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well maybe you shouldn't have started a war in which they discovered that they were capable of doing this without you being able to stop them then

I am a patient soul (through practice, not by nature) but I don't play when my limits have been reached.

The only thing that can save them now is some kind of exogenous act of god type of intervention, they aren't building anything or doing anything to gain people back, so they go all in on every possible event

Privilege. I always want to add an extra e and/or a d. Priveledge. Privledge

I would murder a bag of Flips right now.

Husband: What was the play we saw at the college that broke you? Me: Fun Home? Him: Thaaaaat was it, thanks, bye. I spent the rest of the afternoon wondering what workplace conversation prompted that question.

For some reason all my books seem to end up in Coming of Age, even when the age they’re becoming is over forty.

Nah, people around the world asked a specific question about the shooting, got told “no,” and then stopped caring

Trump: I'm going to destroy an entire civilization. We're going to keep killing people in boats. Senator Kelly should be executed. ICE protesters are domestic terrorists. Immigrants are vermin. Raskin: Donald Trump is bad for this country. Bash: Do you regret your heated rhetoric, Rep. Raskin?

c) "Worries about birth control are also increasingly spreading to a growing group of wellness influencers on Instagram and other online platforms." Fuck them + the maga pipleline they rode in on. Highlighting this insidious BS the damage they did to vax was already.. Stay vigilant on this, OK?

Me during fruit season

The city blocked off part of our neighborhood to tear down a building w asbestos. The teen said "Why did people use asbestos if it causes cancer?!" I told him people thought it was a wonder product and used it EVERYWHERE & told him how the same thing happened w radioactivity... and now AI.

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

Goddamn. Disappointing is an understatement.

can I just try making chapatis for the first time without something happening out there do you people need constant supervision

Kash Patel in these pictures looks how I picture the narrator in the incredible thread about meeting the President of Ireland, while at WORK, after taking a large dose of ketamine because you got your days off mixed up

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Bobson Dugnutt!

Folks, I am not by nature a sly person. If I say a thing, then that's generally the thing I am talking about unless it is fiction. If you say, "I like Y," and I say, "Didn't care for Y, wasn't my thing," that is the entirety of message I am conveying. Not HOW DARE YOU LIKE Y! or YOU SUCK FOREVER

brown bear, black bear

If you think AI surveillance cameras aimed at drivers’ faces is a good idea (no matter how well intentioned the justification), you are a naive fool. This data will be harvested, sold to fascists, and used to imprison activists. Oh, and car companies will 100% use it for ads you can’t turn off.

Pedro Pascal and Shawn Hatosy prove that there’s a kind of guy whose hotness doesn’t really register til age 40, and then destroys all the dials. So hang in there, gangly youths.

u never see this on a tradlife mood board

I think we could do with a little less "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm traumatized in these ways." and a lot more "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm allowed to make any art. And also, it's none of your fucking business whether or not I am traumatized."

T. Kingfisher (@tkingfisher.com) joined us for a LIVE episode at @norwescon.org in was a fascinating conversation about retellings, adaptations, and her novel WHAT MOVES THE DEAD 🐇🍄 Now we’re excited to share it with everyone! 📺 bit.ly/4e3Vj4Z 🎙️ bit.ly/4u1KKnM #whatmovesthedead #norwescon

So, in short, the myth is misogynistic and racist af. And just in case anyone needs to hear it today: ✨Something as insignificant as a penis cannot possibly change the appearance of the vulva✨

We regret to inform you that a lot of people seem to believe this myth, and related myths surrounding the vulva. These myths been around for literal millennia, even though there is no rooting whatsoever in reality. Let's take a look at the history of misogyny and racism inherent in this belief...

This is a very nice video.

Leave a comment for the FCC, they want to warn ppl when a show contains a trans character. Your comment doesn't have to be long, you can literally just say it's discriminatory, offensive and absurd. In the first box put: 19-41. More info in this thread.

Great essay by Kameron Hurley. Well worth the read, as always: aidanmoher.com/blog/feature...

In the wake of the Michael Jackson biopic success, producers are now planning a John Wayne Gacy movie that focuses only on his career as a clown.

The book doesn’t come out til Sep 29th, but that cover art can be yours!

(I pre-ordered the audiobook because MOAR NEIL)

OUT: tech bros inventing the bus IN: tech bros inventing employees

The more recent meme in your camera roll reflects your mental state:

The SPN fans who tried to get the leads girlfriends kicked out of a signing. The ones who gave incest fanfic to the twins who played Fred and George...

Oh shit, two of my favorite flavors together!

Rumours are true! We are now open for short fiction and poetry submissions from equity-deserving groups. Give us your words, your anxiety dreams of electric sheep, your last gasp of a dying star. As always: make it SFF, make it long-term www.heartlines-spec.com/submission-g...

Oh yeah I vetoed it right quick

What the actual shit

Oh my gooooooood how have I only been at work for 2 hours

You've probably been wondering: "How many eels is a cottage worth in 14th C. England?" This is a reasonable question. I get it. And happily, I'm here to help! I included a chart showing this kind of equivalence in an article I wrote for HistoryExtra , but here's an excerpt! 🗃️🧪

Death by Shakespeare Causes of 74 deaths in Shakespeare's plays #ShakespeareDay

Also: look up Zhang Shan. She won gold at the Barcelona Olympics in 1993 in skeet shooting. Skeet shooting had been a mixed gender event since the 60s, but after her win, they segregated the genders. And in the next Olympic Games, they literally didn’t even have a women’s skeet shooting category.