When you’re holding the dick and tickling the balls

im sliving for my little animal crossing revival

let’s hear it for the fem of the year

like and i’ll assign you one of my sonny angels

why is he kinda my new favorite… babey

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OUT FIRST BLUESKY DRAG RACE WINNER @tytytytytytytytyty.bsky.social!!! Have a great birthday bb <3 I made you a cake also!

good morning everyone go wish @tytytytytytytytyty.bsky.social a happy birthday!!!

AI labubu dubai chocolate weed gummies in the chudai epstien files #Vogue

two weeks of unemployment STARTS NOW!!!!

im bout to do a healing

oh this queen...

oh you know i invited this diva

i have to pee

doodleoftheday

Omg I turned 1 on bluesky yesterday

this three legged dog serves cunt the old fashioned way

when a guy asks you your body count and you used to be an incredibly breedable twink……… Im not gonna tell you so your feelings dont get hurt

saw JVN in austin and he called me henny

#dollstakeoverbluesky omg who started this 🙈

sex flashback to bae holding me close to his chest in missionary and telling me im his good girl

this uh uh sex chudai for

tyty bday is Nov 17 mark your calendars

first post and it still stands

i think ima chudai in this… HOUSE

so comfy in bed i dont wanna go to work

i love having nintendo friends and seeing them playing online if u have a switch please send me your friend code :)

lorde:

got sir/ma’amed and then ma’am/sirred in the same shift

now that im leaving this job omg they had me giving people hand massages i was rubbing lotion on a man’s wedding ring today

real femalent henny

job loves me so much they asked to keep me as a fill in employee for when people go on vacation awww. Fuhcck yhuzzz!

Wordle 1,600 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 guysssss why do i feel maternal instincts for this share score 😭💗

king tut waking up in his sarcophagus:

I love tyty ugh

ugh tyty is so good

memories attach themselves to tyty

tyty speaks

memories attached to tyty >

tyty controls my mood

shameless little #wagonwednesday #humpday

🚨Zohran Mamdani has won the mayor’s race for New York City. He becomes the first Muslim and first South Asian to serve as mayor of New York City.

headphones on mentioned

Despite living in Texas, tyty has endorsed Zohran Mamdani for mayor of New York City (via insider)

IF YOURE IN NEW YORK GET THE FUCKING VOTE OUT FOR ZOHRAN