What are the chances of Brian popping his clogs or going doolally before he gets around to updating his will #TheArchers

I thought you couldn’t be arsed to check up on Carol, Alan? #TheArchers

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Sowing A wise man once said As you sow, so shall you reap #JustSaying

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Lamb One more sleepless night The lamb of god sacrificed Uncertain respite

Only 4 and a bit hours left. Could every single person listen to my podcast before we all go.

Don’t forget! The doomsday clocks go forward tonight.

Can’t believe we don’t get Power Plant Day off.

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Pond Still waters run deep However this humble pond Is barely a foot

I also put my head on one side as if I understand any of this nonsense #TheArchers

Good luck Artemis II The Other Side by Public Service Broadcasting (song.link/gb/i/1738417...)

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Carp I was just fishing In your ornamental pond No need to carp on merlinbirds.org/species/grah...

Does anyone know what illness this might be? When I woke up this morning I had a fever. My hands felt like two balloons. Then I wrote 12 concept albums about my dad dying in WW2.

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Crunch Time for a big fight I reach for the dice bag and The players handbook

Our daily haiku prompts for 04-11 April Spring hopes eternal. Autumn gives thanks. Feel free to abuse these suggestions any way you like. North South 04/04 Seedlings Maple 04/05 Misty Crunch 04/06 Carp Ripe Grapes 04/07 Pond Cozy 04/08 Lamb Stems 04/09 Sowing Wither 04/10 Grass Apple 04/11 […]

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Seedlings Carefully planted Green shoots reaching for the sun Spring into new life

Oliver is cross #TheArchers

Sounds like Oliver is about to challenge Brian to a duel! #TheArchers

Brian is sounding well oiled tonight #TheArchers

More whine Miranda? #TheArchers

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Hoe Bertie’s dilemma When choosing a garden tool “I say! What hoe, Jeeves?”

Blimey - Miranda doesn’t hang about. Good for her! #TheArchers

It would be quicker to list the women in Borsetshire that Brian hasn’t had an affair with - didn’t he have a thing with Caroline once? #TheArchers

I’m sorry Stella, it’s bad news. You have an irritating toxic lump - she’s called Pip Archer #TheArchers

Good news for our US fans. We now have warehouse stock of Tales from the Old West core book in the US! Shipping prices reduced for US customers. Call to action: please lobby your friendly local gaming stores to get stock in. (Useful addresses in the alt text.) Move 'em out, head 'em up, Rawhide!

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Halt We can never know If any given program Will come to a halt

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Pheasant #Crisp Two pints of lager The posh stuff, please, also a Bag of Pheasant Crisps

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Buds #ColdRain The last day of March Despite the cold rain and wind Vine buds are growing

Don’t touch anything over there - that’s where the bodies are buried #TheArchers

Reposted with ALT cos its funny . How using an algorithim to select photos for your news article is going:

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Crocus Submerged shoots surface Slowly seeking spring sunshine Surprising saffron

If you see this, post a concert photo you took.

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Till Constant vigilance Unexpected items in Bagging area

Our daily haiku prompts for 28-Mar to 04-Apr. Thank you for your efforts each day. Only suggestions. Use them (or not) as you will. North South 03/28 Thunder Mums 03/29 Till Orchids 03/30 Crocus Sardine 03/31 Buds Cold Rain 04/01 Pheasant Crisp 04/02 Waning Halt 04/03 Hoe Hay Field 04/04 […]

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#DailyHaikuPrompt #Chrysanthemums Since the age of gods An unbroken lineage Chrysanthemum Throne

Would you like a cinnamon bun to go with that lovely English wine? #TheArchers

Bada-bing! #TheArchers

Don’t forget your peanuts Helen - much like the wages you pay Tracy. #TheArchers

This episode of #TheArchers is brought to you by sparkling English wine - mmmm! Lovely!

Book Club Detective season - join us on the first Sunday of the month

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Willows Walking in the woods Wistfully wondering why Willows are weeping

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Dragonfly Dancing and darting Then hovering, silent and still On gossamer wings

Finally got around to watching Blue Lights - disappointed that none of the characters have said that they’re looking forward to listening to #TheArchers

Might I humbly direct you to my Blaydon Grange RPG? finncullen.itch.io/blaydon-gran...

#DailyHaikuPrompt #PampasGrass Here we see the home Of the suburban swinger Marked by pampas grass

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Shell One thing is now clear They knew, they all bloody knew Doomed us all to hell

Helen is stale and needs throwing out! #TheArchers