this game is kind of like my mom meets my dad

approaching your teabagged friends like morpheus from the matrix

idk

rubin my two index fingers tips together and saying vvery well...

pussi so good it cements itself as a house hold name

juts woke up at 4 pm

they call me moneys georg because i have 3 flies 0 dollars adn 10,000 photo of my family on my wallet

they call me seafoods georg because whenever i see 3 foods i eat ten thousand foods

Honestly if you listen to Ding Dang like 10 times in a row, you do realise it does hold a certain magic

methd out uncle headspins on number 3 shaped birthday candle

2 transformers kissing on my discover feed

something about this 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 makes me want to leaves

happy women's day

[watching a guy make a sandwich out of sandwich ingredients] he really squeezed blood out of a stone with this one. [completely clean kitchen] just stone blood everywhere

old spanish man: i drank from el josé (?)

[iron man voice] claude, finger my butthoel

aaaghhh [i get oh very mad and punch you so hard]

random bullshit go

Need a chinese cigarette and four thousand lemmings jumping off my counter into my trash can

going to the bathroom and your ghost appears from the last time you played on this map

unapologetically 100 little rats that are 1 big rat together

a ragtag group of dancing motherfuckers

bro will you take your ass back to the land whence you came

the president should be a big brain that floats around and attack syou

toddlers be eating pebbles and buttons

Like jazz, (buh-dowwwwwwww) booda dundundun booda dundun bow badundun bow bahh dun dun babow dow

turtle guy: were you rushing or dragging? drummer kid: neither you fuckass turtle guy: wow.. welcome to the band. go crash your car

what if we were both dogs and i came up to you and i gave you a handshake and the camera cut to 2 rotoscoped human hands

me after the twoth beer

youre rocking in the crib? [daps up baby]

Jimi Hendrix: 'scuse me while I kiss the sky!! Me age 12: He's going to kiss "this guy"?? LMFAO Me age 16: (jacking off because he's going to kiss this guy

"let's do hand stuff" okay👊💥POW

goated ricky

now does this cock you by the truth or is it just a jizzful of lies

moving to nyc just so i can get on subway takes and rizz up kareem

The ape slurps the juice? NO. The juice slurps the ape? YES. You get it!

what the fuck is your problem dude [i roll up my sleeve and there's a screen built into my arm. i show you a funny video of a guy falling down]

grown ass man who's still

i just woke up from a 1 minute coma holy ffuck son youre old as shit

yesterday i saw a hog on the street #$NVDA

they used to call my house the treehouse of horror because i was yellow

CATASTROPHIC MOG ALLIANCE

listen up [tinnitus]

This Valentine's day, set the mood right by watching, a movie, an listening to, a Song

playing my first rimworld game and this guy i captured then recruited kept smoking 1 weed and falling down cuz he was so high so i had to rescue him