me after eating one (1) BelGioioso Fresh Mozzarella Cheese Snack

No one is funnier than Anna Garcia, she is comedy incarnate

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This is tough!! But I’ll do my best My top 10 games of all time: 🥇 Earthbound 🥈 Hollow Knight 🥉 Pokémon Emerald 🏅 Final Fantasy 7 🏅 Mega Man Legends 🏅 Lisa the Painful 🏅 Baldur’s Gate 3 🏅 Fire Emblem Echoes 🏅 Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate 🏅 Civilization V

I haven’t played deltarune, but I have immense affinity for this guy

me when my girl takes her top off

Magnezone drawn in the classic art style! 🔩 🧲 🔩 👁️ 👁️‍🗨️ 👁️ 🧲 🧲

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It is a shame that Wario is decried as a villain for his love of garlic. I think garlic has quite an agreeable flavor, and enjoying it is an auspicious pastime. Feel free to like and share if you are a garlic enjoyer and believe Wario deserves a chance at redemption.

Country's got a real joy deficit above everything else. Knicks win, World Cup going well until Trump ruined them is proof of that. Just create constant excuses for celebrations and parties. We need excuses to hang out more than we need maybe literally anything else, economically.

always hearing terrible news about that platner guy. at this point i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that he had an actual nazi tattoo on his chest. i bet everyone would immediately cease supporting him to avoid embarrassing themselves, if that happened

Richiban lore— one of my earliest memories of bullying was in elementary school, we were assigned to do a report on a local native animal we liked. I chose opossums because I think they’re great and cute and some girls called me “roadkill” for a few years 😭 I was more upset they didn’t like possums

Alolan marowak

we need to bring “behold!” back to our lexicon. by reading this you are agreeing to help me revive “behold”; you are a beholder

icon vs user

She think on my therefore til I am

Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!

Rhythm Heaven really is about as joyful as games get

Magnemite drawn in the original art style! 🧲👁️🧲

rhythm heaven is so funny

Mamdani: "As we mark 250 years ... we see the wealthiest country -- one where children go to sleep hungry while the world's first trillionaire hungers for more ... we see masked agents terrorizing our streets, eating food cooked by undocumented neighbors before spiriting them away in unmarked vans"

idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

Rhythm Heaven is such a joy!! Just thoroughly delightful and whimsical and silly. Great energy for a video game, and very satisfying to play

July #promosky! he/him | 31 | Denver Video games (lately: Pokémon, Fire Emblem)! TTRPGS (I’m in a podcast one @dunsparcecast.bsky.social)! Art (all kinds)! Animals (especially my cat)! Stupid memes (I have a soft spot for “she x on my y til I z” jokes) Pleased to meet you!

"Pokemon" is short for "pocket monsters". "Digimon" is short for "digital monsters". Therefore, "salmon" is short for "saltwater monsters". (You might object: salmon spend a big part of their life in freshwater. But pokemon spend a big part of their life outside pockets too!)

Finally, the event where they’ll crown the Pokémon Champions Champions of Champions Champion

*nodding solemnly with full comprehension* yes, I see. there’s a special kind of kid who can’t play sports or go to the bathroom

professional election losers

if testosterone is so good, why haven’t they made testostertwo?? checkmate, liberals

daily guy

this is insane lmfao

I just ate too much homemade fried rice. Enjoy this picture of tall Crunchwrap

This qualifier of a last sentence is KILLING me omfg

daily guy

Nintendo about to reach industry dominance at levels not seen since the SNES

do you ever just swallow your saliva wrong and then you have a painful bubble in your throat all morning or is that just a me thing

AI is in this weird spot where it's simultaneously being touted as this miraculous thing and yet if you ask anyone who uses it they don't want others to know it was used because they'll be branded as a hack-job moron.

you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

promising actual policies is pretty helpful at the getting votes thing

new physical Fairy type attack: Diva Down

Some Dragonite for summer :] #pokemon #dragonite #watercolor #kanto

she divine pulse on my sword of the creator til I profess ‘er

All future consoles may cost a bare minimum of $1000 but at least you can ask chatgpt if it's raining outside

They should let me play Fortune’s Weave early because I am pure of heart and rather auspicious

anyone else’s cats obsessed with going in the fridge? Not for the food, just to hang out? Just mine?