iran probably don't know it but they could get trump to completely throw israel under the bus forever in exchange for a golden statuette with 'strait of hormuz winner' written on it

pokemon vets complaining champions isn't Showdown HD at launch and vowing to never play it again meanwhile i make the most basic switch prediction against a 15 year old japanese boy and i run around the room cheering like im the Bobby Fischer of Rock Paper Scissors

I feel incredible kinship with this worm

As a Denverite, this cannot stand, we can’t have all of our sports teams be great there needs to be a bad one to take the heat

Always seeing men boycott but not once seen them girlcott? Something to think about

on the one hand, pronouns that some people don't like, on the other hand, wiping out entire civilizations. who can say really.

The possibility of Armageddon on the same night as a new Pokémon game releases feels right for our dystopia

The dissonance of these photos and what they represent for humanity juxtaposed with the commander of the world’s most powerful military threatening a new genocide against 90 million people like is a cliffhanger for a reality tv show has me feeling quite indescribably

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

everything about us and the earth and the entire universe is so lovely and precious and i have such profound hate for everyone threatening that

Birth of (Pory)Caine(-Z) #theamazingdigitalcircus #pokemon #porygon #caine

Every Castlevania game is about going into a room and there’s just some asshole.

I try not to have soda, but my job has a sponsorship deal with Coke where they mail our office cases upon cases of soda and Topo Chico and Liquid Death, you’d be crazy to think I’m not having a free Cherry Coke Zero with lunch

mentally I am here

fuck the new york times

🔍🪧🔠📮

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

me and who lady-and-the-tramping The Glizzila at the Rockies game in front of terrified onlookers?

anyone want to start a band?

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My tribute to Sudowoodo using the new Inflatable Sudowoodo item that was released in Pokopia today.

I AM THE BIG RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES

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Pokémon Champions supposed leaks when they suggest Mega Excadrill Is getting anything besides Sand Rush

:D

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

Crunchwrap loves having his paws held so much he sometimes tries to put three or all of his feet in my hands when he’s sleeping. he’s a literal baby

The Rockies are on pace to finish the season with 0 wins and 162 losses.

I’m not sure how passenger sex life is correlated to light rail capacity Google

I can’t express how lucky it feels that Denver’s local VGC scene is so awesome. Not only super strong players, but very chill and sociable people, with growing diversity. Really cool bunch of ~30 year olds playing competitive Pokémon. Huge fan 👍👍

Crunchwrap Supreme caturday

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying https://theonion.com/rising-conservative-star-just-guy-wearing-nazi-armband-1849855062/

I feel like this shot I got in Pokopia goes unnecessarily hard

QTP with your favorite dark type Pokémon

I’ve never seen a picture of a chicken go harder than this

post a non religious picture you think of as holy

raichu and magnemite ko-fi request!

“AI chuds can go kick rocks” is the friendliest message I can say about this event

Spring weather sweater check

without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?

Very grateful I chose the optimal time to move to a place where I can walk to work and a grocery store. This almost makes up for when I moved across the country for a career pivot in February of 2020 😅

What did they mean by this 😭

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

look at this baby beaver and feel better briefly (@ wildheartrescue on TT)

I will always do one of these given the opportunity!! My fave Pokemon from each generation 🗣️ Gen 1: Raichu Gen 2: Crobat Gen 3: Armaldo Gen 4: Magnezone Gen 5: Serperior Gen 6: Vivillon Gen 7: Alolan Marowak Gen 8: Cramorant Gen 9: Iron Bundle

55th at Houston 🙌 very fun event, and my local scene all did exceptionally well! Love this silly video game!

goblynne would be a pretty name for a girl who is a goblin

I only just got to the airport to leave and I’m already missing Crunchy 😭