I be sober and falling down the stairs 🥲

Sometimes a Tubi show is all you need🤣 This is FRYING me, and i dont even care about the quality tubitv.com/series/30000...

Since the new laws, the most active student group on my campus has become…wait for it… Turning point 😐

Why do people wanna have type 4 hair so bad? Please just live in your type 3 textured privilege and leave us alone.😂

“Are you masc or fem” Depends on if you’re paying my bills or not☺️

Also, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES UN-REDACTED

I have a theory: those people are so against abortion because they worship a Demon and they need innocent blood for their sex rituals and sacrifices🥸

Instead of just your family or your town knowing about your attraction to trans people, now the whole country knows and you’re going to prison 😂 I’ll never understand

People finally waking up to the fact that “Baby Boy” is actually about sexual assault😅. Yvette was 25 Jody was 20 and they had a 5 year old….

Good morning, always remember the majority of the world has brown nipples. Thank you.! ☺️

Gas is $4.50😐

Finally understanding my Venus placement in Leo has made all the difference. I used to wonder why I could see someone for six months and then get bored one random day. I wish I could go back and tell those people I’m sorry😂

You cannot convince me that bodybuilding as a sport wasn’t invented by gay men💀 Nonetheless, We thank him though😅

And if enough of us just went up there, they wouldn’t be able to stop us. Not without causing a global spectacle.😄☺️

ASAP is sucking all the creativity out of Rihanna!!! 🫤 (in my opinion)

This Met Gala has made history! It’s the first time Beyoncé has ever been chopped🫤😂

Kendall Jenner has never served a day in her life💀

Good Morning

Challenge: discuss American and Israeli violence without mentioning Nazis ☺️ I know that’s your only point of reference, but these two have their own histories of violence that have nothing to do with Germany 🤏🏾😐

I really hope Black women are paying attention in this moment on how these Black men are speaking on this Black woman they don’t even know. And if they’re saying all of these things about a woman, they don’t know………. HELLO!?

Why am I just finding out Jennifer Hudson has a child 💀

Till the police knocking ☺️💙

I wish there was a way to block all heterosexuals, but particularly men from my Instagram feed💀 😂

If the last few weeks have shown me anything is that ladies need to put their box on lock until these 🥷🏾 figure how to act 😐. P*ssy on PAUSE!!

My girlfriend has gotten me into Harry Potter. I’ve only seen two movies so far, numbers two and three, and I’m already poking holes in the storytelling, the Magic system and figuring out major plot points.😐 I can’t understand why this series is so popular

There’s a special place in the deepest part of hell for people who buy concert tickets just to resell them😐 Bullet fragment bitch!

I don’t like when men use “girls“ and “women” interchangeably

There’s a ballroom inspired version of Cats showing on Broadway 😭. If that’s not a sign from the universe for ME, I don’t know what is.

My reasoning is unintentionally intentional. Usually, once I realize you can only please me physically and not intellectually or mentally it’s over.

HAHAHA! That response killed me. And it's so damn true.

Some people only want their biases confirmed and that’s okay. Rot in it ☺️

In other news, Jeffrey Dahmer apologizes to the people he ate ...

Personally, I didn’t want them to be perfect. I wanted them to stop funding genocide while Americans starve and go without public services. They wouldn’t even consider it so here we are. (I didn’t vote for Hoe Biden either)

Jesus would love a pride parade 😂

Just booked my first optometrist appointment in 10 years☺️

The way the Joe Jackson’s entire bloodline went from African America to Caucasian needs to be studied 💀😂

I wanna experience the world and all the spiritualities.

Straight Black men kill their Black wives, they’ll killed their Black children,they’ll kill Black queer and trans people… but you know who they won’t step to…… Exactly. THE WEAKEST LINKS

My first time watching a Harry Potter movie start to finish. Now I need to see the series.

Alphas Kappas and Omegas are NEVER beating the allegations.

6 weeks sober and I’m starting to dream again 😔 Tonight’s was CRAZY

Symphony tonight 💙☺️

I see what Tyla and Zara were trying to do 🤏🏾🤏🏾 but the song is mid 🫤

The house is on fire and I’m just inside Voguing Cunt

There used to be a car that only got 8miles / gal 😳 No wonder global warming going federal right now 🥲

The best cookie on the planet is Shortbread 🤷🏾‍♂️

Idk, I heard Beyonce performing on the MainStage 😅😂

We gotta change our perspective… The system of working as intended. Flawlessly if I do say so myself🤷🏾‍♂️

I’m ready to experience being in love as an adult.

Everyday I wake up and pray Onika Maraj-Petty comes to her senses 🤧