me showing off my blue painting: this is my painting of mr blue. he's blue cuz he ate too many bloob erries color guy: mmmm... color so cold... where u sad when u made this painting... me: oh fuck they know

immediate cockjerk reaction

when the reaction so irrational you just oughta jerk your knee

brown contact lense

Aaron Rodericks Ban My Gay Ass

Can I just say -- and this might be a little TMI -- but "splooosh!" The speed at which my panties rocketed through my drywall (although not so dry now -- wink!). I knew Dane Cook was funny, but I had NO idea Dane Cook was Daddy!! Wa wee wa wa

i just got it its reading between the lines like between lines of text rhats crazy thats a great visual

if i was aaron rodericks id say "strokin my head of trust and safety" and delete the website

guy makes history by fallin on he's ass

he on blue chatrooms liking Porn !!!!

Looked up why everyone’s talking about Starfox and based on blueskys awful search function I can only assume it’s due to his humongous throbbing cock

comedy is barely legal

when the chicken tender

when people with the same hair color date it triggers my incest alarm

ai workflow? what the fuck is that. check out a flow, worked by i [sick as fuck schmooth moves]

asked mom for ice cream and she said i was sooo foolish she said i was being utopian

yoda: cuatrou de mayou

Pro wrestling is the sport

listening to surfs up damn surfs up is really good damn

i earned my swag in a thorough debate with the creator of shoes

manuel adorni privatejetmogs leftists by moneylaundermaxxing

just saw a photo of richard kind and i was like who is this guy again robert nice

me: [fumbling money on my hands im red and sweating an passing out] cashier: MONEY NOW!!! FASTER!!!

lightly jogging my way out of the white house

coward wimp pussy labeller with evidence

[pissed] wow... you fucking off >>>>>

OKAAYYY

Iran please let me post

muslim shadow the hedgehog: sharia

those who live in crass mouses should be a little bit micer

computer, show me my rival

using forced perspective to make the actor i hate a little bit tinier

columbo saying "that makes sense", walking away, and cut to credits

server: [tears on its eyes] there is issue in my reginos

sleeve getting ads on his phone: Time to upgrade your wardrobe ✨ [photo of heart] idk somthin like that

you jacked my style. you jacked my girl. and now? now you're jacking my penis too? have you no couth? cease your relentless attacks at once

[singing my song] the burgre frequencies vibrating with the hotdog baby imgonna make a burger hotdog

memes only dick havers will understand 24 when you dick fall of

[giving you the middle finger] Behold!

big cock hitting big penis on the piss speed

a bucket with a catfish swimmin in it on my passenger seat anf i take it for a drive

you wont believe what dad made for dinner

Oooh i love my mini wife, i love my mini wife 💖 (IGH!) my mini wife is so short my wife is so small 🥺, let's go to the mini beach and play with a mini beach ball 🏈, praise mini Jesus, mini God and my mini wife 🙏. Let's go to the mini beach and ride a mini bike 🚲

im smoking the shit that made mario party