ok see the thing about this is that it’s literally true

what the fuck did they do to tubi.

smoke detector update: alarms in building were blaring for 10 minutes. there was no fire. it’s crucial i make this an outside thought so if my hearing goes out forever everyone knows how it happened

WHO THE FUCK IS CARMELO, ANYWAY? HE DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE A CHEF!!

letting the red 40 talk tonight

my reaction to this grotesque display wouldn’t be “amazing” it’d be “oh my god, everyone run! there’s a crowd of freaks on this train”. this guy’s a mentally insane lunatic!

they were the very first game grumps animated

this is how i’m surviving my 15 hour work days

To this day no one knows who directed The Shawshank Redemption. And no, it wasn't Steven Speilberg - that was my first guess, too.

at the natural history museum

keep seeing “9 favorite video games” type posts. 9 favorite video games scribbled on a post it note

last owner of this copy of the valley girl’s guide to life went and highlighted all of the slang, this right here is an upper echelon of studiousness

the itsy bitsy spider was a documentary.

they call it 711 because that’s the minimum cost of a damned beverage these days!!

they couldnt even spring for tigers dude thats fucking embarrassing

We've since caught C. Benoitlon. About to fight Brock, will report back if it goes well #lonlockupdates

all is well on planet earth

“i finally got choices to work”-adam and eve when they ate the apple

i got here late, sorry

my head does NOT look like a skull

oh brother dont get me started on the residents

asked my grandma what she thought of this, you wouldn’t believe what she said!!

sketchbook chells

did you know adding “it’s true” at the end of any sentence makes it 10x funnier

back then cartoon cats were always getting their shit kicked in by mice and birds and nowadays they sit around having panic attacks. nothing ever works out for those guys

my house is about to smell like broken promises

did the muppets ever give manhattan back

we could have had universal clear throat by now if not for the actions of big tonsil

for less than the cost of a big mac you can buy a bag of deli tortillas and shredded cheese which you will enjoy much more-steve albini

okay but which flower

when i swallow it feels like being stuck with chimney pokers, my brain is running at .25 speed, and a layer of phlegm constantly sits at the bottom of my throat. i feel awful, and i'm really not excited to have to spit up more snot... but i'd still rather do that than play Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

I think they can call it that as the brand name, but for trade regulation purposes they have put like "Aqueous Torture-Style Product" in the fine print if it's less than 40% Chinese water by volume

woah the switch 2 is a lot less expensive than people made it out to be

hearing smoke detector chirping in a different apartment unit is like a fun at home method of chinese water torture you can try

watching this as research into how i can be crafting more unique bueskys. will report back on how it goes

heh, looks like the news has finally come clean

developing a workaround to how much haircuts cost in this city. i’m gonna start bartering my kidneys which by my estimate means i’ll get two hairdresser appointments a year for basically free

franken franart

finally, here's a drawing of me releasing my bsuskys, in whatever form they may take. thank you all :))))

what the fuck are they doing. go back to hating

i heard they’re giving out bags of peanuts at the unemployment office, since people can’t even work for them anymore. scary to even think about

this guy’s an asshole too

this guy’s a fucking asshole

Divine Hammer, the m. sisters debut film premieres 12/15/25 @ Northwest Film Forum in association with Scarecrow Video in Seattle, WA. Let’s usher in a new era death together. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dbV...

I met a man on Opposite Day last year named Bert U. Signal. He told me he was evil. Weird guy, honestly really annoying

sakurai's wife cooked with these menus holy shit

there are so many things we don’t know about life but we continue on anyway. its not about the answers little man

when your circle small but crazy!!!!

such a shame most of these projects were cancelled during the pandemic, the mr. boogedy universe was really promising