i got hit by one of those green scooters and that's all it took to radicalize me

Im bringing a gun to school tomorrow

Hi guys should i watch anime? Aka japanese cartoons i heard they are good. And if so what is a good starter anime for a beginner?

i don't bring my attention to things, things are brought to my attention. things serve me

if less than 5 or more than 14 people have seen one of my post i have failed

earthbound, much like every RPG, is bad

what the fuck was that

im being tortured by this drawing

i fucking love hitting alt+f4 on all my programs it feels like shooting them in the head one after the other

not this time, bo.

human... this is how biker's eat they are 𝒔𝒌𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒊

i see you reading these. you're not subtle. freak

have they ever considered making noodle dishes out of just one extremely long noodle so you can easily lady and the tramp your sketti or eat ramen like a cartoons

Promptober 12: "The Call is Coming from Inside the House"

drawing crackship art is healing and fun

sorry for the "deedoss attack" i really need to finish this essay tonight so i am googeling many things

The Quirky Charm of Super Mario 64

was talking with diana and i casually brought up the "constantly-shifting low-opacity rainbow static you see over everything all the time, especially in the dark or when you close your eyes" and she was really baffled and that's how i learned about visual snow lol

each time i get a new book i go hmmm how does this fit into my bookshelf organization system. and then i spent 45 minutes reworking said system

Im sorry for being a double sneezer, ok?

studio ghibli...............

first of all, i don't appreciate your accusatory tone. second, claiming i "built a recursively self-improving death machine trained to kill anything that moves with mathematical precision and dexterity" is a gross oversimplification.

typically all a mental health hospitalization gets you is a 5,000$ medical bill and an underqualified psych telling you "have you tried Live Laugh Love? you should go off hormones"

how i be greeting my older brother

Trade piece for @wuffbites.bsky.social 🩸

my culinary approach is what i like to call "body of a thousand pigs"

sorry the guy controlling me misclicked

i have had approsimately 800 bao today

sometimes when times are tough i think "at least i wasnt born blonde"

babysitting rules because it's like a free trial of child-having that you can cancel anytime

even if i had a gun, i probably wouldn't talk about it because im hunbel

what they don't tell you about coustic guitar is that it's very big

hear me out. the reason jackenstein's fight theme ("A DARK ZONE") contains a little tiny tidbit of megalovania is because that song originated from the earthbound HALLOWEEN hack

NO i will NOT open commissions because i HATE MONEY and i am ANNOYING

food was meant to be eaten buildings were meant to be planes crashing into them

i am motivated largely by spite and i get a lot done

Let the Tides Claim You

i applied for 100 jobs and all i got was 5,000 spam emails for the rest of my life

when i draw a stick figure it's a girl btw. yes there's no discernible features but female is th default

i don't think workers deserve to be paid

Roko's Smilist. everyone who did not contribute to its creation gets a smile and pat on the back and maybe a little kiss if you like?

wow *gazing over your carefully catalogued collection* these are hideous

i don't mean to alarm you, i'm just wondering how recently / through what means the simpsons became real

hey so was anyone gonna tell me the hyperbolic time chamber locks from the outside or did you plan on waiting until i'm old now

i am not blocked by enough people

just 17 more followers and 160 more posts

tried the olive oil and salt on ice cream thing. you people are sick and frightening.

sorry for my long absence! i got pregnant and spent 6 months rearranging my entire life in preparation for a baby before realizing i didn't want a child and terminating it. feels good to be back!

i sorta fudge my way through lots of the details in my drawings so i always worry that my stuff looks ai generated. because under scrutiny it's all mush

christ, that is one suspicious impostor