Well 🥴🫣 that's fun..

I wish the unsend feature was available past them raggedy couple of minutes 🙃

Finding a new job

I’ll be keeping this…

So anyway, turns out plasma in menstrual blood can completely heal wounds in 24 hours. hudson.org.au/news/womb-to...

Already mixing my winter shade into my foundation 😔 *sigh*

Because i know I'm not the only one with this particular addiction "We're living in a golden age of affordable mechanical keyboards" www.theverge.com/tech/783024/...

Will be using “reimagine” as my new verbiage when discussing plastics henceforth and forevermore lmao

Spent 4 straight days getting folded and the way it's shifted my whole outlook on life is nuts. Like deadass birds are chirping and colors seem brighter. 😭

Good boy. How it should be.

As I finish up my fourth day, I wish this on all y’all. Happy pretzeling! 🥨

I’ve been making a real effort to carry cash the last year or so. And the way businesses look at me crazy for paying cash makes me wanna keep doing it

Autocorrect ruins everythingggggg

The LOML is sleeping next to me and I’m supposed to………what, play it cool??? Of course I’m staring I love you tf

I need to get back into my gym routine. .

I had straight As when an A started at 93. Wild to see.

the youth have discovered crown royal on ice 🤭

Damn not even homefries or breakfast potatoes? Yall strict.

Linguists say that most black Americans across the nation speak AAVE in a way that’s similar and understandable to each other, regardless of region. We don’t speak incorrect English. We speak our dialect. We don’t have to talk like yte people to communicate properly.

That’s my type!!

Cane River x Lalita Tademy. She traces her family line and it comes with interesting lore

Wasted damn near my whole day . But i guess i can be productive now

That was not a phone 💀💀💀💀

Sometimes you just need to sit on the floor

Day 0 of job hunting. Just decided I want something new. I will circle back here when I get it locked in.

This is my current path. Pray for me cousins!

Why haven't they invented a sunscreen that lasts all day? Every 2 hours is crazy.

Cousins: Does your current weight match the weight listed on your driver’s license/ID? 👀👀👀

The right bassline and I'm enveloped in groove 🎶

Electric. Magnetic. Euphoric.

This is depressing as hell.

I’m seriously finna get a house phone just to be able to hang up properly again

Say what you want about him now, but Tyrese sang the hell out of "Sweet Lady".

Remember the Titans

This is so captivating 🌌🌌

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

I hope no one needs to use the restroom while visiting for the Olympics. 😑🚽 #LosAngeles lapublicpress.org/2023/07/why-...

I want one of these with the real fabrics…

Happy Negro Solstice! Today, the strength we possess merges and we rise in harmony as the glorious negrofied race.

Waffle House definitely lol

Yes. My dad

Stop using words you can’t pronounce and or know the definition of. You don’t know crazy you look using words out of context. 😖

New hire at the window though. I said “thank you so much!” His brain wanted to say “you’re welcome” but his mouth wanted to say “my pleasure” so it came out as a sort of “your pleasure” He just walked away with his head down. It’s ok sir, you’re learning 😂

Chick-Fil-A chip readers are top tier. I’m in the drive thru thinking I didn’t push my card all the way in” and reached to re-do it…. That lady didn’t miss a beat and said “oh, no need! your payment was successful, have a great day!😬😬😬😬” Meanwhile at Kroger *beep beep beep* reinsert card.

It’s funny seeing this pizza discourse on here because I literally learned about Detroit style pizza last week….. in Detroit 💀💀💀💀💀