just like their total surprise to find that the Epstein file pedos include Donald Trump and that the “deep state” isn’t a mysterious democratic cabal, but rather a loose collusion between Trump , Putin, and wealthy oligarchs from across the world out to enrich themselves and enslave the rest of us.

Cartoon by David Horsey.

„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences. It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.

Crockett on MTG resigning: "Honestly, I was like, you got to be kidding. You're on the other side of the president for one week and you can't take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes."

I'm not saying Pam Bondi is evil, but Macbeth broke up with her.

call your Representative and your Senators 202-224-3121 ask them to get behind the impeach convict and remove movement www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B-U...

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

I guess “TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS, WHITE HOUSE SAYS” is the new "I am not a crook."

Lost in our cancer of a president calling for hanging members of the House and Senate is the fact that Trump is also DEFENDING HIS ILLEGAL ORDERS TO THE MILITARY

Look, about the ghost. We haven't actually registered an apparition / cold spot / odd noise in this house. (Unless you count a few customers asking the name of the white cat. Our cats are orange and tortoiseshell...?) So we usually disappoint ghost hunters. That said... Her name is Claire. 🧵

The President of the United States is publicly calling for the political prosecution of his political opponents, urging the death penalty because they urged soldiers to uphold the rule of law. This should be front page news everywhere. It is not, which tells much about how we got to this point.

She’s not going to release the full Epstein files Bondi is a liar loyal to her pervy, piggy client

Let me get this straight: The Trump admin. is taking in billions of dollars from tariffs—which are paid for by Americans in the form of higher prices—and are now talking about giving the money back, but people shouldn’t spend it? What is the point of all this?

Remember when we were all about taking down terrorists and the networks that financed them? Now they get red carpet treatment at the White House, presidential pardons and investment opportunities with America. Times sure have changed.

"But some animals are more equal than others." -George Orwell, Animal Farm

Saying "Quiet piggy" to a female journalist on the eve of the Epstein files vote is a red lights flashing, sirens-blaring perp self-own.

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Today’s Substack: 2editorial toons and a mob hit

Lately I’ve been thinking a lot about the child I was at 15.

At least the 2008 crash was about a bet that housing would never decline. The next one will be about betting that six companies who sell each other magic beans would never decline

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Jeffries: "It's unbelievable that for 7 plus weeks Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva has been denied the ability to serve more than 800,000 people in Arizona because Republicans are running a pedophile protection program."

So apparently senators must now be notified in advance if their phone records are requested during the investigation of a crime. No one else, just senators. So they're free to crime and can't be investigated without notice. This is so wrong, but it's great for senators who want to commit crimes.

From street marches to court battles to the ballot box - we’ve challenged the power of this exceptionally unpopular president. The lesson from each success we've had is that we need to ramp the political pressure up, always up, not back down, now more than ever.

In 2001, terrorists tried to destroy the White House with a hijacked plane. 24 years later, the president of the United States accepted a plane from people funding terrorists and destroyed the White House himself.🔄

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

SNAP benefits will be gone, small businesses will suffer, insurance premiums will double, air traffic will be delayed/halted: All of these things are happening because when the gov't shutdown ends, the Epstein Files get released.

CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @deadder.bsky.social )

As of today (by my count) Sen. Blumenthal has sent letters to all 43 donors to Trump's ballroom project who were previously anonymous but now public—plus 3 firms contracted by the White House—seeking info on the terms of contributions and why they were not previously disclosed

One Halloween I dressed up as the GOP's Healthcare plan. I never made it out of the House.

happy Halloween

I'm a nobody so I can say this outloud: Zohran is wonderful, running a positive campaign but part of the joy is that seeing Cuomo fall reminds us that all petty tyrants fall, whether from elections, prisons, revolutions or the big sleep. Bullies out of power remind us there are really are no kings.

if one is worried about voting for the "lesser of two evils" then just imagine what it will be like when the greater of the two evils wins

JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing. Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵

Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year. That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare. Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.

Outside looking in…

"Neighbors ran out of homes in bathrobes, pajamas and even Halloween costumes — federal agents tackled a man in a banana suit. "A 68-year-old was pulled out of his car and thrown into the pavement. They knocked over a bike rider. And everyone’s still screaming at them, telling them to get out."