Yeah Pat Bev was tripping.

You ever stutter so hard that you give up on the rest of the sentence entirely

idk why y'all try to mock the way canadians talk. taumbout they say "a boot" when EVERYBODY KNOWS what they say is "a boat"

WASHINGTON (AP) — House votes overwhelmingly to force release of Epstein files, sending bill once opposed by Trump to the Senate.

Dating the guy who killed his girlfriend (YOUR FRIEND) on FB Live should have you locked up too. This world is wicked.

Wonder how many times Cena has cried today.

Is anybody else still struggling with this time change? My Lord 😩

Mariners, 1B Josh Naylor finalizing five-year deal per multiple reports, including MLB's @Feinsand.

In a few more days, it’ll be “I Know They Light Bill High” season. 🎄

What is going on here? 😭

Hillary Clinton is a prime example of what can happen when you don’t let that man go the first time 💀😂

Every day we wake up is a day closer to season 2 of The Pitt.

Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there, with open arms and open eyes

Trump being a throat goat was never on my bingo card 🙃

Cal Raleigh is OUR MVP and that's all that matters #Mariners #TridentsUp🔱

Find a penny, pick it up. Then put it in a box, convincing yourself that one day it will be worth, like, 5 times what it is now. Then forget you did that. Then, decades from now, when a relative is going through your things & asks what it is, you can say, "I think kids used to swallow those."

Karma works fast.

FIFTEEN YEAR OLDS AREN’T “BARELY LEGAL” THEY’RE STILL CHILDREN AND EPSTEIN IS ABSOLUTELY A FUCKING PEDOPHILE

This peach yogurt is life!

Today marks the 20th anniversary of the passing of Eddie Guerrero. His WWE Hall of Fame career included championship runs in ECW, WCW, and WWE. He was a reigning WWE Tag Team Champion at the time of his death on November 13, 2005.

He's never heard of "the working poor", because that's the majority of the people on SNAP.

Puddle of Mudd's first 3 albums were 10/10. Idk what happened after that.

I love how some of the responses to the calling churches for baby formula TikTok lady is people saying with a straight face, 'well, you have to be careful because grifters'. You think grifters ask for a single small can of baby formula? You think Jesus would ask for proof of poverty?

Ppl about to be lying!!!! lol

Well....at least the government's reopening.

So anyways, I hate Mondays.

Telling people to choose between healthcare or food is cruel.

Imma be dramatic every year when we get that first lil taste of winter because why????

Throwing your career away like this is so insane

Biggest reason of all to keep boycotting. Leave me alone.

50-year mortgages.....

It's not funny, but I hope none of the federal workers were part of the "Trump gave us money!" people.

Been doing all that hootin' and hollan for no reason.

On purpose???

But he's not going to. We know this. So then what's gonna happen?

The D.C. man accused of assaulting a U.S. Border Patrol agent with a Subway sandwich was found not guilty by a jury

Made it just in time for Abbott Elementary!

On the day Dick Cheney dies. It's poetic.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Zohran Mamdani wins New York City mayor’s race.

Just saw the first holiday commercial of the season. Of course it was the AI Coca-Cola one.

What happens if the average person doesn't follow a court order?

This admin really wants people to starve and be sick (and ultimately die).

This time change is messing me up.

Just realized my birthday is next month.

How the hell did this lizard get in the house and (more importantly) how did I lose track of him? Guess we roommates now

It's only 8:17 😭

Indeed always talking about "watch out for suspicious messages." Well yeah, because you sell people's info.

D'angelo really passed away on us 💔

Kershaw got his last ring.

Great season fellas, there's always next year!