committing seppuku but its a hotdog on my mouth

labubu balls or whatever the band is called

i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all

swag inducing

seems like people today love to wear hat... (the asshat )

whatever knocks your kneed

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[arguing that there cant be happiness without suffering] swanky with no grim !?

can we just take a moment to recognize game

thats steam mmm steam from the steamed machine

butter disgrace

the dubious bro: im keeping it 27

she bounce on it in a way that is frankly dubious at best

charging into the glory hole at 200 mph but it's painted on like a looney tunes tunnel and i flatten my dick into an accordion

coward wimp pussy labeller with evidence

were you elvish or were you elven

this diner makes coke in a way no one's ever seen before. we can't even begin to comprehend how they make the coke. what did they do to my coke.... what in god's name did they do. im so scared. im so fucking scared.

the elven blunt

huge jackedman

electric car that says hummina hummina hummina

hotline mi mami

increasing the albedo of my heart

sinbad? i sure it is

spinetta vs fede moura 🔥

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Hilarious! Comedian Reads Normal Book On Subway

dink choney gone?!????!?

ive got hamilton yaoi fic happening in my wallet

the graverobbing megathread

stop screaming like a hawk tuah on my cock

showing my barber a picture of a $100 bill and saying i want this

tonight's world series is postponed 9 months because all the players got pregnant

if you dislike my posts i will kill myself

throwing together a tantrum

npr music tiny dick contest

my raps are so good yeah my raps are full of brilliance your worse than the movie gru from the character the minions

album art? brother thats the music... 🌌🚬

u better run, run, run, here we come jorkin our peanits until we cum

hanging with cambodia cuz his friends are pol pot while theyre cruisinnnnnnn

cholo night ping pong

more like midwest emo