back then cartoon cats were always getting their shit kicked in by mice and birds and nowadays they sit around having panic attacks. nothing ever works out for those guys

my house is about to smell like broken promises

did the muppets ever give manhattan back

we could have had universal clear throat by now if not for the actions of big tonsil

for less than the cost of a big mac you can buy a bag of deli tortillas and shredded cheese which you will enjoy much more-steve albini

okay but which flower

when i swallow it feels like being stuck with chimney pokers, my brain is running at .25 speed, and a layer of phlegm constantly sits at the bottom of my throat. i feel awful, and i'm really not excited to have to spit up more snot... but i'd still rather do that than play Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

I think they can call it that as the brand name, but for trade regulation purposes they have put like "Aqueous Torture-Style Product" in the fine print if it's less than 40% Chinese water by volume

woah the switch 2 is a lot less expensive than people made it out to be

hearing smoke detector chirping in a different apartment unit is like a fun at home method of chinese water torture you can try

watching this as research into how i can be crafting more unique bueskys. will report back on how it goes

heh, looks like the news has finally come clean

developing a workaround to how much haircuts cost in this city. i’m gonna start bartering my kidneys which by my estimate means i’ll get two hairdresser appointments a year for basically free

franken franart

finally, here's a drawing of me releasing my bsuskys, in whatever form they may take. thank you all :))))

what the fuck are they doing. go back to hating

i heard they’re giving out bags of peanuts at the unemployment office, since people can’t even work for them anymore. scary to even think about

this guy’s an asshole too

this guy’s a fucking asshole

Divine Hammer, the m. sisters debut film premieres 12/15/25 @ Northwest Film Forum in association with Scarecrow Video in Seattle, WA. Let’s usher in a new era death together. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dbV...

I met a man on Opposite Day last year named Bert U. Signal. He told me he was evil. Weird guy, honestly really annoying

sakurai's wife cooked with these menus holy shit

there are so many things we don’t know about life but we continue on anyway. its not about the answers little man

when your circle small but crazy!!!!

such a shame most of these projects were cancelled during the pandemic, the mr. boogedy universe was really promising

i just saw frankenstein's monster going up the stairs.

STOP SHITTING IN MY JACK O LANTERNS FFS!!!!!!!

deleting all socials fuck all other apps. this is the only thing on my phone going forward

has anybody ever asked dracula what he dreams about

we like to make posts here but its time to remember what the fall season is really about

Prairie Home Companion's Halloween episode was crazy good this year, for a second i thought those skittering sounds were from real spiders. you can kinda tell they're appealing to new fans who got in with the "Dark Secrets of PHC" video but they retain the immersion and the heart so it works

lighting it up like leonard nimoy when he wrote that hobbit song rn

so this is where they keep the chair

good ideas are hard go find bad ideas are a dime a dozen. try to have a good idea #inspiration

oh my god it was the Wolf Man

i just saw a HUGE dog off-leash, he seems to have some ripped fabric and scars on him, i think he might be a stray. i called the animal shelter and im gonna see if i cant get closer to see if he has a collar or anything

today’s incense is this 24 karat sample which i guess is supposed to be made of gold. now i’ve never really been around solid gold much but this smells metallic so i’d say its probably an authentic gold scent

Jeefrey Frog Show gets the lil bro treatment on the decks @marcieslol.bsky.social

frog and mouse are so cute. and jeefrey! and yurp lizard! so many cute and funny characters.

when are they gonna make another party cartoon

bro wtf is happening on the news

my house is about to smell like dragon

a guy was aggressively throwing tootsie rolls at me earlier

some of you have never been in the cradle with the silver spoon and it shows

call that shit Al Pachinko

i've come up with 5 ford commercials. feel free to use them:

i drafted this post out of a selfless duty to inspire my peers and bluesky followers and the wider world to forget the word “impossible”, that a world where dicks (a burger) in your mouth is possible if you commit to your dreams