Everyone I would late night phone call to yap has to betrayed me

Me n a 1 year old kid have beef right now

Me, dan, and the 7 other people who watched are devastated to learn that the great north was canceled

Buc-ees is the most American thing I’ve ever seen and i hope I never go to another one. I did buy a shot glass

BROADCASTER: [Voice shaking] They killed him. The Phillies killed Clayton Kershaw. All he's got now is his ring, millions of dollars, and some personal beliefs no one wants to talk about. Oh god the Phanatic is unhinging his snoot and devouring him like a boa. Why is he even here

Nooooo not a pitchers duel, you’re so sexy aha

You wouldn’t marry a chickpea!

We all dressed up like wolves and we looked fire

life is all about eating good food, hanging out with good friends, and getting high and playing hades ii

I AM - dashare.zone ADMIN

hades 2

It was nice knowing everyone, but I’m going to go into a cave to play hades ii for 3 months now - see you on the other side

the hiring of Olivia Nuzzi by Vanity Fair makes the new rules of media clear: ❌ lightly criticizing Charlie Kirk ✅ FaceTime fingerblasting with your story’s subject, RFK Jr.

no one’s talking about how good of a game dungeons and dragons is, I’ve noticed

🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.

reminder that bluesky is a platform for fake fans and haters. if you’re posting about sports, please try to keep it dimwitted and reverberating with spite

I love Philly , but every now and then the neighbors dog takes a smelly shit while ur just trying to enjoy your porch

Kyle Schwarber's wild box score line: 6 4 4 9 with 4 HR Players in history with that line: Kyle Schwarber today That's a wrap on that list. It's just him.

ray toro is so good at guitar it’s literally the craziest thing

mcr philly did Bryce Harper levels of pandering for real

Having a weak ankle ! At the mcr show

Reading a book on my phone ! At the mcr concert

Remember when they gave that little boy his all-star spot and then Cristopher Sanchez ate the Red Sox

i love da buds #ChicagoTrip25

lol, lmao even

Everyday is like a coconut filled with love !

me and andrea were discussing our favorite unexploded bombs in the TSA line #ChicagoTrip25

Why does MCR always have ugly merch? It’s a mystery for the ages

bad bad evil country

A message from the striking municipal workers of Philadelphia:

Solidarity with our city workers! Our sanitation workers start at $45k and our mayor gave herself a 9% raise and created ~15 positions at > $150k salary. They deserve a living wage and we deserve a city without cronyism

What I love about the American healthcare system is that it fuckin sucks

Bad comic day !

You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

Me n Matt realizing that a simic ascendancy was going to win me the game

Hang it in the Louvre ⭐ http://PHILLIES.COM/VOTE ⭐

a vibrant back alley ecosystem in west philly?? its more likely than u think

Bryson Stoat

Chant has shifted to "Fuck Trump, go Birds"

Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit

Ice cream sandwiches don’t get enough credit

famously tough guy

that's right, folks: the cult classic Does That Go Good With Coffee returns this year (probably)

🚨 ALERTA PHILLY 🚨 Hearing from a very credible local source that there may be ICE action tomorrow (Sunday 6/8) in the following areas: 5th and Washington Ave 7th and Snyder Ave 5th and McKean/Wolf Chinatown Let your neighbors know to stay safe and be vigilant. Be ready. Be water.

the democrats should invite Elon to meet with them. tell him that the meeting is on a patch of sticks and leaves that APPEARS to be sitting atop solid ground. but here is the twist,

I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business

I’ve been on a hunt for a specific episode of house hunters …. I fear I will never find it