Hello pack mates (like a pack of hot dogs), sorry for being away. Been offline as they say, living life large and moving into a new apartment after losing the house. Been getting back out there, trying out this online dating thing. Ladies hit me up ;] Got some dogs today, feeling #blessed #dogwatch

Happy hump day! I hope you can enjoy some delicious wieners on this fine day, ideally with some chips. It's a bright and sunny beautiful day and things are looking up for Don! I got a plate full of dogs and a heart full of love for my fellow man, nothing can bring me down! #dogwatch #seekdogsnotwar

After being forced to "eat" soup while I recovered from this flu, I'm finelly back on my feet! Naturally I went out to my favorite place on earth and brought back a haul Yum! Remember folks, with enough determination and a few hot fogs you can do anything, even get over your ex wife haha! #dogwatch

I apologize to all of the #dogpack but I've been recovering from a flu. Sadly I haven't eaten any hogdogs this week, but I'm recovering just fine, watching MASH again, laughter is the best medicine! Well wishes would be appreciated! Or if you have any great dog recipies for when i recover. #dogwatch

It's been a tpough time for a guy called Don, nothing a trip to the bar and a late night dog cant fix though . #dogwatch

My skeets as thge kids call them are all back up. I have successfully stolen back my account, take that fools! They thought they could stop me by working in cahoots with my nephew, little did they know I could just take all my tweets back. The #dogwatch lives on!

Nothing beats a midday hotdog to regain some strength and sanity. Remember to enjoy moments like this while you can. Peace and tranquility are rare in this world. Much better than any burger I've ever had. There's nothing like a dog with some mustard and kraut #dogwatch

Happy Sunday fun day! Today I had what the polish people call a Polish "hot dog" from a favorite local establishment called "Big Al's"which primarily makes ham burgers. It was pretty good, lots of relish, great wiener. Had a good flavor but nothing beats a classic hot dog in my opinion. #dogwatch

Not all holes can be filled,love takes its tole. there are some things even a dinner date and a foot long all beef hot dog cant fix. Heed my words #dogpack or youll be right here one day, and its awful lonelly to be a hog dog without a bun. #donthoughts #dogwatch

Sometimes in life, the good comes with the bad. I jusyt need some time to process my loss. In the words of the great Alfred Pennywise: "Why do we fall? So we can pick ourselves back up again" Thankfully there isn't much in this world a hot dog cant fix. Time and a weiner is all I need. #dogwatch

Great deal here today folks, you don't wanna miss this one. Only have until 10/1 to take advantage of this baby. You know I'm gonna be #doggingitup h3re with a deal that good. Enjoy the hot weather and getting out of the house while you can! Before you know it, everything will change! #dogwatch

Do you ever want to do something bad? Something you could never take back? You know what they say. Once you open the hot dog buns, the clock is ticking. Sometimes, you gotta #gulpsomeglizzies before the pack gets stale, even if you dont want to. #dogwatch #dogthoughts

Don't t worry im all good Just been a busy bee, havent even gotten any dogs in me this week:/ #dogwatch

Beans s are an important side dish for any hot dog experience, without them, it just doesnt feel right. Neglect your Beans, and you can burn em, bringing down the whole dish. Lately, I've been feeling like the beans in my relationship...

Some tips for the perfect weiner ##dogwatch #weinertips

Susan said it was okay again, so hot dogs are back on the menu. I celebrated with a feast of brats for the house since she had more "friends" over. Hot dogs are always great for a big group, though I ate the most out of anyone (4 dogs). It's good to be back. There's nothing i love more. #dogwatch

Haven't been posting much thid week. I am sorry about that. I got into a fight with my wife and she has told me I am not aloud to have any more dogs this week. Just havent felt right since. Sorry to the #pack for letting you all down. #dogwatch

Redogging (a humorous play on the term "reblogging") this post for my new #fans that have shown up recently. Welcome to the #dogwatch

Starting my week strong! Snuck off for a little bit day bite. Just don't tell my wife haha. #dogwatch

Rebranded my #account to better showcase my values and focus as the proud creator of #dogwatch I hope my fellow #doggobblers will continue to follow me as I explore this important part of myself. In the words of Sir Ringo Stars, peace and love! 🕊✌️☮️🏳️‍❤️💙💜💛💚

The wife is entertaining some "friends" so I was given a $20 and told to "keep myself busy for awhile". Thankfully, Wienerschnitzel is always there for me. All this for only $5.99, what a steal! Nothing hits like some Lana del Ray and some hot wieners on a beautiful Saturday like this. #dogwatch

It's #wienerwednesday so you know what that means! I'm loading up on those dogs once again. Nothing beats a nice chili dog at a reasonable price, especially with a coupon so nice they'll let you use it twice. I'm eating good today! #dogwatch

Had a chili cheese "frotdog" (two hotdogs sharing the same bun) today for lunch. Wonderful idea in concept, messy and hard to eat in reality. Had a jalapeño cheddar and mango jalapeño dog side by side in this one. Everyone should give a "frotdog" a chance once in their life. Knife and fork required.

I will be reposting all of my #greatesthits here don't you worry folks! My nephew is going to help me out with that. Appreciate your help, it has been a rough year for Don.

You may have stolen Susan but you with NOT steal my life and my posts! #dogwatch is alive and well, no matter how much you wish it wasn't "Big" Al with your stupid hamburgers and over priced milk shakes!