im the worst at evading deadly bacteria i love touching my face and mouth so much

just got called a pussy for wearing clip-ons as if getting my pvc pierced wouldn't literally deflate me... sqrk my airtight life...

a few more YCH ideas up for grabs :3

いい子にできるなら 行かない選択肢もあるけど？ #Pokémon #ポケモン #ポケぬい #ポケモンfit #Pokémonfit

can you believe not a single anime ive watched in like 6 months has had fireworks

if you wanna hear my music you're gonna have to watch the outro of my slenderman let's play

Teasing With Paws 8.5x11, colored pencil and graphite Original sold in the FC ‘26 art show

stm11&12

no more socel media

B-I-Bickey-Bi, Bo-Bo-Go

god i love incest

website should have 3 buttons on the home page and 5000000000 switches knobs & levers in the settings

been saying im gonna "pop a shower" a lot lately. just feels like the right verb for it

CW:(incest) He still hasn't figured it out.... Lucha dad unmasked!

nah man i'm good just tired (flashing red with a warning blip playing each second)

I HATE WYATT POTTER

I guess I live here now...

GET OUT OF MY ROOM.

i used to wake up everyday wishing i'd succeeded in killing myself back in 2024. i'm still depressed but i have some stuff to look forward to now. it still hurts badly, but i haven't cut in like, three months, which is cool.

hold me close but never look me in the eye

Merry xxxmas

every patron who subscribes to alyssa for a dollar or more gets a kiss on the lips from yours truly. it can also be personalized

The Super Pie Throwing released 2 years ago today! We've prepared a special video to celebrate! Please enjoy...... The Super Pie Throwingをリリースしてから2年が経ちました！お祝いに特別な動画を用意しましたから、見てください！

yaoists would rather write a sub who just so happened to douche before school this morning than a dom who will do it sloppy

i am a magnet for frightening and harmful women

women love my eyesocket

scary ass random small emoji in the book im currently reading

chill

i love collecting regional word pronunciations

raunchy "ball and chain" standup routine that slowly devolves into me describing the specific ways i would torture and disembowel my wife to see how long it takes for the chuckling audience to go uncomfortably silent

i'm the lowest of the fucked up...

even with the kids my age i grow increasingly quirk chungus

you buy toys for your dusty shelf i buy toys to play with

made a little animatic. i wanna start writing and making some storyboards so expect a couple more of these gray voiced by @fushark.bsky.social lucky voiced by me

i don't know why i feel like complete shit when all i did was drink poison over and over and over and ov

no wonder nobody believed the wright brothers, airplanes are still completely absurd to me

lately i have taken up shivering

yoshi's "moé points" are his eating, pooping

today i locked in. tomorrow i will locker inner. tomorrowrow i will lockerer innerer. i hardly know her!

i guess i have nightmares like every night now but thats probably normal

FUCK this stupid bitch i HATE you

i had a nightmare i was trapped in a cylinder too small to move my limbs for 5 years

i had a nightmare my bag got stolen but all the stupid bloated ai bullshit on my phone made it nearly impossible to call 911

gulpin continues to exercise shamefully copious gluttony

im the master of my own fate. the people in my bloodline were born to work in factories and die without ever leaving the state but i said NO that sounds lame as fuck. hm? yeah no don't worry this is a shortcut (driving off the shoulder of the highway)

i find that most humans irl are kind and considerate even if they don't understand/agree with someone else, but when you post an opinion online you're placing it in the laps of 8 billion people, some of whom are bound to vocally heavily disagree, so it gives the illusion that mankind is way crueller

also new links page yay :) shegetsoff.neocities.org/digdeeper

draw my fursona drowning to death challenge