Just bought a glass bottle of @irnbru.bsky.social and the lid was that hard I needed a pipe wrench to get it off. I like to think maybe this is the England-only version, designed to make englishmen feel physically inferior to scotsmen.

A Liverpool legend.

Maybe he meant Pounds Sterling?

even now antifa is emboldened and arming themselves

You’re missing one

This is the most important bit of content you will see all week

One of the things I appreciate most about living in Norfolk is the fact that it induces a near-constant state of bewilderment. 1/3

Will this week never end?

#GVerse #TLCleanse This is the cutest thing you will see today 😂😆 Pets & babies it don’t get any better!

What a queen

My favorite comment on the FT story

Reagan’s finding it all very amusing

I've seen this go by a few times on TikTok now and I have to say, I love this idea. We need a way to convince people to keep running even if they don't win, maybe building the loss into it as a troll move is the secret.

I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.

In this splendid photo from Valerio Minato three wonders were captured in a single shot: - the Basilica of Superga, located near Turin (Italy) - the Monviso, the highest mountain of the Cottian Alps - the setting Moon, captured in a crescent phase ➡️ apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap23122... 🔭 🧪 #sciart 1/2

SANDWICH MAN ACQUITTED!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

I’m absolutely with Rory on this. They’re just wallowing in trivia. The fact I tried and failed to find the right episode of Newsnight out of SEVEN they’ve done in the last month just proves it amply.

YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP, MY LEFT EAR IS BLOCKED AGAIN

Imagine if this was Starmer’s wife. Imagine just how long this would be on the front pages.

Vital piece of investigative reporting from Sky. They've uncovered the X algorithm which feeds users extremist right wing material from the moment they join the site. It is a far-right radicalisation engine, by design. news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

You think that’s great. My wife asked me who discovered electricity and I said “the greeks I think?” She said yeah, they made static electricity with amber and I replied “wait, ELECTRON COMES FROM THE GREEK FOR AMBER” which was a deeper fact I knew that was revealed by her reply to my first answer

oh my god they actually did it lmao

First daylight savings since having a kid and I'm a single issue voter now. That shit's gotta go. I understand times are tough for other reasons but that's my big thing now

Re: Sandwich Guy’s statements about having thrown the sandwich, prosecution notes that he said it with “pride.”

A classic Pulp song, they do seedy so well. 🎼 “The lift was always full of piss, 🎶. The fifth floor landing smelt of fish, 🎵Not just on Friday, every single other day…”

Book idea: A home defense guide that’s over two thousand pages long but just says “throw this at the burglar.”

absolutely crying with laughter at this, and the whole situation.

MACALLISTER!!! 🎉⚽️

I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury

My interesting fact about Bologna for @twosense.bsky.social Bologna was the scene of a medieval contest between various nobles to build towers. All have fallen down apart from two. When one more falls WE FINALLY HAVE A WINNER.

I once saw someone wearing a Death Cab For Cutie T-shirt and asked him if he was a big fan of the Bonzo Dog Do Dah Band and he had no idea what I was talking about. Meanwhile I had no idea there was a band named after one of Bonzo Dog’s songs.

I’m sure Matt Goodwin will be along shortly to tell us all whether LNER Customer Service Host Samir Zitouni counts as British or not. news.sky.com/story/train-...

This is the most batshit mental piece of bullshitting I’ve ever heard. How much ketamine is he taking?

Seems about right

Makes Warwick Castle look like a garden shed

Can we please get a detailed breakdown of the nationalities and ethnicities of the train staff, the police, the ambulance crews, and A&E doctors and nurses who responded, who HELPED. You know, for balance.

Protest tip: if a MAGA streamer shows up, play Disney music because all social media sites will take down Disney copyrighted music posts. www.youtube.com/shorts/ZRz3I...

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The most spectacular costume of 2025? That honor belongs to…

I can’t be the only person who hears “x hasn’t happened in 25 years” and instinctively thinks, “wow, so not since the early 80s, yeah? That’s wild.”

Whatever else comes out once the attack on the ECML train last night, this alone is a credit to the train crew, driver, and signalling team. Huntingdon was the first possible stop. In a highly stressful situation and improvising a plan the train lost just 3 minutes vs line speed to get there.

A Brexiter writes...

Amazing what can happen when you don’t concede a cheap first goal early doors. #LFC

Married her yesterday.

The Aga Khan't

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How long has he been president of Ireland? I have literally never heard of him. Which in my mind speaks pretty highly of Ireland to be honest.