I made a straw page!! If you’d like to marvel at my design skills, leave me a secret message, or hypnotize yourself by staring at a spinning Cramorant richiban.straw.page

Pointing to a girls airpods on the train and mouthing "Hoobastank?"

good morning to balds

today’s teens (reasonably) misappropriating addressing “chat” as referring to an LLM chatbot, instead of its stream-chat origin, is so deeply heartbreaking to me personally

Crouton, in the kitchen, with the knife 😱

arm wrestling competition between Lance Armstrong, Neil Armstrong, and Louis Armstrong

DATA CENTERS - dashare.zone ADMIN

debating whether or not I should bust out my reserve “president died” bottle of champagne for the AI bubble burst, if that comes sooner

Ranking of types of cat names: - food items - animals or fantasy creatures - military grade weapons - power tools - office hardware - incredibly normal human names - onomatopoeia

One of my most telling millennial traits is that as soon as espresso martinis became a fad, I tried one and became completely on board

Delayed #caturday

the game master itch has crept in!! Got Descent into Avernus and am going to run it for my vgc locals starting this summer 🫡

Comedia

“ladies and gentlemen… da weekend”

daily guy

Pointing at cats is one of the most essential features of our mutualism with them

congratulations, graduates. i'm honored to speak at your commencement. this is a proud moment for you, your family, and your friends. the future is in your hands. and the most important task of the future is to feed the Gaping Maw (students start booing, one student yells "fuck the gaping maw")

they should make a garlic bread centric restaurant. where you can order flights of garlic bread and fine wines designed to pair with garlic bread

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My wife says things to me such as "You are wrong" and "Did you win the wrong lottery" whereas the computer tells me I am smart and handsome in a pleasing monotone. Is it then any surprise that men are leaving wife for computer

“ladies and gentlemen… da weekend”

healing wish

BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery

Started my millionth BG3 save because I had a hankering to play a throw-barbarian dwarf named Chuck

champions doodle

Mint is an S tier flavor and I’m tired of pretending it’s just for dental care and ice cream

#caturday Crunchwrap Supreme

noo stop we can’t let them find out about this!!

this is what having a chatty cat is all about. there’s nothing quite like losing a debate with a mischievous creature who lives in your house

This is a threat

OOOKEEE 🐵 #monkeywatch #rhythmheaven #pokemon #art

i dont like him so i made him Ugly

gsc [ #pokemon ]

still one of my favorite short form videos

Mouse who disagrees with what you just said: “Erm, squeak for yourself!”

So far in 2026, I’ve had 33.5x more hot dogs than I’ve had alcoholic drinks I don’t think there’s a particularly virtuous conclusion to be drawn here

May #promosky! he/him | 31 | Denver 🎮 Pokémon, Fire Emblem, Hollow Knight, and more! 🎲 TTRPGs, including the PokéD&D podcast I’m a member of (@dunsparcecast.bsky.social) 🖼️ Art of all media! 🐈 My cat, Crunchwrap Supreme 🌍 Leftist, ally, anti-AI Follow if we’d get along!

inspired by a conversation with a stranger on Discord

5 topics I could give an hour-long talk on: 1. Video game soundtrack is opera’s successor 👾 2. Landlocked states can have good sushi 🍣 3. The amazing 4 year Pokémon D&D story I shared with my friends 🎲 4. We need to completely change the visual design of US currency 💵 5. How cool the cosmos is 🌌

A whimsical pig is an essential item for any workplace

This is what I show to the bouncer to enter the club

Looking for Pokémon sleep friends! Just pruned my friend list. I’m at over 1k sleeps now and I always pick the most desirable candy to share 🙂‍↕️

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