Not all holes can be filled,love takes its tole. there are some things even a dinner date and a foot long all beef hot dog cant fix. Heed my words #dogpack or youll be right here one day, and its awful lonelly to be a hog dog without a bun. #donthoughts #dogwatch

Hydrangea for the timeline

The originator of the concept of state-mandated gf was the Marquis de Sade. Nothing new under the sun.

end times indicator

Foreboding things are happening....

Another time i got shamed on facebook by people I went to high school with for posting this photo I took in cambodia to their group. I think it was supposed to be because I was being insensitive to alcoholics. So here it is

One time I got to go on a vacation to a resort in Hawaii for free (actually, i got to go twice) because I was banging a guy that worked for valve, and after we smoked a cigar on the beach at like 10pm i walked into this random empty theater room in the basement and death note was playing.

i had a vision

I consider myself a gay brothers enjoyer and I recommend watching it on YouTubedotcom

Chingling (bonus)

Chingling

Nothing sweeter than going back to the dvd menu to change the captions and then it jumps back to your place when you hit play. Someone who actually loved movies coded this menu.

The city's new solution to preventing arson.

Chimecho

Shedinja

Too many people are remembering I exist today.

Man if you lived in Seattle during the time of ichiro Suzuki there was a blue electricity in the air. Even if you were just a stupid elementary schooler who was only interested in wolves and girls in qipao.

Been playing Pokémon Diamond while listening to the audio book of Truman Capote's In Cold Blood this summer. Odd combination.

Being a 65 year old man's best friend gives me so much life

thinkin from now on i no longer have an upper and lower half of my body. its only left and right for me.

@linuspw.bsky.social Help me solve this maze im in trouble

Raspberry soufflé (prince voice)

I seem to be posting about once every four days

As a former member of a trotskyist party....my tummy feels weird

Once, I met this older couple in a thrift store. They were so giddy and they told me the secret to staying in love was to fall in love late and never have children.

hearing a horse's whinney in the distance

Two extremely funny things my friend said today: [About a cat] oh, he's just a string cheese in a fur coat! [After hunting through a gift for money or an enclosed check] im sorry im a greedy little orphan with two parents!

we didn't evolve from wolves to be doing this shit.

pinned tweet

I once watched a dog stealing meat from a butcher's that was left vacant and it felt so incredible that that was still possible in this world. Little dog scampering off with a big hock. This was in a country that was not America, obviously.

Ft. Our joint VHS collection

Incontinent? Not if I keep pissing at this rate

For posterity, here was my most popular tweet of all time. Girlboss health and wellness inspo brands loved this one: