"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

At some point in the next five to three hundred years Tom Cruise is going to die, and last year i would've said that will be the weirdest celebrity funeral, and it still might be but they'll have to go extra hard to one up the Kirk funeral/really/bonanza.

@julialepetit.bsky.social Togedemaru has won Pokemon tournaments. www.youtube.com/shorts/BbKoa...

IDK if @sajamfgc.bsky.social has already set the contestants for the next slam, but I would love to see @wolfeglick.bsky.social and @julialepetit.bsky.social to be involved in a Slam at some point. I just think it'd be fun.

No, all that /you/ are saying is "give peace a chance." I was saying "give bees to France." We are not the same.

Bach composed over one thousand musical pieces that codified a series of rules and guidelines that came to epitomise Baroque music because in late 1864 and early 1865 his mum took Tylenol.

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Does it not blow everyone's mind how many of these are still going, and readily available this information is? They're so confident that we won't care that they didn't even change their company names, and apparently they're right? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busines...

I don't want to be culturally insensitive to Turkish street vendors, but if I bought an ice-cream and the guy started fucking with me like that I'd simply start crying. I just love ice-cream so much and they're so mean.

Disney's most recent cowardice was the kick up the arse I needed to finally cancel Disney+ and subscribe to the @killjamesbond.bsky.social patron and... They played the Goldeneye /single player/!? I knew they were perverts, but I didn't know how bad it was, lol.

The most devastating criticism that @killjamesbond.bsky.social can give is that a movie is "barely homoerotic," and they're right.

Grand Masters tend to be one of three things: a leader of an order of knights, a top level chess player, or a rapper.

@killjamesbond.bsky.social Dr. Kelso is the hospital administrator, Dr Cox is Dr Kelso's Monster.

@bishonentype.bsky.social @altwatcher.bsky.social Just listened to your episode of It Could Happen Here, and it's a weird one. I remember following Alt National Park Service for a bit, because I thought it was a meme account, but then they started an ARG and I don't have the patience for that, lol.

No, the *chef* is called Ratatouille, you're thinking of Ratatouille's monster.

Movie idea: two celebrities trapped in a lift - one SNL legend infected with rabies, the other a multi-platinum RnB and pop music producer who must cunningly avoid him in "Will feral Will Feral feral wily Farrell Williams?"

Does anyone remember that time Harry Whittington apologised to Dick Cheney for being shot by him?

Hindenburg (the guy) would probably love that zeppelin explosion in hindsight, because when people think of "Hindenburg disaster" they think of the Led Zeppelin album artwork and not the German president rolling over and letting Hitler take charge, because in the long run one he was clearly worse.

@killjamesbond.bsky.social If you're looking for suggestions for heist movies that might do well with your *neurotypical* audience and would also be a good collab with one or both of the @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social boys, may I suggest the 1986 film Malcolm? It feature's Melbourne's trams!

In high school history classes we get told that Hitler was a charismatic speaker, and we hear clips of hip shouting at crowds, but I don't speak German so I just took their word for it. But I hear Trump shout mumble his way through a dozen half completed sentences... is that what Hitler was like?

The boy from Spy Kids married Meghan Trainor!?

Every time someone on @killjamesbond.bsky.social says the word "Zenagatafication" I get an earworm of it to the tune of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vidda and zone out for about 30 seconds.

Ask not for whom the bell-ends, it ends for thee.

@jamieloftus.bsky.social Have you seen this week's episode of Game Changer? It briefly includes your special subject.

IDK if a decision has been made about merging the 2022 Batman film with the 2025 Superman universe, but if @jamesgunn.bsky.social decides not to and is looking for a more cartoony Riddler, I've always thought @stephencolbert.bsky.social would be great, and I hear he's going to be available soon.

Oh my god, they're doing the meme.

the line all the free market zombies rehearse is about minimum wage jobs being entry-level positions not intended to provide sustaining income & it’s such a transparent clever-boy line. 1 bedroom is entry level lodging. A job should pay for it & you should have 2/3 of your pay left over

I was wondering "if Sam Raimi can do both Evil Dead and Spider-Man and be distinctly Rami in both, then would it be that weird for Cannibal Corpse to do a pop album?" Then I realised that's kind of Poppy, lol. Do both at the same time and it's Babymetal, and they rock.

With the Superman movie this week, and @theabigailthorn.bsky.social mentioning in an old @killjamesbond.bsky.social episode they should do some of those movies, I think they should have @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social on for that. I think the vibes would match with their Game is Ons and Kaufman Stars.

Whenever people threaten to become the Joker, they usually mean the Heath Ledger of Joaquin Phoenix version, but if shit doesn't stop being so serious I'm going to become Caesar Romero Joker and run for mayor whilst challenging cops to surfing competitions.

@postoctobrist.bsky.social You probably get this all the time, but Chicken Run is the Great Escape, not James Bond. Also it's not an anime.

Here’s JD Vance-influencer Curtis Yarvin advocating a return to slavery. So that’s how things are going on this July 4th.

I don't think NYT should know peace until they divulge the full chain of decision making that led to the laundering of Nazi propaganda against a leading anti-fascist politician the same day fascism was codified in Congress.

This bill will impoverish millions while granting vast resources to despicable mercenaries. The only way to halt the rise of the police state is to make it so shameful to don a uniform that they can't recruit enough goons to fill their ranks. In fact—the uprising of 2020 temporarily achieved that.

Needed this reminder today.

The New York Times is protecting their Nazi source from light criticism.

Kinda a classic "I like waffles" "so you hate pancakes" moment here but my implication is not that those are the conditions in which we should house people, just that the gov can mobilize and build structures when they want to and no one asks about costs or red tape if it's a prison camp

If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to

Am I the only one that thinks Ted Danson looks like Ron Perlman's bisexual cousin? (/pos)

@killjamesbond.bsky.social has me wanting to be whisked away on an Odyssey of four distinct Chinese meals, lol.

@dilfosaur.bsky.social A Pokemon world champion brought a Larry-ass team to a massive tournament, if you want something to put in the background for an hour or two. youtu.be/Ln_3biM5U5c?...

The existence of girlbosses implies the existence of girlemployees and I hope they girlunionise. Power to the girlpeople.

Do you ever think about how weird it is that Mikhail Gorbachev was in Zangief's story mode in Street Fighter 2?

@electrolemon.bsky.social Presented without comment: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fas... [SPOILERS] Congratulations.

Remember that time when everyone noticed the world was getting worse and a lot of people decided that the problem was the year 2016 rather that the systems of control and the maniacs that hijacked them?

@hbomberguy.bsky.social Do you ever play fighting games; and if not, would you if you had one of these? (If so, which ones?)

@killjamesbond.bsky.social I'm still working my way through the pod, and I'm at Transporter 2 and the dilemma of what to call large henchpersons has been raised. IDK if you've come to a solution, but may I suggest Abigail, after the Street Fighter and Final Fight character? (He/him Canadian truck.)

I see a lot of people saying @miawong.bsky.social (aka "the ICE must be destroyed lady") must be feeling good for being so publicly vindicated, but I'm not sure it feels great for Casandra to tell the Trojan corpses that she told them so. See also: climate change.

@theabigailthorn.bsky.social I know you probably get this question a lot, but how do you feel about people watching your old videos? I was trying to explain that philosophical liberalism is not the same as a colloquial liberal and your old videos seemed perfect, but it feels wrong to watch them now?

@devononearth.bsky.social I've been gradually catching up on Kill James Bond, and as an Australian I love any Ben Mendelsohn impression. No need to feel insecure about it, it was charming.