I met a man on Opposite Day last year named Bert U. Signal. He told me he was evil. Weird guy, honestly really annoying

sakurai's wife cooked with these menus holy shit

there are so many things we don’t know about life but we continue on anyway. its not about the answers little man

when your circle small but crazy!!!!

such a shame most of these projects were cancelled during the pandemic, the mr. boogedy universe was really promising

i just saw frankenstein's monster going up the stairs.

STOP SHITTING IN MY JACK O LANTERNS FFS!!!!!!!

deleting all socials fuck all other apps. this is the only thing on my phone going forward

has anybody ever asked dracula what he dreams about

we like to make posts here but its time to remember what the fall season is really about

Prairie Home Companion's Halloween episode was crazy good this year, for a second i thought those skittering sounds were from real spiders. you can kinda tell they're appealing to new fans who got in with the "Dark Secrets of PHC" video but they retain the immersion and the heart so it works

lighting it up like leonard nimoy when he wrote that hobbit song rn

so this is where they keep the chair

good ideas are hard go find bad ideas are a dime a dozen. try to have a good idea #inspiration

oh my god it was the Wolf Man

i just saw a HUGE dog off-leash, he seems to have some ripped fabric and scars on him, i think he might be a stray. i called the animal shelter and im gonna see if i cant get closer to see if he has a collar or anything

today’s incense is this 24 karat sample which i guess is supposed to be made of gold. now i’ve never really been around solid gold much but this smells metallic so i’d say its probably an authentic gold scent

Jeefrey Frog Show gets the lil bro treatment on the decks @marcieslol.bsky.social

frog and mouse are so cute. and jeefrey! and yurp lizard! so many cute and funny characters.

when are they gonna make another party cartoon

bro wtf is happening on the news

my house is about to smell like dragon

a guy was aggressively throwing tootsie rolls at me earlier

some of you have never been in the cradle with the silver spoon and it shows

call that shit Al Pachinko

i've come up with 5 ford commercials. feel free to use them:

i drafted this post out of a selfless duty to inspire my peers and bluesky followers and the wider world to forget the word “impossible”, that a world where dicks (a burger) in your mouth is possible if you commit to your dreams

have gotten swarmed by cicadas every time i’ve stepped outside is this meant to be an omen or something

santa and birdy from the funny pages from @linuspw.bsky.social

this is the only webcomic that’s ever mattered

still not any closer to losing enough followers to reach this milestone im very disappointed in you all

Panty and Stocking has gone woke 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

my friends and i get along cause we have a shared love of good times

Extra lugubrious Just waiting on the NO PEE ZONE on SATURDAY. Rinky-dink friendship...💔 "f*ck Funny Moments." you're fucked buddy. the suddenly some other gent says a Happy Word: "Sausageeggcheesbisxuirt. HavingSexWithFredDurst. Bible :P" nail s it :)!!!!!! asked him who? "this is Charles HaHa." #🥹

took me almost a year to notice the painted over exposed wiring in this apartment

my thing is being kind of scared

guy asked for my instagram and i turned him down but in hindsight i should have given it to him because it would have been really funny

anyone on pokemon friends figure this one out yet im stuck

has anyone been keeping up with the kamp krusty situation