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I am hearing that on his deathbed Lindsey Graham received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Brent Crude is up 6% already and I’m still about 3 coffees away from my lunch break

Mitch McConnell somehow outlived The Nash Equilibrium

marine insurance premiums be like

I’m numb, staring slack-jawed at this game. Chaos is normal. Normal is chaos. Finkel is Einhorn.

This is the soccer version of the Blue Jays/Rangers/Jose Bautista dinger game

I think England spent so much energy on those 2 goals and hit the altitude wall

AFCON goalkeepers

gonna rant on this for a second on why the DSA has been ascendant in the past year: Democrat voters are highly pragmatic and routinely compromise on sincerely held beliefs for the sake of “electability”, a notion reinforced by Dem leaders and media figures that Dems must moderate to win elections.

Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave."

AFCON goalkeepers

Up the Buffs. Up the Kiros. Up the Weiser. eat shit, Michael Bennett. open.spotify.com/track/1ne9wO...

The Summer of New York baby

BREAKING NYT: A New York City panel just voted to freeze rents for nearly one million rent-stabilized apartments — fulfilling one of Mayor Zohran Mamdani's key campaign promises and handing the mayor a major policy win six months into his tenure.

discourse NUKE just dropped

on their post-election zoom call, NYC-DSA says twice as many people used their ballot lookup tool in NY-8 (Hakeem Jeffries’ district) than in NY-13 (Darializa Avila Chevalier’s district). Interesting implication being made there.

Anarchist Mr. Rogers stays winning

every single DSA candidate won their primaries today. 10-for-10 sweep.

Zohran showing up to work tomorrow

Shakira Law:

It is primary day, my dudes

The fun part of Uruguay is that each guys plays like they are 10% possessed by Luis Suarez. It’s like a whole ass soccer team of JR Smiths.

Curaçao:

absolutely brutal from Ronaldo there. Poetically selfish and washed.

yo gravel throat have you ever met a single baseball player

I genuinely think it is a good idea for political and utilitarian reasons for liberals/leftists to unapologetically mock and criticize white trash culture. Use the same playbook the GOP has used to defame cities and brown people and flip it onto decrepit rural white areas.

I was holding it together until that ad to buy championship gear and I broke down in tears

It’s not Wembanyama’s fault he’s used to French men violating people’s personal space without consequences

Regardless of who is in the White House in 2029, the capitalists must pay for their crimes.

to put into perspective how much a trillion dollars is, if you spent $1 million every single day beginning when Cleopatra was born in 69 BC, you’d still have about $234 billion left over today

The Spurs scored 30 points in the first 7 minutes 45 seconds of the game and scored 30 points in the last 24 minutes 58 seconds of the game

Im shaking im crying im vomiting I’m laughing I’m dying I AM ALIVE

Unreal. The sage worked.

TOO BIG TO RIG

The mojo is back

The boos just got 10 decibels louder

Spoken like a guy who’s definitely calling the shots

If someone from the Heritage Foundation accused Talarico of physically abusing their child while Talarico was their teacher, and had no other evidence or witnesses to corroborate their story, every single liberal would justifiably be skeptical. Just throwing that out there.

The only woman with bad stories about Platner in this article worked for the The Heritage Foundation from 2015-22 and has since worked for other conservative non-profits and republican campaigns. I’m just not buying it when multiple other women defended Platner and said he was a decent guy.

gimme a fuckin break man

I think it’s worth speculating whether Ali made a good faith effort in this race or whether he just collected donations and made TikTok’s part-time.

Mussab Ali seems like a thoroughly decent guy, but any political aspirations he may have just died in spectacular fashion. Losing to Gold Bars Jr by 40 points is unfathomable.

Incredible omen for primary day getting another roll of B+W film back right before polls close #photography #film

it is primary day my dudes

This is totally a vibes guess because there hasn’t been a single poll done for this race, but I think Mussab Ali has a real chance to pull an upset tomorrow. Menendez dropped over $600k last week in digital ad buys. Clearly he thinks this one could be close, and I think it will be.

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