Every day I grow less confident that his death will result in any timely and meaningful change, but more insistent that he deserves to burn in hell regardless

This but NUTGUZZLER42 is genuine and represents nearly 40% of America

It is February 6th. On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo.

banger alert

They turned on the AC on the light rail lmao

touch tank

hi good morning

AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/

Valid to have any range of feelings regarding this project, but I’m just incredibly relieved it wasn’t a 2028 presidential campaign announcement

Mega Man Legends 3

bro you are the governor???

Getting keys to my new apartment on Friday, already my 4th place in this city since 2021. Hoping to not move again for a very long time 😴

Cramorant appreciation post

“oh what hogwarts house am i? sorry do you know that jk rowling was a friend of jeffery epstein and spends every penny she gets from harry potter in her crusade to let people see children’s genitals?”

oh he did another! 🚫🧊 #art

about to spend most of the day at IKEA, if I don’t make it back please eat a meatball in memory of me

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If anyone was questioning how so many wealthy elites can be unshakably loyal to Trump, it turns out it’s because they’re literally all pedophiles and Trump has the receipts lmao. And they control the government and the media. I hate to give it to QAnon but they were pretty close to the truth

they were the monsters all along, aspirationally projecting their own repressed monstrousness onto others to create a permission structure to finally unleash their inner monster

Conflating loathing AI to include pessimism of technology as a whole, including *digital watches* is so funny to me. Anyway I’m thrilled to be on these blocklists but I must confess I have no disdain for watches, unfortunately

broke: jews aren't white woke: italians aren't white bespoke: scandinavians aren't white

Gigantamax Rayquaza #pokemon #fakemon

incredible things are happening on discord 👍

Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.

As much as I’ve been a lifetime hater of American culture’s obsession with “don’t tell me what to do”, it might be an important element of getting out of this shitshow

As a society we need to move on from “TGIF” to “ALIAWFWTD”, which obviously stands for “At least it’s another Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil”

The party of free speech? Oh no, we don’t care about that, we just want to say slurs with impunity in the workplace

Just list his crimes! Just keeping listing them!! Fucking Dems keeping pretending he’s operating in a normal political theater. He’s not. He’s a pedophile, he’s selling pardons, he wants war with Greenland, he’s sending masked goons to execute people on the street! I’M LOSING MY GODDAMN MINDDDDD

this chud has all of his nefarious schemes foiled by Crash Bandicoot

bad week 2026 day 19 - 4 very rude dogs

i am so tired of these genital obsessed freaks wasting public dollars to fund these stupid laws so they can inspect the genitals of children. these people are freaks. they don't belong in polite society. is this all you do all day? a government salary to inspect genitals? fucking weirdo freaks.

Early to bed and early to rise gives a bro time to game with the guys

I can’t help myself from doing these sometimes, sue me! 🔴🔴🔴🔴⭕ Earthbound 🔴🔴🔴⭕⭕ Metroid 🔴⭕⭕⭕⭕ Star Fox 🔴🔴⭕⭕⭕ Mario 🔴🔴🔴⭕⭕ Rhy.Heaven 🔴⭕⭕⭕⭕ WarioWare 🔴🔴⭕⭕⭕ Donkey Kong 🔴🔴⭕⭕⭕ Kirby 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 Pokémon ⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ F-Zero 🔴🔴⭕⭕⭕ Zelda 🔴🔴🔴🔴⭕ Fire Emblem 🔴🔴🔴🔴⭕ Pikmin 🔴🔴🔴⭕⭕ Animal Crossing ⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ Splatoon ⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ Xenoblade

dems tell us that lefty policies are pie-in-the-sky demands with no basis in practical, electoral politics and then one guy runs on those policies and they’re like “we gotta kill him”

Photographing Crunchwrap sniffing a corndog is going to be a weekly activity. Follow my profile for weekly Crunchwrap sniffing corndog pics

Queen's Gambit, but it's Tic-Tac-Toe

After sharing this on Discord I was told that I am “very paladizard coded” so I will take that as a compliment

Me trying to relate to kids nowadays

Extremely funny and on the nose that a conservative finds people holding convictions that do not involve money “terrifying”

My talented friend @kamihada.bsky.social made this gorgeous piece on my Toronto top 4, HOW FREAKING COOL IS THIS?! Do give them some love 🥰

“you can’t just ABOLISH a government agency, it has a role to fulfill” -Schumer, probably, while the Department of Education lay dead on the side of the highway

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

not now kitten, daddy is catastrophizing

This is relatively very low on my priority list, but I think it isn’t discussed often enough that the US National Anthem desperately needs to be replaced. The poetry describes little else besides imperial might, and believe it or not, the composition itself is exclusionary and arguably fascist