my next buesky drop is on the way

bro wtf is happening on the news

moved my potted succulent over to look at some ART today and this was the page i flipped to: the diagram of the first wheel that the cavemen drew up all those years ago. really inspiring, especially considering they made it on such a small budget, basically nothing.

my autobiography at 4. still accurate, i feel. the first of many autobios to come.

when are they gonna make another party cartoon

ID RATHER SNORKLE SNUFKIN'S SEMEN THAN WATCH THIS SHIT! I'D RATHER GET MOONED BY MOOMINTROLL AS HE TAKES A DUMP ON MY FACE!!! ID RATHER GET CHOKED BY THE GROKE TILL I CROAK!!!!! (pulls out shotgun and in parallel with a clip from the 60s show on the tv behind me fires and explodes the vhs)

ome of those moments in movies where you know shit's about to go down XD

Streaming Mega Man 5 with special super duper ultra guest @saltydkdan.bsky.social !! 4pm CST!! ⬇️

yall he sent me a video it's actually crazy

the vibes in the At&t store are immaculate today

stayed up all night listening to The Green Submarine by The Meetles ...wait... something's not right here

09 Sep 2025

my girlfriend, when asked by interviewers what it's like dating a professional blsueky comedian: "Well, it's funny, really..."

where are Dracula and Frankenstein

that's actually grey

Happy Birthday Heathcliff!

It was "goo-goo ga-ga," in the spirit of new york's hard-boiled 1923 mayor Al Smith who was beloved for using his tammany hall political ties to institute progressive reforms and liked to snarkily call the younger and more idealistic reformers "goo-goos". In other words "these libs are nuts"

I have experienced several miracles in my life. Not one made me consider ever giving up my Sunday

i'd be a TERRIBLE russian spy. 1. i dilly-dally too much 2. i don't speak russian

31 Aug 2025

i've been getting into prop-making lately. here's a broken toilet prop. i made it by breaking a toilet

my first words were actually a joke... they used to say, "she's such a funny child"

it hurts me that i co-authored this

i headcanon him as autistic and transmasc <3

theres more to life than jacking off

call that shit Al Pachinko

i'll never forget the first time i heard this song youtu.be/HMqgVXSvwGo?...

just found out that i was born next to a comedy club. and that i grew up next to one, as well. explains a lot, doesn't it?

Panty and Stocking has gone woke 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Mutuals! Add me on instagram and ill throw you on my close friends list. A certain special holiday fusion of religion and holiday needs our help!

i knew a guy in high school who couldn't shower properly cause he would just drink up all the water as it fell. he smelled like shit lol

Getting back to more Mega Man with Linus and Alyssa!!! 4PM EST today!! ⬇️

i heard on the news that instead of nostradamus they should call him "Nostra-doom us," because he dooms us all with his prophecies. the newscaster was really serious and everyone was talking about it and was really concerned.

this is an authentic movie shot

i've come up with 5 ford commercials. feel free to use them:

aint no way wallace would feed this shit to gromit bro

working a 16-hour customer service graveyard shift is a de-elucidating experience. i was greeting people in my usual cheery work tone and then blinking and realizing there wasnt actually anyone there. my coworker was horrified to learn how long i'd been there but she was proud id been a good worker

pretty on the nose to name him that

who up living they vida loca

you’ve never been to heaven, have you? 🪽 #PantyAndStocking #newpantyandstocking #gunsmithbitch #pantyanarchy

i drafted this post out of a selfless duty to inspire my peers and bluesky followers and the wider world to forget the word “impossible”, that a world where dicks (a burger) in your mouth is possible if you commit to your dreams

ok hold on. hold up. i can fux with this if they’re getting at what i think they’re getting at

apple tweet:

Another time i got shamed on facebook by people I went to high school with for posting this photo I took in cambodia to their group. I think it was supposed to be because I was being insensitive to alcoholics. So here it is