the term "shoehorned in" does a great disservice to the elegance of the shoehorn

I dont feel like watching a movie right now

"nobody's coming to save you" i am actually. be ready. its kind of rainy out here so could you wait in the apartment lobby cuz i dont wanna have to buzz you and like, wait for you to come downstairs. but yeah i brought all my saving stuff

devastating: said chud when i meant to say chump

idk who needs to hear this, but different combinations of materials result in different creations

my life is actually very much like this

if yuo look like this dm me

6 months clean!!! starts flossing

old the lads fox coyote wolf

Sketch for Wubzie

in this age of unprecedented life expectancy, it's time to start sexualizing people in their 70s-120s. babygirl tell me all about the gradual shift between two eras of humanity you've witnessed firsthand and let me massage your ice cold bones my sexy lizard

peri pinup also inspired by those pull request undies i saw a bit ago..

i ate alot today yay

its give me chocolartws and caramels and a lot of kisses day congratz for making it this far

sometimes my old scars start stinging for no reason like they're sensing a dark presence nearby

tt9 is still so awesome anf magic to me. your just numbers how do you know my vocabulary so intimately

getting even MORE bones (cause i guess god decided i didnt have enough) abd they are tearing out through my flesh uncomfortably. unfortunately, if i cry too loud, i will be shot dead.

if you want to see my posts you have to find my secret feed which you can only access through voucher sponsorship plus undergoing a rigorous screening process by my higherups who can only be contacted through painting their symbols onto pavement and lifting enough large rocks to spot them skittering

happy day of giving bliss money everybodyu

happy tdov GIVE ME MONEY

he's the king of this land. in other words, he is incredibly powerful, and a major threat to our plan.

your fly's down, dirt for brains. BONK! made'ja look. hahaha. alright class, let's get started. everyone take out a pencil and FIND A HOLE ON THIS FAG TO SHOVE IT UP

my passion is advertise oats in a commercial, basically

only 90s kids will remember my grand ma (RIP)

i am BLEEDING followers which basically means my posts are for a niche, cult audience and i'm disrupting spaces left and right. So

if I turned into most pokemon I would just kill myself. I am not going to be a fucking Exeggcute

interesting bootstrap paradox: your friends won't kill themselves for your sake but you won't kill yourself for their sake either so wehre is the Hope coming from ?

"scat" is a name that perfectly evokes the kink it represents but with something like "watersports" i often forget the name cuz the vibe is so incongruous

for @dagayassmonki.bsky.social ☂︎

dude i'm like insanely pregnant

sometimes i'm disappointed that my followerbase on main doesn't seem to align slash resonate with what i post, but if i keep making what i like, my people are bound to find it eventually.

defibrillator abuse commission for @pervertc.at! ^w^

pissboyy animation test

NO MORE "MEDIA"

i wasn't joking btw www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUQl...

people who want to kill themselves typically have good reasons but it's hard to explain that they'll be completely different people eventually who don't give a fuck about those reasons

im the worst at evading deadly bacteria i love touching my face and mouth so much

just got called a pussy for wearing clip-ons as if getting my pvc pierced wouldn't literally deflate me... sqrk my airtight life...

a few more YCH ideas up for grabs :3

いい子にできるなら 行かない選択肢もあるけど？ #Pokémon #ポケモン #ポケぬい #ポケモンfit #Pokémonfit

can you believe not a single anime ive watched in like 6 months has had fireworks

if you wanna hear my music you're gonna have to watch the outro of my slenderman let's play

Teasing With Paws 8.5x11, colored pencil and graphite Original sold in the FC ‘26 art show

stm11&12

no more socel media

B-I-Bickey-Bi, Bo-Bo-Go

god i love incest