im actually from the timeline where all standardized testing is done with number 3 pencils

im actually from the timeline where p and j are the coolest letters and x and z are just kind of okay

everyone's always going on about pathos and ethos but logos gets the short end of the stick

always love it when a cat blinks at me asymmetrically

sometimes you drink water and youre like wow that was so awesome and other times you drink water and youre like owwww fuckkkkk

why is it that gods funniest men are often gods worst posters

yknow i was thinking about switching to google fiber but a deal like this? shit! i practically can't say no!

im def the one in the friend group who's most likely to get taken out by the cia. someday im gonna post some shit like "the 2018 plastic straw boycott was manufactured by the defense department" or "gunpei yokoi was assassinated" and they'll come for me because i was accidentally right.

why do these two look like ai yazawa characters

"you either die the goat or you live long enough to see yourself become washed" - kurt cobain

these shits had me coming home from my grandparents house looking like the black dahlia

video games are the least respectable artistic medium but this is one of the rawest and most savage moments in history. there needs to be a corporate biopic about this moment. youtu.be/ExaAYIKsDBI

jrpg loudness wars

got hired at the tautology factory. it might be dull, but a job's a job!

who the hell is roy g. biv

pike place gum wall kabedon

me, finger hovering over the play button on a true crime podcast: there better not be any pizzicato strings in here

who the hell is mark unread

spent $81 on 3 bags of groceries. im gonna be riding this high for weeks. so many apples man. and the bananas? dont even get me started on the 24oz sliced salami. trader joes keeps it like its 2018. i could cry. they can keep doing w/e evil shit theyre doing if i can live like this in the big city.

one of a billion reasons im glad i dont live alone: I've never successfully made a smoothie for one. the blender always winds up full. and nobody wants day 2 smoothie!

if you buy a loaf of bread and three slices in it looks like this you should be entitled to financial compensation

whyd they write so many songs about jane

dick van dyke was a real card. but v

i know we all like to joke around about chris bores but. let me tell you. chris excites?

this is what every jeff rosenstock song sounds like to me youtu.be/C5Fq3U_FjYc

crazy how seattles last mayoral election was kooky woke aunt vs evil where my hug uncle

never buying a cat tower off the silkroad ever again

i listened to ONE fucking weezer song

howard sterns a real asshole but howard lenient? dont even get me started. sheesh.

if i had any control over the world i would exert it by making youtubers promise to stop doing insufferable old timey accents when they read a passage from something written before the 1960s

minecraft ost

hope he finally mows that fucker down this time

broke: ringo starr ms paint art woke: david yow cat illustrations

not sure we're seeing eye to eye here

e.t. is the number one movie i expect to die with the last of the 80s babies. once there's nobody alive who saw it in a theater as a starry eyed child we can simply stop acknowledging it

spent like 5min working out a joke about the trump administration forcing them to change gearspace's name back to gearslutz before realizing thats a british company. carry on chaps !

if i was the kid whose suffering powered that village id probably be like yeah fair trade off i guess

im actually the guy who came up with using a glottal stop to extend a vowel into multiple syllables,

im actually the guy who came up with the theory that you taste different flavors on different parts of your tongue. the boys at the lab never let me live it down!

doesnt our lord have enough years already

weeaboo female solo artist enjoyer who cant stop getting cat power and neko case mixed up

how have they still not found a use for dryer lint

melvins homestuck album ?

frankly cant even remember the last time i cut my sandwich into rectangles. triangles only in annie's world

sometimes my cat will jump up on my back to perch on my shoulder but then she'll start punching the shit out of me smh gotta stop letting her play ps2.

alright buesky lets really dig deep. how old is your wallet

aw hell no here comes the guy who hasnt set foot in a mcdonalds in like seven or eight years

Smoke That Shit in One Drag

IT'S CALLED BLACKROM, COOP. SPADES. AND NOT THE KIND YOU DIG WITH. PURE CONCUPISCENT KISMESISSITUDE. THE FELLAS AT QUANTICO THOUGHT IT WAS ENEMIES TO LOVERS. THEY'VE HIT THE BOTTOM LEFT QUADRANT, WAY WAY DOWN LOW