ashelly
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straight from the shrub’s mouth.
ok see the thing about this is that it’s literally true
2 days ago
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what the fuck did they do to tubi.
3 days ago
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smoke detector update: alarms in building were blaring for 10 minutes. there was no fire. it’s crucial i make this an outside thought so if my hearing goes out forever everyone knows how it happened
4 days ago
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Linus
8 days ago
WHO THE FUCK IS CARMELO, ANYWAY? HE DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE A CHEF!!
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letting the red 40 talk tonight
9 days ago
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my reaction to this grotesque display wouldn’t be “amazing” it’d be “oh my god, everyone run! there’s a crowd of freaks on this train”. this guy’s a mentally insane lunatic!
11 days ago
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they were the very first game grumps animated
14 days ago
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alyssa || lovelandisle
15 days ago
this is how i’m surviving my 15 hour work days
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Linus
24 days ago
To this day no one knows who directed The Shawshank Redemption. And no, it wasn't Steven Speilberg - that was my first guess, too.
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at the natural history museum
27 days ago
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keep seeing “9 favorite video games” type posts. 9 favorite video games scribbled on a post it note
30 days ago
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last owner of this copy of the valley girl’s guide to life went and highlighted all of the slang, this right here is an upper echelon of studiousness
about 1 month ago
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the itsy bitsy spider was a documentary.
about 1 month ago
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they call it 711 because that’s the minimum cost of a damned beverage these days!!
about 1 month ago
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they couldnt even spring for tigers dude thats fucking embarrassing
about 1 month ago
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Linus
about 1 month ago
We've since caught C. Benoitlon. About to fight Brock, will report back if it goes well
#lonlockupdates
add a skeleton here at some point
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all is well on planet earth
about 1 month ago
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mae
about 1 month ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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“i finally got choices to work”-adam and eve when they ate the apple
about 1 month ago
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Linus
about 1 month ago
i got here late, sorry
add a skeleton here at some point
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my head does NOT look like a skull
about 2 months ago
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oh brother dont get me started on the residents
about 2 months ago
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asked my grandma what she thought of this, you wouldn’t believe what she said!!
about 2 months ago
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sketchbook chells
about 2 months ago
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did you know adding “it’s true” at the end of any sentence makes it 10x funnier
about 2 months ago
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back then cartoon cats were always getting their shit kicked in by mice and birds and nowadays they sit around having panic attacks. nothing ever works out for those guys
about 2 months ago
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my house is about to smell like broken promises
about 2 months ago
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did the muppets ever give manhattan back
about 2 months ago
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we could have had universal clear throat by now if not for the actions of big tonsil
2 months ago
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for less than the cost of a big mac you can buy a bag of deli tortillas and shredded cheese which you will enjoy much more-steve albini
2 months ago
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okay but which flower
2 months ago
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Linus
11 months ago
when i swallow it feels like being stuck with chimney pokers, my brain is running at .25 speed, and a layer of phlegm constantly sits at the bottom of my throat. i feel awful, and i'm really not excited to have to spit up more snot... but i'd still rather do that than play Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
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Pyro
2 months ago
I think they can call it that as the brand name, but for trade regulation purposes they have put like "Aqueous Torture-Style Product" in the fine print if it's less than 40% Chinese water by volume
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woah the switch 2 is a lot less expensive than people made it out to be
2 months ago
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hearing smoke detector chirping in a different apartment unit is like a fun at home method of chinese water torture you can try
2 months ago
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watching this as research into how i can be crafting more unique bueskys. will report back on how it goes
2 months ago
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heh, looks like the news has finally come clean
3 months ago
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developing a workaround to how much haircuts cost in this city. i’m gonna start bartering my kidneys which by my estimate means i’ll get two hairdresser appointments a year for basically free
3 months ago
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Linus
3 months ago
franken franart
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3 months ago
finally, here's a drawing of me releasing my bsuskys, in whatever form they may take. thank you all :))))
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what the fuck are they doing. go back to hating
3 months ago
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i heard they’re giving out bags of peanuts at the unemployment office, since people can’t even work for them anymore. scary to even think about
3 months ago
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this guy’s an asshole too
3 months ago
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this guy’s a fucking asshole
4 months ago
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mae
4 months ago
Divine Hammer, the m. sisters debut film premieres 12/15/25 @ Northwest Film Forum in association with Scarecrow Video in Seattle, WA. Let’s usher in a new era death together.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dbV...
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Divine Hammer - Trailer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dbVQyfzPpQ
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Linus
5 months ago
I met a man on Opposite Day last year named Bert U. Signal. He told me he was evil. Weird guy, honestly really annoying
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5 months ago
sakurai's wife cooked with these menus holy shit
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there are so many things we don’t know about life but we continue on anyway. its not about the answers little man
5 months ago
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when your circle small but crazy!!!!
5 months ago
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such a shame most of these projects were cancelled during the pandemic, the mr. boogedy universe was really promising
5 months ago
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