Sorted out my four month old grandson.

Nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing, could go wrong with this.

Phew. And… relax.

Was it a good England performance? No. But did individual players show grit and determination in adversity? Also no. But will we learn from this experience? No. Is it coming home? Absolutely no.

Kane. I hate that Spurs fucker, but he delivers for England. Merest tip of the hat to him.

Woot fucking woot. Come on you twats.

Jesus Christ, this is thin gruel from England.

It’s time for some ice cold soju.

Thanks AEG aircon unit and solar panels.

Sorted. Mugs, stickers, and bags. All live on the shop now. www.redbubble.com/people/grows...

My wife has requested that the Hugo Spritz is her cocktail for the summer.

Zero interest in the WC this year. Normally, we have the England and Belgian flags out. I have a flowchart to record the match outcomes. Not this year. Fuck it and fuck FIFA.

Big score on the Soju front at the Asian supermarket.

With the anniversary of D-Day almost upon us, why not treat yourself to a suitably-themed mug? www.redbubble.com/people/uktan...

Disappointed in the result, but not the players. I love this squad. We go again.

Received my copy of the Veiled God for Barbarians of Lemuria from Ludospherik. As with all their stuff, it’s absolutely beautiful.

Mostly a good final day of the season. Satisfying to see City and Chelsea both lose, but tempered by Spurs surviving the drop.

They certainly had his number.

Settled in to celebrate. This day could only get better if Spurs go down (unlikely I know, but a boy can dream).

In case you’re wondering, “lower value human capital” are flesh and blood human beings.

Yes! Champions! This one is for my mate Colin who passed away in March. He would have been absolutely made up by this. Thank you Bournemouth, well played.

I've been playing a lot of Windrose the past few weeks and really enjoying it. Absolutely beautiful PVE game and it's great hearing your crew sing some shanties as you sail the seas exploring new islands to plunder.

On the autoroute de soleil and having to be inspired by the messages from the French traffic authorities such as “like your life, not your smartphone.” Okay.

Chapeau!

As a follow up on this, the illumination from the bonfires last night was very pretty and, honestly, you could barely hear the screams of the sacrifices.

Some deeply weird regional stuff in deepest, darkest France.

Well, well, well.

Proud to be the 124th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Ruttigers Almanac, TTRPG & Toolkit! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/r...

I had a meeting with a young Ukrainian high level official today. He was just a little under half my age. I asked him what he did before his current position. He said he was in digital services and then in Kursk killing North Koreans. Slava Ukraini.

First post Brexit passport. Sad fucking times. Desperately sad fucking times.

The first game in the Gamer’s Tactical Combat Series (bought when it came out in 1989) and the last game of the TCS series.

Safely ensconced back in Brussels. New EU entry rules causing chaos at the airport. 2-3 hour border control wait. Luckily for me, my organisation is exempt and I now get to use the diplomatic queue, so it took me about 10 minutes. My wife still won the race with her Belgian passport.

I don’t think there’s any gloss or spin that can be put on this result. We never looked like we could win. Players are just knackered.

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I had told myself that I wouldn’t order any gaming stuff while I’m here in the US. Then MMP had to do a 25% off sale. Couldn’t be helped really.

Listen, I can explain this.

Fantastic news for Hungary, the EU, and NATO. Hungarians deserved better than this corrupt Russian puppet.

I saw these two shops next to each other and had to take a photo. Match made in heaven methinks.

Massively honoured to be invited to chat bobbins at this year’s virtual Grogmeet Now, this does mean you all have 12 days to buy our new issue so I get to make a triumphant appearance as a canny media magnate to rival Murdoch and not as the broken shell of a man that I currently am

This is at 11 am!! not PM

We brought all the necessary materials to make some traditional Belgian newborn boxes (full of good Belgian chocolate). These are for my daughter’s office.

I’m feeling feisty today because my grandson is exactly two weeks old. I’m sad that he’s been born into such a shitty world. Sadly, I’m not going to let you see his beautiful face because fuck AI and social media (also, he can’t consent to it).

We had to vote in the guys who wanted to blow the world up. Otherwise, we would have had to accept that Helen, the transgender lady in accounting with pink hair, was a human being after all.

I haven’t been able to get excited about Artemis II because the same people ultimately behind it are also blowing up children indiscriminately.

Whiskey and soda is a criminally underrated drink.

Me, right now.

So, I’m walking around here and it’s striking to realise that the majority of people here voted for Trump so are absolute morons. Anyway, here’s a picture of a bird and a snake.

Off to the US to see my newborn grandson. Can’t wait to see him, but not looking forward to the physical journey.

I bet she does.