam my neighborhood, and will just surround my neighbors house and yell. Do not fuck with turkeys.

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

pride

I will never understand how they got away with this shit

prances around gayly, pissing you off

This stupid silly public use imp that everyone loves. Tw. Penis warning for penis. Dont look at penis if you dont penis. Penis. 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈

Bunny Marcille 🐇 #ダンジョン飯

Since everyone else is doing it

If I were a snowboarder my nickname would be The Cloaca

Claudio has a mask now??? 🤼

A song by The Mountain Goats about running away to Japan to live with deer called Going To Nara Is this anything?

This adaptation of Joseph and The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat slaps

Having very normal thoughts atm

Nothing like coming home to a burst pipe yaaaaaay

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

Looks like AI

One teams championship hopes ended, but another team’s are just beginning

This is looking at me like the fucking green goblin mask

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

MacBeth is somewhere crashing out

drake maye has turned into Fake Gaye

I’m glad they reposted this, my brother in law doesn’t care about the game and has spent 75% of the game yelling about bobs burgers and quoting the simpsons so I missed it

dogs who are bunnies (repost)

If I could dress however I want in any situation I fear I would only wear figure skating costumes

Opening a dispensary in Stardew Valley

I’m actually down for this, get everyone off the road please (including me)

🫳 🐲

I know it’s a pipe dream but revolution pls 🤼

Rodger: What’d you forget?

Woim

Got a light?

Death penalty

I am not a "reply girl" I am "annoying and talking to my friends as much as possible because I love them". learn the difference.

S H R I M P

Soon.