Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

@thedrawplay.com If you asked an WR to catch a 20yd pass, break multiple tackles and score a TD , they would not do it better than Jameis just did.

Never find out too much about your sports Idols outside of them playing for your favourite Sports team. It's mostly just gonna disappoint you.

Now that Sandwich Guy has been found not guilty, is he going to go on a grifter tour like Hawk Tuah girl, make all the money and become immensely unlikeable after a month?

@thedrawplay.com if you haven't got a theme for this week's drawings, may I suggest "NFL Players as Transformers". More than enough characters and designs to choose from.

Cris Collinsworth trying to dance like Snoop Dogg in the booth has proven there is no longer a need for Snoop Dogg or Cris Collinsworth

@thedrawplay.com I swear during that game that Daboll was one bad call away from a looney tunes bright red head explosion.

@coffeezilla.bsky.social so in light of todays pardon, Is Trump Brazen enough to pardon SBF next?

On one hand, I get to see @thedrawplay.com posting in a positive manner about his team, but on the other hand, I'm about to fly to London to watch the Broncos v Jets game, and I currently hate football.

Tried to learn German on Duolingo but accidentally summoned a demon who also has anxiety. Now we’re in couples therapy.

@rapsheet.bsky.social you know what would be great? If someone reported how much players received in salary AFTER tax on these deals. The US treasury gets richer from these contracts than the players do 😳

She definitely pulled the trigger

Pope Sesame Chicken VII

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social . Thank you for this. The films, the lore, the childhood memories.

Dear Canada Please don't fuck this up Good luck

For my Giants supporting friends (and @thedrawplay.com )

@thedrawplay.com sorry man, it looks inevitable now. After last season, to now throw this at you? The football gods hate the Giants.

Great night out last night watching @iaindoesjokes.bsky.social , will never look at Chickens the same way after that ...

You know, when satirists do their best work is when real life is so bizarre that the line between satire and truth is completely blurred.

Hey @bsky.app Howabout introducing a filter for specific wording? I'd like 80% of my suggested content not to relate to a certain orange faced man with tiny hands. The coverage is entirely negative and overwhelming, and dominating both the news and social cycles to the point where Its all I see.

Champions!

Thinking of boycotting the superbowl because of the convicted felon/rapist being in attendance? Watch it! Watch him show up expecting an adoring audience and get booed off the planet when he's mentioned or shown. Enjoy his humiliation in front of a billion people live around the world.

@thedrawplay.com This time, right?

It would appear that Mahomes is in full "Protect me Refs" mode.

the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

@thedrawplay.com Jags fire Pederson but retain Baalke. Do Jags fans deserve this continued torture?

Are Detroit actively trying to throw away the #1 seed?

@thedrawplay.com Debating here why the Giants didn't start rookies and players trying to probe themselves this week. Is this Daboll just trying to improve his record for future jobs, because this win won't benefit the franchise

Seahawks v Bears. That was a sport of some kind. I've no idea if you can call that "Football".

I have never ever celebrated a missed FG more than I just celebrated Harrison Butthole missing that kick.

Matthew 28, John 20. Luke 24, Mark 10. That means Matthew and Luke will meet in the finals.

@ass.golf I found and started QC a couple of weeks ago. Up to 1541 now but man, the hosting on older pages is ass. 3 reloads and a prayer to the gods of webcomic stability needed to get this far. Tell me it gets better once I get closer to recent content.

@thedrawplay.com Drew Lock giving you that uncomfortable feeling of "Hope".

@thedrawplay.com such a pity its not Meme week this week.

@thedrawplay.com was there any point during that game that the Giants gave you actual hope they might win?

Note to Self : Do not start new webcomic without checking how many episodes it's done. Now on 634 / 5398.

@thedrawplay.com couldnt let you get away that easy. #FlyEaglesFly. Good to see you here