Blame the Republican Party, who laid down and let DOGE and Trump completely demolish the one solution we had to the screwworm plague.

I’ve spent so much time driving my family around today that Google Maps just texted me: “Bro, go home.”

United States of North Korea. Mortifying for all involved. 🇺🇸 🇰🇵

Pondering when the grey will take over

As The Mandalorian And Grogu rightly puts puppetry centre stage in a movie, a look back at Gremlins 2’s astonishing creature effects. filmstories.co.uk/news/gremlin...

Who’s going? #TheMandalorianandGrogu

Stephen Colbert is an outstanding television host (who employs an amazing staff) and it's a real drag that The Late Show is ending because some business overlords needed to give the president sweet little forehead kisses so he would bless their insatiable greed.

People do realize that this fund isn’t just paying off the supporters, it’s prepaying the next coup

I asked for a slice…of life.

Made the mistake of cutting the grass barefoot this weekend. Two showers later and I’m still rocking green feet like I’m part Hulk, part lawn care professional.

And, of course frozen concentrated orange juice.

Another amazing thrift find

Not the city I want, but the city I deserve

Dear Republicans, Batteries....go learn about batteries

I don't think I will ever tire of the movie, Speed

Fucking duh

I'm a 40 year old father of three, should I be wearing any article of clothing that is made of linen?

One of the outlets to battle my burnout was trying to be creative and reset my mind on something else. Always wanted to write comics, finally put that in motion…digitally. This copy, she is for me.

If Predator is on tv, you have to sit down and watch.

Being a parent is realizing your weekends aren’t “days off,” they’re just unpaid sequels to your work week with worse scheduling and louder coworkers.

First it's Hassett with, "Soaring credit card debt is awesome!" Now it's Duffy with, "Let them eat road trips!"

And yet so few of those decisions seem to upset the Republican donor class. I wonder why that is.

Comfortable in saying, burnout kicked my ass for a while, but finally coming out the other side of it. Started slowing down, taking care of my mental health, and not treating rest like some kind of personal failure. Weirdly it helps. Take care of yourselves. Your brain’s part of the equipment too.

Every time he does this riff about his doctors’ extreme concern for his mental capacity he lists different animals because he can’t remember what the test it the answer was & because he’s a congenital liar which he might think masks his dysfunction but only amplifies it & makes it less sympathetic.

This ain't fucking funny. It's fucking illegal

Shit

This fucking moron. Give away ones hand in negotiations is the dumbest thing you can do. Next to that making this ass hat your party's leader

Class.......sorry I mean ASS!

I'm at the age where I'm being out perverted by my son's search history.

Doing this at The Villages in Florida elevates it to high art

Just because you said “time out” doesn’t mean the game ended

Not only is this not happening, the Chinese dominance of EV’s is a terrifying development for US auto manufacturers.

Putting kids to bed is wild. I walk in like “bedtime,” and five minutes later I’m negotiating water, blankets, and dinosaur facts like I’m closing a deal I don’t understand. I pay for the house… why am I losing?

The face of someone who’s devoted their life to service, science and space exploration needing to listen to some draft-dodging, out-of-shape bozo brag that he easily could’ve been an astronaut.

As a Canadian, I hate this piece of shit individual

Shout-out to the Bond movies for making an evil tech founder a super-villain back in 1985, at least 25-30 years before the rest of us caught on.

even Kim Jong Un has refrained from putting himself on North Korea's passport

Shit on your audience, always a smart move

I stand with Kimmel

It truly seems like it is a “ballroom grift”

Remember counting to the -izzo?

Big loss. Such a legend.

Sounds like a guy you should have a dinner with celebrating the First Amendment.

“Everything is now priced to move!”, buddy then what was priced for originally?

The Trump administration is launching a new program to address the epidemic of gun violence in America. Under the program, every school, concert venue, house of worship, etc. will be allocated funds to build a ballroom.

I think Cutter in Nolan’s brilliant movie “The Prestige” perfectly sums up the mainstream media quiet well with this, “Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled”

Really enjoying standing outside in the heat supervising bike laps like I’m a lifeguard for asphalt.

New photos have emerged from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

Me looking through the instruction manual for the washing machine after saying that I'm quite capable of washing my own clothes thank you very much.